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My Dog Hitchens by SeeyaHitchin aww

[–]monkeypoo08 2 points3 points ago

I have an English Bulldog and he chewed up his rawhide bone and it made him very sick. Be careful. Since then, we've bought him antlers to chew on.

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Photographer gets called out for stealing claiming she took someone else's wedding photos. (examiner.com)

submitted ago by monkeypoo08 to photography

Would you vote for a law that requires all recipients of Food Stamps and any other form of welfare to take a drug test before receiving their benefits? by cigaretein AskReddit

[–]monkeypoo08 -1 points0 points ago

Yes. Fuck them if they're using that money for drugs.

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Have you ever worked with someone or went to school with someone who got called out publicly for cheating? How did they react? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by monkeypoo08 to AskReddit

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]monkeypoo08 9 points10 points ago

Well enough to get into the school that I wanted. I was tired, but I also felt great about freezing those bastards out.

TIL that 1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds. by DaedalusMinionin todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 21 points22 points ago

3 seconds? I normally double that. Triple if you count taking our clothes off.

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]monkeypoo08 85 points86 points ago*

Between college and law school, I lived in a three bedroom house with two sorority girls. (As a guy, it was awesome.) In December, I told them that I would be taking the LSAT a few weeks in advance and reminded them a few times. The night before the test, they decided to invite a bunch of a friends over. A lot of alcohol was consumed and loud times were had. I just wanted some sleep and asked several times to keep it down.

By 4 am I was furious. The party was winding down and they were all talking about having a sleepover in the living room. I heard several of the guys mention that they didn't need a blanket. So, I walked out into the darkened hallway, turned the thermostat all the way down, pulled off the knob, threw the knob into the yard, and went to sleep. When I woke up a few hours later and walked out the door, several of the guys were huddled together in the living room. One of the guys asked me why it was so cold. I just laughed and went to take my test.

I'm a server, and this was my tip for a party of 25. The box at the end really ties it all together. by Dave_Pakerin atheism

[–]monkeypoo08 4 points5 points ago

Theist here and you're right. Those people should be ashamed of themselves.

TIL Bruce Dickinson, the lead singer of Iron Maiden, is also a Commercial Pilot for Astraeus Airlines by Kuhleebin todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 1 point2 points ago

Before he's done here, you'll all be wearing gold plated diapers.

TIL Nightmare On Elm Street Is Based Off A True Story Of Three Asian Men Who Died In The Middle Of Nightmares by Arachnagorin todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 4 points5 points ago

And yet there are no Asians in the movie. Wes Craven hates Asians.

TIL actor Vic Morrow died on set of the 1983 'Twilight Zone' movie due to decapitation by a helicopter blade. by Nickster79in todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

That's no way to get a head in life.

TIL that Denny's made minorities pay up front, and they frequently served all white patrons first, even if they were in the same seating group. by JillyMcfilllyin todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 2 points3 points ago

In their defense, Denny's is an upscale restaurant.

TIL That Alyson Hannigan (Lily in How I Met Your Mother) is married to Alexis Denisof (Sandy Rivers in How I Met Your Mother) by Clittlesaurusin todayilearned

[–]monkeypoo08 3 points4 points ago

Willow is married to Wesley

IAMA Regional Airline pilot. AMA by EMB145in IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 2 points3 points ago

That is bullshit. So, if your flights get cancelled then no paycheck for the day. How much do you make a flight? Should I start tipping my pilot.

IAmA 18 year old male earning over $100,000 a year. Self-Made. AMAA by paxtonsin IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

Did you ever watch Silver Spoons?

IAMA Regional Airline pilot. AMA by EMB145in IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 2 points3 points ago

What is an average work day like?

IAMA Regional Airline pilot. AMA by EMB145in IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

How often do you think about taking the plane down kamikaze style?

IAMA Regional Airline pilot. AMA by EMB145in IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 9 points10 points ago

Did the grasshopper survive the flight?

IAmA 18 year old male earning over $100,000 a year. Self-Made. AMAA by paxtonsin IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 -3 points-2 points ago

Who is your favorite Dr. Who actor?

Iam Grant Owens Boomer, AMAA by Hubris_be_Damnedin IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

Do you go by Boomer? Do you hate Chris Berman as much as I do?

IAmA 18 year old male earning over $100,000 a year. Self-Made. AMAA by paxtonsin IAmA

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

What is like living in London? I imagine it to be like the movie Taken, but now that I think about it, it might have been set in Paris.

If you leave the cinema like this, fuck you. by [deleted]in pics

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

You're right. And cops shouldn't complain when people shoot at them or janitors shouldn't complain when people shit on bathroom floors. It is job security. Ass.

What was the most embarrassing thing you've had to go to the ER for? [NSFW] by theroyalgoatin AskReddit

[–]monkeypoo08 0 points1 point ago

One boring night when I was 12 I was watching tv and eating popcorn. I finished the popcorn and was tossing around the unpopped kernels. For some unknown reason, I thought I would see if the kernels would fit into my ear. I found out that a popcorn kernel will fit into an ear. It will also become impossible to pull out. After freaking out for awhile, I had to go tell my dumbfounded parents. They laughed for a while and the next morning my dad took me to the ER to get it out. I still feel like a complete idiot.

Drunk driver shoots at officer, gets killed in return by El_Rey_de_Reyesin videos

[–]monkeypoo08 1 point2 points ago

That and he walked in front of his spotlight at the beginning of his stop. Not a good idea.

My sister once started crying and locked herself in her room after my parents spent the last of their money buying her a Gameboy - because the Gameboy was grey and not pink. Reddit, what's the most cringeworthy, ungrateful thing you've ever seen someone do? by Drixislovein AskReddit

[–]monkeypoo08 1 point2 points ago

I laughed a lot at this one.

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