"Apparently unaware he was still being filmed, Mr Crimp then asked 3 News reporter Jane Luscombe whether she'd ever had sex against a tree."

fairy_nuff · 4 days

"Sticking their tongues out and that" (unconsciously sticks out his tongue.)

But when it comes to preserving the Maori language I'm always torn between the fact that we, the English, stamped out its use by banning it in schools, etc and what David Mitchell says here about the Gaelic language.

whatshouldido2012 · 6 days

(she is in her underwear and there is a cat)

I'm glad you clarified that, otherwise I would have confused them.

stcody · 6 days

Classic Maori song from the eighties: Poi E

MagikalGiant · 6 days

When I was teenager I loved weed, but when I hit my twenties I stopped being able to enjoy it. I became incredibly anxious and withdrawn every time I did it and my phobias intensified.

It's just not my drug, sadly. I can only really do it if my inhibitions have already been lowered by alcohol.

DoomDood · 7 days

And season three of Breaking Bad has only recently started.

We're like the AT&T of countries - a reference I never got, what with my being a New Zealander.

dombili · 7 days

Then learn from it.

fAuxlRose · 7 days

Begging has all but died out in New Zealand, given that nobody really has change anymore.

TheManWhoCan · 12 days

Troy approves.

confusedfather28 · 12 days

I wanted to be a girl when I was seven. I repressed it when I realised the idea was unpopular. Now I really struggle to have any kind of gender identity.

Whatever he wants to do, let him.

Azuil · 13 days

That you have trouble with perspective?

influenza · 13 days

D6! D6!

nomdeweb · 17 days

I now want to bury my face in ice cream.

ImTheDoctah · 21 days

That doctor was Robert Liston, that the Liston knife was named after.

The same knife that the graphic novel From Hell (and the 2001 film of the same name) suggested was the murder weapon used by Jack the Ripper.

TheDerpofYork · 21 days

That historically twenty years is not a long period of time, and a period I can recognise, yet that period has only happened one hundred times since 1AD.

mbelf · 22 days

I realise it's hardly conclusive, but I don't think I've replicated how strongly she emphasised those three words in the scene.

twentygreen · 22 days

Yay, a person who contributes comments to online newspapers in ANOTHER country has heard of us!

Good work New Zealand, you're a proper country now. Now the world has to take us seriously. We're finally an influence on popular culture. Maybe this ANOTHER country has realised we've just got more KIWIS than they do.

AeroZep · 22 days

Mr. Badass Mystery Planeteer...I salute you

You can be one too.

RebelDiamond · 23 days

At the moment the gif goes into slow motion, is that cat going up or down?

drtiki · 23 days

I'm glad you said cigar.

Shogun24 · 23 days

Maybe she should be paranoid. People are posting her medication on the internet.

mbelf · 26 days

Top half or bottom half?

TMWNN · 26 days

I thought, "That's exactly what my reader friend told me would happen."

Wanker.

mbelf

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