DAE open the toilet door slowly in case someone forgot to lock it?

individen · 2012-05-26T16:53:36.286988+00:00

'round here we call it the shitter gateway

meowmeo · 2 days

Peter Coulson I think.

meowmeo · 2 days

Oh shit, mah bad :(

Bluedog96 · 5 days

"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

fallenshortt · 5 days

"Arrow to the knee" is so three months ago, it's all about cat breading now. Sheesh, keep up with the times man.

fallenshortt · 5 days

I pine for the day I can turn men gay with my humor :(

f1ncher · 6 days

Worst threesome proposal ever.

vertigo1083 · 6 days

Hold the fuck on it was a "guy" who sang that song!? I feel like I was lied to as a child.

clunkerjunker · 7 days

Fucking spectacular. That vid summed up the futility of conflict and aggression while promoting the positive lyrics of Reflection.

Intherough · 20 days

Just down the street from me! VC Represent!

tasteslikeeggrolls · 26 days

Either you're my girlfriend or I'm not as original as I think I am.

sinknorad · 1 month

'Bout time I see this author mentioned here! His books are always fun, I have Sacre Bleu coming in the mail.. Can't wait ;D

Omarocksdisworld · 1 month

I've always wanted to become a super famous televangelist, grab everybody's money then come out as an atheist, use that money to fund research of evolution and create a Charles Darwin memorial museum.

reverse_transcriptas · 1 month

The secret is we are creatures of habit and ritual. If you start a positive habit it can be just as mentally addicting as a negative habit. Start acting the way you want to become and soon that will be your new reality.

Tartantyco · 1 month

For $99,998.99 I could pay a hot model to follow me around and sexily whisper the time into my ear when needed.

the_fly_guy · 1 month

I wonder what kind of bitcoin mining op you could launch with that level of computing power.

vikingapprentice · 1 month

We are in agreement, Around The Fur will kick you in the face with rhythm goodness. Also MX is one of my favorite Deftones songs.

vikingapprentice · 1 month

I've been rocking out to deftones since "My own summer" was popular, and this is the first I've ever heard of team sleep how the fuck is this possible?

damoklesss · 1 month

When everybody is clapping in unison to a song or something I notice that if you clap loudly in between the rhythm of claps everyone will stop clapping immediately. Fun social trick I like to use in these situations :P

Late1110 · 1 month

The only thing he's missing is his "Dawkins for president" shirt.

Short_stuff · 1 month

I let a little fear-pee drip loose.

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