Help us name her!!! We're all out of ideas.

Vettit · 7 days

Squirtle!

KirbyTails · 2 months

Portlandia.

microflaura · 2 months

My neighbors were having a serious discussion about birds, when one of them states " Its a common mistake that people believe that the bright red Cardinals are male, when actually, they are the females." It was at that moment I knew we could never be friends.

brokenglassdragon · 2 months

There is also a place in Raleigh, NC in the State Fairgrounds called "Village of Yesteryear." There is always a glass blower there (along with other artisans) and actually was given a glass dragon from them.

mellowshiptiger · 3 months

may sound silly, but the Charlie's Angels movies always make me feel better. they are drivel and they are chicks doing bad action stunts. what could go wrong?

danger_mcboom · 3 months

70 degree weather in February and everything smells like spring- like today.

RobosaurusRex2000 · 3 months

I say upvote for the dead horse reference!

AlohaNation · 3 months

"Just a..." random obvious thing. Followed by "That is all." ...really? that's the most original title to a baby platypus you could come up with? fucktards.

RGT42 · 3 months

mellon collie and the infinite sadness...might just be my 90's me talking

yourlittlepony · 4 months

Hands Down- Wicked Games by Chris Issac

GeneralLag · 8 months

they clearly think you are gay

yenoomk · 8 months

Beulah Butts. Spelled just. like. that.

danyukhin · 9 months

I never got a formal talk, so much as my dad yelling in walmart " when the parts start to rubbin, the juices start a working". sigh. much like his very loud proclamation after seeing thong under wear "well, those are just wicks to sop up the juices". he must have had a thing about people juice.

Ultrablack · 10 months

my first trip to the UK: I wondered "what the hell is a Queue?"

robx0r · 10 months

lick your lips. alot.

max_blastpound · 10 months

happened all the time at a place I used to work at- we eventually asked for a copy of the basement key, it happened so often. oh the loot we found!

clouds_rach · 11 months

In college, my botany professor would sometimes give partial credit if your answer was funny (even if it was incorrect). One of the questions was: What is the term given to plants that bloom irrespective to day length? I answered with: Stubborn. At the end of the year, I got a plant for my efforts.

Cragger · 11 months

Im instantly jealous

DigDugTKO · 1 year

have her girlfriend tell her. this kind of thing is ALWAYS better coming from another chick. OR have her hairdresser do it. I (a hairstylist) have been asked many times by SO's to take care of misc hair. I dont even ask them sometimes, and just go for the kill. Stray scary old man brows, BEWARE!!

Dienekes289 · 1 year

salsa. read "sahl-SUH" superfluous. had a teacher who always said "super-flush-us".

nhall06 · 1 year

Be prepared for the god awful amount of stuff. Chicks have loads and loads of stuff. Guys typically think we just have our overnight bag, and like, a teddy bear. Just dont get overwhelmed by all her crap.

oh and make sure you both have your 'me' spaces

the_captain · 1 year

more like there is a dealer in the car behind you

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