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How'd I do for 80 bucks? (and a glock) by noname602in guns

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 1 point2 points ago

Ha that is cool! I recently inhereted a single action army revolver (replica) and a Luger (real post war Erma) from my grandpa. Not sure if I will ever get around to shooting the black powder one. But they are great for pointing at the mirror.

fasted swimming - will it result in muscle loss? by qub1tin Fitness

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -3 points-2 points ago

lol, I read that "farted, swimming"

Settling in in Panama, have rented a house, but found some unexpected little twists and turns with my work (freelance writing). by FutureExpatSPin IWantOut

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

yeh fuck hot weather imo. if i was going to move somewhere i think i'd try to find a cold place.

Stop pushing me away... by BlueChainsawManin funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -10 points-9 points ago

gay level: asian.

I was climbing a mountain in Japan with a monkey reserve on top. We were cornered on the way up by angry monkeys. Then we saw this helpful sign. by snickers1221in funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

I love how they hang on the cage and hold out a hand for a nom, staring intently at you. and if you give them one they chuck it right into their mouth, and stare at you some more with that out stretched hand.

As a black Southerner, why do Northerners think whites in the South are so much more racist or racism is much more prevalent? by TheDarkSouthin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

As a white guy fom the south (ish) I think it's because I hear white people saying racist things often.

How I feel as a Christian on Reddit. by squeakyguyin funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -1 points0 points ago

nearly 30, got back from a friend's birthday so I'm kind of trashed.

OMG MY ATHEIST LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHEN I WAS A CHRISTIAN! GOING TO GET MY DICK SUCKED NOW! LATER!

How I feel as a Christian on Reddit. by squeakyguyin funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -1 points0 points ago

ptththhbpphththtpb (shitting noises)

How I feel as a Christian on Reddit. by squeakyguyin funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -2 points-1 points ago

what's that? You're a spineless piece of shit that talks big on the internet? I think so.

Holy shit! This guy got balls of steel by Primatin videos

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

pretty much what happens to me every time i attempt to climb at the rock gym ( I usually make it only a few stories up).

(NSFW) F*cking Magnets. How Do They Work? by Frack-Starin WTF

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 1 point2 points ago

but since it was on a magnet, the healing power of magnets will help it to heal faster. he got magnets all up in there.

So in Australia we have phrases such as 'To give someone the shits' and 'It stands out like dog's balls'. What other WTF expressions do you have in your country? by talkativeblairin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

"Bigger than Dallas."

as in "I think I have a permanent shit stain on my underwear. Yup! There she is! Bigger'n Dallas!"

How I feel as a Christian on Reddit. by squeakyguyin funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -9 points-8 points ago

How I feel about you: "LOL, you actually believe in that shit? What a hoot!"

What's Your Favorite High School Memory? by Bubafett1998in AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

the day I left graduation. went to a bridge and threw the diploma over the side.

Never went back to that shitty town.

Beautiful (and not so beautiful) people of Reddit: Help me settle a debate. by reluctantsalespersonin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 1 point2 points ago

I use the video game scoring standard and call myself an 8. Nobody is a 5 with this scale unless they have been dead for a few days.

What's your favorite movie insult? by shiftydutchmanin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

i watched that movie again recently. it's a lot worse when you are not 19.

What's your favorite movie insult? by shiftydutchmanin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

i know this will get buried at this point but,

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!" from roadhouse.

(╯°□°)╯︵ uıɥƆuoɹI upvote to the left to replace IronChin! by OHhokie1in guns

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

lol, tbh I thought it was funny... as long as it's just a late april fool's joke....

please say it's just a joke...

Every time someone pulls a gun out in a movie I groan. What other common movie/tv occurrences drive you crazy? by CherrySlurpeein AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7lVLn3HJg

Nic cage in con air....

...

Watching this clip I'm realizing that I hate BAR FIGHT SCENES in movies. I've been to bars all over the world and have never been fucked with. Where can I go to have the roadhouse bar fight experience?

Reddit please help me : My landlord is threatening to evict me today without prior notice, if it is not spotless inside. by wheredallthesyrupgoin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

I guess I don't understand the downvotes. I think it's solid advice. I've lived in situations where my landlord was constantly trying to fuck me over and it's not worth it.

My dad said it was past due I had something for home protection. He sent me home with this :) by StarVixenin guns

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -6 points-5 points ago

ive heard birdshot is ideal for home defense? It will fuck people up at close range, but will not penetrate walls (important for those of us who share a wall with people we like).

anyhoo, that's what I keep in my mossberg 500.

Reddit please help me : My landlord is threatening to evict me today without prior notice, if it is not spotless inside. by wheredallthesyrupgoin AskReddit

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -9 points-8 points ago

you need to find another place to live in the next few weeks. You don't want a bad relationship with your landlord.

Dad Level: Boss by jwilsonjxin WTF

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE -4 points-3 points ago

lucky he's white.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog by gryffon5147in funny

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

overgrowth IRL

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