so it was my first day at a fancy italian restaurant. i show up in a black polo and black pants, the managers basically like "wtf kid who told you short sleeves was ok? whatever, show up tomorrow in a long sleeve black collared shirt. here's a pitcher, fill it up with ice water over there, and then fill the glasses of everyone at that 12 top over there."

so im like ok twelve top what the fuck is he talking about... he pointed at that table over there, i guess i'll just start filling up glasses. so i fill the first two glasses like a fucking rockstar, not too much, not too little, expert motion pouring out the side so they get some ice. third glass, i've only got enough to fill it up three quarters. so i go back, fill the pitcher up again, fill that glass, then two more. see that i dont have enough for another glass, go back and fill up the pitcher as full as i can make it. go back to the table like "heheh imma be slick and pour these first two glasses a little light so i can do three in one go. damn i'm getting the hang of this shit already."

fill the first two, have the third almost to an acceptable level of fullness when i run out of water. i still have a bunch of ice in there though so i decide ill just drop like five more cubes in there, problem solved. problem is no ice is coming out, its just sitting in a big clump at the bottom of the pitcher. so, i tilt a little more, break the angle of repose, and half a pitcher of ice flies out all over this woman and half the table. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tl/dr dumped ice all over this chick not 15 minute into the job.