Superman, you're doing it right!

newsmagnet · 6 months

There has to be a sock in there! Bulges from ones junk don't bulge like that unless he's got really large testicles.

Tackers369 · 6 months

Might be stupid question but can you get to the skull? Or is the just for looks?

CourageWorf · 6 months

What I do is get a bowl slightly larger than what is necessary and cut out a paper circle roughly the diameter of the bowl. Then make cuts approximately equidistant around the perimiter of the paper. Now take some raw eggs and carefully place then at the bottom of the bowl place the paper on top of the eggs and push it down so the the paper is snug against eggs. Then carefully place candy in bowl on top of paper and place at your desired place of candy despencery. Now the little shit who decides to pour the whole bowl into their sack also gets some nice raw egg to ruin their entire stash.

haavarl · 7 months

All hail, King of the looooosers!

xNewPhoenix · 7 months

I use to take showers with my mom all the time as a kid. I also always discreetly tried to pee in there with her, but was caught every time and kicked out. I was a bit of a piss troll.

ozzymustaine · 7 months

No, not reelly, evry kid in my classes were reelly, reelly, smart.

liq_weed · 8 months

Because you like to surprise the ladies with your ironic name! Amirite?!

MegaPower124 · 11 months

Girls only like guys with skills: nun-chuck skills, computer hacking skills....

Milkpot · 1 year

Hmm, those are some nice trousers, we'll call you trouser snake!

VIJoe · 1 year

Poor guy never got to finish, is that really what you want?

AmazingTrevor · 1 year

maybe but spy AND pyro, almost no defenses against it

ninjao · 1 year

just another reason why our ballsacks shrivel up when its cold out

Nordoisthebest · 1 year

the fap muscle is strong with this one.

whoami9 · 1 year

also 127 hrs!

bcpk · 1 year

why the downvotes? its a logical question.

iamlouie · 1 year

i heard the same thing about sniper...

ENTP · 1 year

pain Olympics...seen it

sucio_Q · 1 year

taylor momsen: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0597410/

shes 17 guys, sorry

NekoIan · 1 year

when you say without a finish line, you mean the poor guy wasn't able to get his rocks off, right?

much_cobblers · 1 year

everybody calm down, thats just a red panda

knullcon · 1 year

maybe i need to brush up on my current events but isn't Switzerland a historically neutral country? so i would imagine they don't need to worry much about it. unless we're talking about home intruders and such...

Concision · 1 year

so, what were you doing in his room while he was asleep?

accountt1234 · 1 year

definition of drug:"any article, other than food, intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of humans or other animals."

cannabis is a drug, sorry

lust333 · 1 year

the bigger the bulge the better

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