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Went to see Coldplay in concert and at the door they gave everyone these mystery wrist bands. Turns out they lit up in different colors, all synchronized, during some songs! by MeNicolestain pics

[–]mass-quarter 2 points3 points ago

She, and the lightbulb was whipped (as in thrown with an intense force) in an outwards direction from the stage towards the crowd.

Went to see Coldplay in concert and at the door they gave everyone these mystery wrist bands. Turns out they lit up in different colors, all synchronized, during some songs! by MeNicolestain pics

[–]mass-quarter 41 points42 points ago

Same thing happened when I went to see them. They also replicated the music video for "Fix You", finishing their encore with a single hanging lightbulb over Martin playing the piano and him whipping it out towards the crowd during the refrain.

If Earth was without art... by Baytronin funny

[–]mass-quarter 22 points23 points ago

Because the post wasn't funny.

This happened recently... by Professor_Derpsalotin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]mass-quarter 4 points5 points ago

He was asleep...

His friend is a jackass for sleeping in class, but the school is a jackass for being suspended over something he wasn't conscious for.

Earth week at school by Zebracerousin trees

[–]mass-quarter 2 points3 points ago

What about "He's on alcohol"?

You're not on alcohol, you drink alcohol.

Men of reddit, if a mildly attractive woman that you did not know walked up to you in a sober setting and asked you to have sex, would you do it? by Vamprimosain AskReddit

[–]mass-quarter 190 points191 points ago

And how ALL women are just SOOO offensive, like, all the time!

Cold Turkey didn't work for me, so starting tomorrow, I'm trying a new method. by TheMarphin pics

[–]mass-quarter 1 point2 points ago

I was unaware of American "snus", I only knew of Swedish snus and had heard it was actually not that damaging with respect to the alternatives.

Thank you for your lovely summary!

Cold Turkey didn't work for me, so starting tomorrow, I'm trying a new method. by TheMarphin pics

[–]mass-quarter 0 points1 point ago

I meant how it is bad for you. Despite having little pouches, is the gum damage comparable to chewing tobacco?

What is a good recipe with avocados? by Shahin_234in food

[–]mass-quarter 1 point2 points ago

It would work fantastically with salmon as well.

What stereotypes do you associate with a person's first name? by EnrichingLivesin AskReddit

[–]mass-quarter 10 points11 points ago

And an acquaintance I have named Jake.

My stomach actually turned a bit from the accuracy.

The dankest of all Pop-Tarts. by RatBallin trees

[–]mass-quarter 3 points4 points ago

Banana.

Typed "funny love" into Google images. This was the second result. by Downvotemeplz42in WTF

[–]mass-quarter 0 points1 point ago

I am aware of what a labia is.

Certain dialects pronounce the Standard English /v/ as a /b/ instead and could certainly say 'ia' as 'you' (like 'ya').

The dankest of all Pop-Tarts. by RatBallin trees

[–]mass-quarter 3 points4 points ago

PB&B is quite delicious as well. Or N&B.

Half Lebanese, half Irish eyes - pure beauty. by IvannaBeWellin pics

[–]mass-quarter 2 points3 points ago

That 'guy' ending just killed me.

For the ents that like to keep it classy... by licenseplatein trees

[–]mass-quarter -1 points0 points ago

chiquenta? ent bitch? divent? poontent?

My friends said my hair reminds them of Fry. Not sure if compliment, or insult. by TheJawbonein funny

[–]mass-quarter 1 point2 points ago

You gotta shave off your eyebrows.

Typed "funny love" into Google images. This was the second result. by Downvotemeplz42in WTF

[–]mass-quarter 10 points11 points ago

What accent am I hearing this said in?

Showing her appreciation by iluvurkidzin nsfw

[–]mass-quarter 12 points13 points ago

Does this make us bad people? by titaniumballsacin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]mass-quarter 7 points8 points ago

RAPED WHO WHOM!?!?!

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