Fun at Bed Bath and Beyond. Will I ever grow up?

ferretxx · 1 day

I was at some random clothing store today with two friends... One was in the change room, and I eye the big stick they use to take down clothing off the high hangers. Of course, I turn to my friend and say, "We're about to have endless fun," and take it off the wall. An employee within seconds is there asking if I need a hand with anything... No, and I put the big stick back... :(

Perma · 1 day

Side note, for a while, I always thought it was called HSPAT... I couldn't see on my phone it was a + and not a T... Embarassing day...

hate_tank · 1 day

2% of the posts hold 100% of the laughs. #Occupy/r/funny

MooSaysCow · 2 days

Budgies too. Seems weird right? Our current budgie and the one before him were badasses. The last one masturbated with pop bottle lids and this one likes to go in the shower.

thamuffinmane · 2 days

I'm growing some grade A Chinook actually. Except I'm also growing some other varieties, so I'm not sure which is the Chinook anymore.

adamtots · 3 days

As a second opinion, might I recommend attaching those Dawkins quotes to the photos of space? It will really up the value of both.

KING246 · 3 days

Well this great thread about public topless-ness has certainly taken a turn... :(

thelitprofessor · 4 days

19 in 5 days, also expected MAS*H.... They had a marathon of them on today, you can imagine what I did...

anzlol · 4 days

U MAD BRO?!?!?!?

anzlol · 5 days

Canada was in the World Wars long before the States.

nuckinfutz53 · 5 days

What if we have them both in the same comment?

o_herro_internet · 5 days

Or make prolonged eye contact and wink.

cparm · 5 days

I'ma leave you twitching.

EDIT: Okay... I thought we were rapping...

litl · 5 days

Walri?

realgrass · 6 days

"Hot naked young girls." Parents could have got in shit for that one! And I would have been a sex offender.... Damn...

realgrass · 6 days

I just went and downloaded Netscape for nostalgias sake. It does look a lot like Firefox. I think I just found my new favourite browsers. And laughs are sure to ensue when friends ask where Chrome of Firefox is. "Oh, I use Netscape."

AniceB · 7 days

Haha, silly Americans with their Macaroni and Cheese and their Smarties which are really Rockets.

AniceB · 7 days

Our versions of Kraft Dinner? You mean Kraft Dinner, right? They call it something weird in the States I think... But you're right about everything else, although our measurement system is a disgusting cross-breed. People height and weight, use imperial. Long distance? use KM. Small distance under 1M, use inches., Less than an inch, use CM's. Use feet if you're building anything. Liters for liquids, unless you're buying alcohol, then use the slang of describing bottles in ounces, 26/40. Outside temperature, C, but be sure to preheat your oven to 400F.

userbelowisamonster · 7 days

inb4 summerfag.

userbelowisamonster · 7 days

My cat was/is morbidly obese... She's at my parents house right now, but yeah, a couple years ago, she ended up having a stroke. My family was like, oh, we'll put her down, I was like, no. Nursed that cat back to health. Saddest part was watching her re-learn how to walk, and she'd crash into walls and stuff.... She's perfectly fine now aside from drooling a little bit when she gets affectionate!

CheshireAsylum · 7 days

THIS is the bReast feeling, hands down... Or more like boobs down. HAI-YOOO

That's better.

CheshireAsylum · 7 days

It's one thing to pee standing up, it's another not to make a mess.

isper · 7 days

And shall we also go comment on the tumblr page about how the documentary or the Youtuber or whomever captured the footage in the first place wasn't cited? It's the internet, people hack and steal from each other constantly. That's how it works.

isper · 7 days

Implying of course that the tumblr person created that gif themselves...? Shit gets tossed around the internet all the time, and yes, the guy was bashing the fact that it is, "copying tumblr" followed by the look of disapproval. God knows where OP got the gif from, hell, he could have seen it on 9gag for all we care, the fact remains, it is humorous, and I laughed.

InfectTheWorld · 7 days

LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK DARTH_MEATLOAF!

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