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Hey book lovers, here are some of the wallpapers that I made a few days ago for people who didn't catch the thread. by OhEmGeeein books

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

it's a great quote, but i can't locate any reliable source.

There is no God! by Pheon809in funny

[–]myhouseisgod 21 points22 points ago

not necessarily. it seems like these items are held in place by little swinging doors which are released when an item is purchased, allowing a single item to slide past. the weight of the bottles pushing on that first bottle might not be enough to dismantle the unholy configuration we see here.

GAME THREAD: Indiana Pacers (2-2) @ Miami Heat (2-2) - (May. 22, 2012) by Kapoonfain nba

[–]myhouseisgod 5 points6 points ago

god damn lebron. that's cold.

GAME THREAD: Indiana Pacers (2-2) @ Miami Heat (2-2) - (May. 22, 2012) by Kapoonfain nba

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

im not sure that's the case. retaliation usually leads to a warning to both dug outs. anything further is automatic ejection, even accidents.

World Peace says OKC has fine women by megzr0x0rsin nba

[–]myhouseisgod 1 point2 points ago

that's where porn is produced, not where porn stars are born. there is a heavy influx of porn girls from the mid west.

Fucking Travel!! by rizwan_kin nba

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

the difference is that when you use a "lesser" swearword, you demonstrate control. when you use the swearword, you demonstrate you do not have control. they communicate two different things.

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 4 points5 points ago

i don't understand, do you think i leave the pee in the sink? it gets rinsed down. then i make sure to rinse the whole basin while i wash my hands. when i pee in the toilet, it is far more likely a drop of urine will splash somewhere (the ground, maybe the underside of the toilet seat) that i won't wipe up afterward. before i started peeing in the sink, i would unknowingly let drops of urine sit on the floor or around the toilet area. that doesn't happen anymore.

and i only do this in my own home. when i'm a guest, i either sit down to pee or give the toilet area a close inspection and wipe down with toilet paper.

simply put, i'm not willing to wipe down the whole toilet area every time i pee at home on the off chance there was some splash. by peeing in the sink, i ensure that i leave the bathroom clean without having to fuss.

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

peeing in the sink greatly reduces the chance that urine will end up somewhere it wasn't meant to. peeing into a toilet results in uncontrolled splash back which could end up anywhere. peeing in the sink with the water running still has a little splash back, but i am much more likely to know where the little droplets went and clean them up.

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 1 point2 points ago

i used to feel like the notion that some words were prohibited from polite conversation was stupid and arbitrary. but now i feel like having a whole category of "bad" words just makes language more colorful.

there is an added dimension to language when certain words occupy a different categorical space. if these words were included in the same category of other words, they would necessarily lose something. that's why i have no problem with deeming some words as "bad."

Barkley, "the other team has NBA players, too" by myhouseisgodin nba

[–]myhouseisgod[S] 7 points8 points ago

exactly, it's typical to diminish those shots by calling them circus shots, but really, given the opportunity, i imagine any NBA player could pull them off with some amount of consistency.

Is France really hated in the USA ? by SThorin AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

that would really stop you from recommending people visit the country? the opportunity to meet the nice ones and have the good experiences doesn't outweigh having to deal wit a few rude people?

GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Lakers @ Oklahoma City Thunder (Series 0-0) - (May. 14, 2012) by MuZikiNjecTioNin nba

[–]myhouseisgod 1 point2 points ago

what do you think the ramifications of something like that would be? could the league come down on the entire organization even without proof it was an orchestrated move? i feel like you could probably convince a few players to pool some money privately to ease the blow of the fine for whoever takes the shot. it seems like it would be reasonably easy to orchestrate something like this without leaving a paper trail. don't organize the pool and don't make any locker room wide reference to it.

GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Lakers @ Oklahoma City Thunder (Series 0-0) - (May. 14, 2012) by MuZikiNjecTioNin nba

[–]myhouseisgod 2 points3 points ago

i couldn't agree more. playoff basketball is really good. you get all the energy, excitement, thrill, and none of the tension is negative anxiety.

Anyone else tired of the nba pretending they don't have serious officiating issues? by Thabisain nba

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

if you continue to be correct, you get as many as you want. you get to be wrong twice.

Internet porn: a father's lesson. by thefinalfapin self

[–]myhouseisgod -1 points0 points ago

you're not alone. by all reasonable measures, i watch a lot of porn. but i have never actually done any of the standard porn acts, or even desired to do them. to me, it's just really obvious that what feels good is NOT what looks good on camera. porn is strictly visual and i wouldn't want to do any of the things i see because i know they don't feel good on my penis. and really, that's what i'm concerned with. my penis.

Internet porn: a father's lesson. by thefinalfapin self

[–]myhouseisgod 3 points4 points ago

i think part of the problem with this discussion is the lack of well defined ideas about sources of porn, amounts of porn, and how it's distributed. When you say, "there is SO much porn out there that demeans women," i'm curious what sort of calculation went into making that determination. i'm not saying you're wrong. the fact is, there is a lot of porn. all sorts of it. like, every broad category has an enormous library unto itself. you say that you have "seen some really high quality porn out there - it can be done without a dozen guys and one girl." this is absolutely true, which is why i always urge people to be more proactive about their porn consumption. there is some really good stuff being produced. yes, it's obviously about what looks good rather than what feels good, but it's not this nasty demeaning stuff that seems to get referenced as standard porn. this stuff just requires the porn consumer to actually know what they're getting into, to make decisions about their porn consumption instead of just watching whatever is on the front page of red tube.

the only porn that gets made is the porn people will pay for, but most people don't pay for porn. so the market is flooded with the kind of stuff a small fraction of the market is willing to pay for regularly. what i mean is, the guy who just surfs the front page of tube sites is at the mercy of what other guys are willing to pay for.

my whole point is that porn consumers just need to be better informed and more aware of their purchasing choices. but very few people are comfortable with the idea of being a "porn consumer" who knows the directors, talent, production companies etc; so they settle for whatever is given to them for free on the tube sites. it's not a good state of affairs.

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

pledge class?

teachers, have you ever been attracted to your student? by smiley042894in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 1 point2 points ago

the uniform thing becomes a lot less sexy when the room in full of them. an individual girl in a uniform is sexy because the context of the uniform is lost, but the meaning behind it is still there. so you think young and innocent and get a flash of skin. a classroom full of girls in uniform isn't like that because the fact that they're children is inescapable.

The other day, I was commended for not robbing a fast food restaurant. WTF. by kromagnonin self

[–]myhouseisgod 8 points9 points ago

that happened to me once. someone handed me a $20 instead of a $10 with my change. i was so excited thinking i got away with something. the amount of time it took me to go from feeling like a won ten dollars to feeling guilty was the same amount of time it took me to take 3 steps away from the cash register. handing it back was super awkward because i had already made the move to take it. the guy knew i was handing it back reluctantly.

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 1 point2 points ago

haha. yes.

do you know who i am or did you just happen to stumble on the obvious description of tavern style die?

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 2 points3 points ago

in your rules, sinking (die tossed into cup) scores a point?

our variation completely separates drinking and scoring. that is, you can sink and sink and sink, but never score a point. it sets up this really interesting dynamic where your team needs to balance the offensive strategy between making the opponents drink, and scoring points.

for instance, if you have confidence in your team's defense (catching skills,) you could attempt to massacre the other team by making them drink a lot and once they're incapable of seeing the die, go for points and win.

there is also a downside for attempting to win quickly by only attempting to score points. if your opponents have good catching skills and you only attempt points, they're not going to get drunk and will outlast you.

the separation of drinking and scoring also makes teammate selection really important. there needs to be a balance of skill sets within a team. for instance, a team of two pure sinkers might get relatively far into a tournament, but crumble against a team that can handle their booze really well.

out of curiosity, what is the average game length of your variation? our casual games are usually in the 30-45 minute range for average skilled games. tournament games can be much longer or shorter, depending on the match up. the final table is usually a four-hour event.

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294in AskReddit

[–]myhouseisgod 2 points3 points ago

what college do you go to?

your set-up seems quite different than how we do it at middlebury.

President Obama Endorses Gay Marriage on ABC Nightly News by mike8787in politics

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

i don't have a woman in my life to do that with.

President Obama Endorses Gay Marriage on ABC Nightly News by mike8787in politics

[–]myhouseisgod 0 points1 point ago

he should just lay it all on the line. come out and say he's against the war on drugs. pro legalization. pro prostitution. PRO PIRACY.

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