mburke1124

- friends
885 link karma
6,530 comment karma
send messageredditor for
what's this?

TROPHY CASE


  • One-Year Club

    Verified Email

How are families of five or more able to thrive on one salary? by ezdoozitin personalfinance

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

My parents raise three kids on one salary. When my parents had my brother in 1981 my Dad made $11,000 a year. He was a traveling sales man. I'm being serious. He worked his way up from do to door to a city wide sales manager, to regional, to country wide, to president of global sales and marketing. I remember moving from their first place (a duplex) to a small home, to a bigger one in a development. Last year at work he grossed a half million. (I won't even get into his stocks)

His secret. (well not really a secret) He lives by the Millionaire Next Door. Looking at him you'd think "average guy" and you'd be wrong. He is a multi-millionaire. But, never drove a new car, never divorced, stayed in a total of 3 homes in the past 30 years (25 in the current one), lives below his means, and invested a good portion in stocks (as well as taking bonuses in stock option). Most importantly, he worked his ass off. He was one of the first "frequent flyer" with Continental (his card is actually metal with engraving), and one of the first with Marriott Rewards. He never said no to the company, and now they never say no to him.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Baaaa.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Oink. Oink.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Oh sorry. You look part bovine I just assumed you would speak the language.

Mars Rover snaps a stunning photo. by zach84in pics

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

It is amazing that those solar cells are still working. These rovers are one of mans greatest achievements.

It always helps when transplanting to use this friendly Fungus. by horsekeepein gardening

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

I did an inoculation study on this when I was an under grad. It was on a specific plant (blue lupine) that was needed to support Karner blue butterfly (endangered). We found it did indeed produce hardier plants and had much larger root systems. One of the best learning experiences in all of college for me.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Mooo!

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Mooooo!

my ladyfriend custom painted my whole bike, here is the gas tank. by larsenfin motorcycles

[–]mburke1124 5 points6 points ago

Very Day of the Dead looking. I like it.

May I present you.. The Official Starbucks secret menu! by Trembelwickin Coffee

[–]mburke1124 3 points4 points ago

How blind are you that it looks clear?

What does /r/motorcycles think of my first bike? by needsmorememein motorcycles

[–]mburke1124 4 points5 points ago

Ubiquitous "that's what she said" joke.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -2 points-1 points ago

Well you're right about that. After looking at your picture I almost lost my lunch. You're right about another thing. You're the bigger person (well in terms of size). I can't even process how your mind works. Fortunitaly I get to go home. Have fun sitting under your Mom's stairs. Do me a favor and keep being ugly and a loser that lives at home.

"I'll be here all day." Like you are allowed in public.

Just wanted to say "Thanks" by mburke1124in JusticePorn

[–]mburke1124[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Where?

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh no. Am I getting under your skin? You posted one three days ago, and one 29 days ago.... Where your face is uncovered. (although I'm sure everyone who looked upon them wished it was) I assure you no digging was required. What is sad is that you brought this all on yourself. You goaded me into it. What is even sadder than that is that you make poor assumptions because your feelings are hurt. I genuinely feel bad for feeble minded trolls like you.

EDIT: syntax

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -4 points-3 points ago

Me not vomiting looking at a picture of you is quite impressive to me. You're one of those chicks (? You could just be a really bad transvestite) that they are talking about when they say "don't stick your dick in crazy". Although you'd have to find a man that could sustain an erection while looking at you. Let me guess guys really like doggy style with you.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -6 points-5 points ago

Really? Is that what you're doing in this situation? Maybe it is time someone cracked a book and stopped trying to be some sort of misguided white knight on the internet. Let me guess one of your children told you about Reddit. What's worse is that I just looked at your post history and realized that I'm dealing with a troll in real life, as well as an internet troll. Scamper back to what ever bridge you crawled your way out from under.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -3 points-2 points ago

Hahaha that was fast. And the video was related!

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -9 points-8 points ago

Self deprecating much? I never said anything about you being a bitch. But since you brought it up, I'm entitled to my opinion. According reddiquitte you are supposed to state why you down voted something. I did just that. I wasn't being rude. You are/were. Try not to be so "butthurt" about it. If you don't like it move on.

I predict we'll be seeing lots of these status updates next time Facebook changes its layout. by ReluctantRedditor275in AdviceAnimals

[–]mburke1124 0 points1 point ago

Were vote holding shares issued? I didn't think they were. I know Zuckerberg owns 18% of the shares. But those shares account for 52% of the voting shares.

Bromance. by rebelleader51in funny

[–]mburke1124 -8 points-7 points ago

Over myself? Why because this isn't funny in the slightest. Sounds like you're the one who needs to get over herself for thinking that everyone must have the same opinion as you do.

On a side note, who the fuck say "get over yourself"?

This abomination is what my work calls coffee by compto35in Coffee

[–]mburke1124 0 points1 point ago

Seeing as how I made the mistake of looking in side our thermal carafe and it was black from burnt coffee, we have powdered creamer, and someone pours sugar directly in the carafe. I'd say you're lucky.

5 Boys Try To Jump A Kid At The Mall But He Holds His Own by Prathikin JusticePorn

[–]mburke1124 -1 points0 points ago

Fuckin Matrix with those dodges.

Just wanted to say "Thanks" by mburke1124in JusticePorn

[–]mburke1124[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha I said when I was a kid growing up. I've turned into a 6 foot 6 inch grizzly lumber jack looking guy at 225lbs. I passed justice myself a few times defending drunkin friends. If I heard you say fag in front of me I may be passing a little justice on you right now.

I like videos where you see people actually stand up to injustice. I just wanted to express my gratitude.

Oh yeah. Up vote as promised.

view more: next