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Remember that wine bottle picnic table chicks loved on Pinterest? Well my boyfriend built me one of my own. by snm76in pics

[–]netraven5000 -1 points0 points ago

Not gonna lie ladies, for most guys the answer to almost any question about whether we saw something on Pinterest the answer is no.

If it's not the fake Mitt Romney account then no, I didn't see it on Pinterest.

This is business by ThisIsZachin funny

[–]netraven5000 -2 points-1 points ago

Somehow I doubt that Bill Gates would not know who the head of World Bank is.

Not to mention - I believe the title is "President" not "CEO."

More like "Copyright Infringing Birds".. by aareyes12in funny

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

More like "trademark infringement birds"

Bender seems a little out of place. by Metal-Phoenixin pics

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

God loves finite-state machines!

Hold on... Just a second.... Oh.... by foreverkin funny

[–]netraven5000 -1 points0 points ago

Usually the car wash has your car on a conveyor belt.

An idea for Paul supporters to peacefully protest the RNC in Tampa: Don't clap. by scottbrowncreativein ronpaul

[–]netraven5000 3 points4 points ago

Laugh EXTREMELY loudly at every tiny joke Romney makes. Like, to a ridiculous degree.

My boyfriend received a letter from his ex... Think I should be jealous??? by historigirlin funny

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

whisper whisper

When my girlfriend makes a joke that's funny. by DrMangoin gifs

[–]netraven5000 -1 points0 points ago

So there's always another dude around whenever your girlfriend tells a funny joke?

Social Security will be enough to cover my property taxes. by thoughtbludgeonin Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

Not sure how you mean that - but what I meant is that at the time life expectancy was relatively short, and people started a career right after high school which is increasingly uncommon.

Social Security will be enough to cover my property taxes. by thoughtbludgeonin Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Not sure how you mean that - but what I meant is that at the time life expectancy was relatively short, and people started a career right after high school which is increasingly uncommon.

Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down by HappyAssassinin funny

[–]netraven5000 -1 points0 points ago

As much as I dislike the woman, this "famous for nothing"/"famous for a sex video" crap is getting annoying.

Kim Kardashian is famous because of her father.

Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down by HappyAssassinin funny

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

Except the part about why she is famous. Kim Kardashian is famous because of her father, who was OJ Simpson's lawyer.

Social Security will be enough to cover my property taxes. by thoughtbludgeonin Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 6 points7 points ago

It's increasingly uncommon for someone to die before collecting social security.

This girl is in jail, so her dad posted on her Facebook... by DanCranin funny

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

...people beat off with a bat?

My mom made us do a wedding announcement for the paper, here's the photo we took. by Kepgnarin pics

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

If she's a spinster then I think that implies there's no incest.

My mom made us do a wedding announcement for the paper, here's the photo we took. by Kepgnarin pics

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

How is that possible? They don't make Zunes anymore.

How does he do it by iminthinkermodein Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

Movie buffs: the Frank Sinatra one or the newer one?

Friend of mine got this from one of her customers tonight...ouch. by tapdathoein pics

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

If the restaurant truly is busy, I'd assume she would say it to everyone so they aren't wondering why the service is slow.

Friend of mine got this from one of her customers tonight...ouch. by tapdathoein pics

[–]netraven5000 89 points90 points ago

I get the impression that she mentioned she was busy while apologizing for the wait...

The Presidential election means nothing! Presidents can't give you.... blah blah blah. Seriously, just vote for Ron Paul and give the man a chance! by sebastianpaul1787in Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, yes.

The Presidential election means nothing! Presidents can't give you.... blah blah blah. Seriously, just vote for Ron Paul and give the man a chance! by sebastianpaul1787in Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 2 points3 points ago

I'm supporting Paul until it's made official that Romney is the nominee.

Romney: "I want to make sure that every new computer sold in this country, after I'm president, has installed on it a filter to block all pornography" by magister0in Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

Not what I'm saying. They already make cards that will handle the protocols in hardware, the consumer level ones are marketed as "gaming" network cards. Almost no one buys them. Even if they did it would be ineffective. Anyone who wants to can get around it. Like rooting a phone - the first person will need to be a mega geek, yeah, but it'll get automated.

Romney: "I want to make sure that every new computer sold in this country, after I'm president, has installed on it a filter to block all pornography" by magister0in ronpaul

[–]netraven5000 1 point2 points ago

Who the hell is this going to stop?

Good job Mitt, you stopped some kids who don't know how to uninstall NetNanny from watching porn on the family PC. Now how will they get their porn?

Oh yeah, with the magical devices they call "iPods" and "smartphones" and "tablets" because this isn't the damn 20th century anymore and PCs aren't the only way to connect to the Internet anymore. Or with the PC because they're tech-savvy enough to figure out how to work around the filter.

Romney: "I want to make sure that every new computer sold in this country, after I'm president, has installed on it a filter to block all pornography" by magister0in Libertarian

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

No. First off, what you're referring to is usually handled in software. It can be done in hardware but it's more expensive.

Second off, you can go get a copy of Tor from your nerd buddies who already had Tor or found out how to disable that.

the first video i can remember watching online... by dmull25in funny

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

First one I can remember had a dancing baby.

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