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I am citricsquid, founder of Minecraftforum.net and Minecraftwiki.net, AMA by notnotcitricsquidin IAmA

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Will you ever sell the site and pursue a different path in your life, or will you stick with it?

Lets say that birthmarks are left over from where you were killed in your past life. How did you die? by teletubby_poein AskReddit

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........i shit you not, arrow (or at least id like to think arrow) to the knee.

r/Funny is the first subreddit to 1 million subscribers! In celebration, you can now edit your own user flair. by doug3465in funny

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are you shitting me

r/Funny is the first subreddit to 1 million subscribers! In celebration, you can now edit your own user flair. by doug3465in funny

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What mindfucked you harder than anything else? Ever. by TheVoiceOfMomin AskReddit

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this is a little late but here goes nothing. If when you die you wake up as another person and remember nothing of your past life is true. Just think about not remembering anything and reliving a life without ever remembering this current life, and how things could have been in a past life. You don't have to believe it for it to be a total mindfuck.

Teachers and former teachers: is there any one student you've taught that you'll never forget? by cretiacroin AskReddit

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if only it were like this, he was actually only there for freshman through junior year, and although i never went to one of his games from what i heard he wasn't benched much. Like that kid though, he was a very unlikely star he was short had a droopy face, and had brown curly hair.

Teachers and former teachers: is there any one student you've taught that you'll never forget? by cretiacroin AskReddit

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Im not a teacher but there is one kid i will never forget. Lets call him keith, keith was a very silent child who had asbergers (or so we thought) and he was very quiet and odd. He would always talk about how much he loved basketball though. So some of his "friends" decided to encourage him to try out for the basketball team. These assholes did this for shits and giggles to see him get denied. So this poor 5'2" kid goes for tryouts one day as i remember it. He goes to a ball, picks it up, and turns into the motherfucking all star player you see in movies. He made 9 out of 10 three pointers and could handle the ball like no other. Everyone was amazed by his skills because they had never seen him play before. What they didn't know was keith would play for hours after school and just practice. Needless to say he made varsity and it almost felt like a movie moment looking back on it. He left a couple of years later never to be heard of again. Damn, i will never forget that kid.

Parents of Reddit, tell us embarrassing stories about your children. by Tigerisin AskReddit

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When we were at the hospital with my sister, who was around five at the time, we were in the elevator with very fat woman, my sister then yelled, "Mommy isn't that the fattest woman you have ever seen." That was possibly the most awkward elevator ride of my life.

What dumb questions do you remember asking as a kid? by wobblyweeblein AskReddit

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Oh boy i can still remember it. I always saw pictures of my mother in black and white from the 50's being the smart 7 year old i was, i went up to her and asked if everything was black and white back then, and when color was invented.

What weird shit do your pets do that kind of creeps you out? by Namtarain AskReddit

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My cat will come into my room, look at the dark corner, and just make noise with her ears back. It is honestly the scariest fucking thing in the world. Normally she will sleep with a friend if i have someone over. It scares the shit out of them to.

Ask Penn & Teller Anything (Video IAMA) by hueypriestin IAmA

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I have always wondered, is bullshit your own personal opinions, or what other people believe. I understand that most of the stuff on bullshit is bullshit, but there are other episodes that i thought the topic wasn't such bullshit.

What is the biggest secret you are keeping from others that you are dying to tell? by Starfarnologyin AskReddit

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I can hear the down votes coming in now but here it goes. I was with my friend and i allowed him to watch porn on my computer (please keep in mind this is at 3 in the morning) and we decided to go to bed. I was on my way to brush my teeth, and i walk to my bathroom which is right outside my bedroom. The door is open a crack, i didn't think much of it and walked in. I stood there in horror as he, for lack of a better term, jizzed on himself whilst looking at me in horror. This happened last night and, well, i acted like it was no big deal but it was kind of awkward talking to him til 5 because it was kind of hard to sleep after that. This may not be big but trust me it is hard not to tell people.

Reddit, i need your help by moraddavidin reddit.com

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look, I'm no genius when it comes to this stuff and i really wanted to help them. It isn't a necessity to have a poster but it would really help with their campaign.

I am Bear Grylls. Ask me Anything. by TheAdrenalistin IAmA

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what is the most amazing and fun place that you went to?

I am Bear Grylls. Ask me Anything. by TheAdrenalistin IAmA

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what is your favorite part about being in the wilderness?

I am Bear Grylls. Ask me Anything. by TheAdrenalistin IAmA

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what is the overall worst experience you have ever had in the wild?

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done/almost done in an early morning haze? by jizzpelletsin AskReddit

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this all happened in one day i set my alarm for 6:45 before i took a nap at 5 o'clock because i was very tired (i set it then just in case i slept i through the whole night). I was then woken up by my alarm and figured i had slept through the whole night.

i took a shower, and forgot to wash my hair and body. I then used my contact solution as mouthwash. After waking up a little more i drove to school and there was none there but it was 7:45 (the normal time school started). I then realized that i had set my alarm for 6:45 PM not AM of the same night, and felt like a total dumbass.

This picture *exactly* sums up the state of Obama's presidency. by puginarugin pics

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you think that is why he can't get anything done, ಠ_ಠ

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