Just found out that the girl I'm talking to is going to therapy for sex addiction.

MattxNxG · 2012-02-06T14:03:52.866680+00:00

alternatively:

she'll still get laid a lot, just not by you, and based completely on compulsion.

seanbear · 2012-02-06T07:01:52.790069-07:00

somebody make this guy into a meme, quick

Wolfenstein22 · 3 days

soccer players

ColtPale · 3 days

it's unrealistic to leave a mag locked in your saiga just sitting around forever as a "what if" home defense gun because the plastic shot shells start to warp under pressure.

they you're prone to jam, in a situation where you don't want jams.

anybody serious about home defense isn't going to find it in a semi-automatic mag fed shotgun.

id just get a mossberg.

if you just want to be mr. cool at the range, then get the saiga.

GenuineCuriosity · 3 days

I picked it up back in 2002 or 03 for $189 new

ಠ_ಠ

Littlebigdreams · 6 days

you would be amazed at what a good old fashioned ass-beating can do.

peecee1978 · 7 days

nice, it's like rampage for hipsters.

translucent · 9 days

fucking in a tent in the middle of yosemite with nothing but bears on my mind.

LuvMeSomeElectronic · 10 days

this is fucking insulting to anybody who isn't a sub-par drone.

MrRumfoord · 10 days

i loved my time in that city. i don't think i could permanently live there again but it is a magical place for so many reasons.

MrRumfoord · 10 days

ah, north beach.

Apollos · 10 days

no, he's right. there are subs for gore and snuff bullshit.

Apollos · 10 days

i see this. and i don't give a fuck.

if i saw someone do that to an animal, totally different story.

infinite0ne · 10 days

we gave control of a site over to a client who had "coding experience".

it was a php site. there were some dynamic things going on in the footer.

she sends us an email out of the blue:

hi, im trying to change some things in the footer but i just cant figure it out. ive been googling "change footer in php" all day and i cant find anything.

/facepalm

athinnes · 10 days

and the co-ed shower scene.

AmanitaMuscaria · 11 days

welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

AmanitaMuscaria · 11 days

hey man, don't bust a gut.

Unythios · 11 days

there's not much a 65-year-old can do against three teens.

or anybody, for that matter. 16 year old boys might as well be men.

disparity of force. shoot to kill.

BOTW · 11 days

because that's the fucking barometer on how good your OS is:

"ill buy the one that let's me hide the porn when my mom walks in on me flogging my dick, with the fewest fingers used for the command."

s049031 · 12 days

Glocks are retarded easy to care for. My 23 is by far my favorite gun to shoot. Have fun!

frogminator · 12 days

I owned one. The only reason i sold it was for the money. Funnest gun ive ever owned, reliable as hell. Had a couple ftfs during the break in phase but after that it was fine. I did notice that it did not like cheap steel cased ammo very much. Feed it decent brass and youll be fine

BrokenTeapot · 13 days

Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta (PHP)

i just fell out of my chair

2WAR · 13 days

this is also in the fucking hood, so...

libertarian_rx · 13 days

life without parole. think about spending your whole life in an 8x8 cell, let out for an hour a day into a cage for exercise.

i think for the human mind this is probably worse than death.

minimalmindman

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