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What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]monkeytits 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a heavier john waters in that last picture with his mustchach

Wuddup REDDIT here's picture of my Bro an I con el gran HEISENBERG de BreakinBad! by LuisMoncadain breakingbad

[–]monkeytits 13 points14 points ago

I like how you censor the first shit but not the second

That sounds weird in writing

Who's going to the Dead Mau5 video filming tomorrow in LA?? by madi_cakers247in aves

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

5 of us signed up for it and only. 2 got the reply email. So i guess we are not going :(

MANY cows died for this gorgeous interior. Almost entirely leather or suede. Looked great, felt better, smelled fantastic. Aston Martin DB9. by SisterSledge2in Autos

[–]monkeytits 4 points5 points ago

No no no, its medium rare or lower for a steak like that. You are taking out all the flavor and juiciness!

The recent update has been very buggy for me by monkeytitsin AlienBlue

[–]monkeytits[S] -1 points0 points ago

Also how do i delete other shared accounts? Accidentally typed in my sn wrong and now it keeps both up there and i cant figure out how to get rid of the wrong one

No it's MY DOOR! by BaconWrappedEnigmain funny

[–]monkeytits 4 points5 points ago

I read that at pelted it at first before i reread it. Perhaps thats what you saw at first

Good morning ladies. by zFoxxin funny

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

Just got a call from starbucks corporate about an email I sent howard schultz regarding the lids on their cups being too loose and dripping coffee on me. They offered dry cleaning and free coffee. Any of you gotten mind-blowing customer service before? by dclowd9901in AskReddit

[–]monkeytits 1 point2 points ago

Or they went out of business because everyone found out the name of the company and started requesting free hamster stuff even when they didn't own a hamster

Stab in the dark here by vnguyen098in orangecounty

[–]monkeytits -1 points0 points ago

Ent in costa mesa :)

I have a $20 PSN card. What should I buy? by scooter1265in PS3

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

Puddle. Its only 10

What did you do when you were a little kid that embarrassed your parents? by we_deal_in_leadin AskReddit

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

Your name isn't jodie by Any chance?

test by KosakOkiin Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

I vote for this bot to win

Who loves a Banh Mi sandwich? by etravusin FoodPorn

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

So fucking delicious. I could eat these every day and there is a place by me where i can get.3 for 5 bucks

Another Sick Teacher accused of having sex with her male student.... by thegr8n8in funny

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

Snl made a joke like that well be for galafanakiskisskssz

[Offer] AmA RAOP Giver... Ask me anything by RealSuperSizedin Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

How much money do you make in a year, how many people have you slept with and whats your dream car?

What is your favorite piece of advice to give to new roo'ers? Here's mine: by ENTertained_fiveone2in bonnaroo

[–]monkeytits 12 points13 points ago

Just like to say i have gone for 3 years now and i have never seen a spider that big there. You just must have some shitty luck

Boston Dynamics Incredible jumping robot. by Theyellowk123in videos

[–]monkeytits 10 points11 points ago

Or you could really just raise your arms and go to kick it. No point in the fake ones. But im gonna assume its gonna tell you not to get any closer or it will shoot sort of thing because otherwise that would be quite the fucking stupid design flaw.

I Don't Always Have an Inner Dialogue... by percymatein Drugs

[–]monkeytits 1 point2 points ago

I read that bottom part in hunters voice

So I passed by these the other day. by ciacciojonin cars

[–]monkeytits 0 points1 point ago

Me too! Also a mclaren dealership around the corner! Hooray for california

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