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Teensy tiny little baby bats by mefticalin aww

[–]margaritamike 1 point2 points ago

The thumbnail looked like fingers with shit nuggets on them. Pleasantly surprised.

Ahhh, yep, makes sense by originaluciferin pics

[–]margaritamike -1 points0 points ago

My dick, your mouth. Make it happen, pussy.

Ahhh, yep, makes sense by originaluciferin pics

[–]margaritamike -5 points-4 points ago

This is fucking stupid. Here is why I said that just now: OP has taken some people that reddit likes and placed them beside each other for no fucking reason.

My fiancée called me yesterday and said "I have a question... this store has one portal gun left" and I yelled "BUY IT!" by robinwin gaming

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

That's...Cool. I don't care though. You should try telling that story in real life - use it to gauge how interesting your story is.

HELP A SAP! So I'm in a bus right now and this very hot brunette just sat down beside me. It will be a five-hour ride. And holy lord flying spaghetti she's wearing a Reddit shirt! What do I say or ask to her? by well_it_looks_likein AskReddit

[–]margaritamike 41 points42 points ago

She is wearing a reddit shirt. You had an excuse to say something to her and not seem weird. What the actual fuck.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]margaritamike 12 points13 points ago

I don't understand why people think Chinese speakers cannot pronounce words with the letter 'L' in them. Bruce Lee.

Korean BBQ in Mac Hall sold me uncooked chicken - please inspect your food before you eat it. NSFL by moustacheadamain UCalgary

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

I disagree. OP probably thought the picture might gross people out . Or perhaps it was a play on words, not safe for human life to consume raw chicken.

At 4-1 down in his last game this player is replaced by his 5 year old son by jishgin videos

[–]margaritamike 1 point2 points ago

so I'm guessing you saw that ludicrous display last night?

How to properly dress for rock climbing (my great-grandfather, circa 1920) by SeskaLienin pics

[–]margaritamike 1 point2 points ago

I haven't.

The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer by Pigs_On_The_Wingin videos

[–]margaritamike 1 point2 points ago

Electric Gatsby: Play Ball

With Eugene Levy.

My younger brother (5 years old), has urinated all over my car seats. Is there any way to mask the smell? by margaritamikein AskReddit

[–]margaritamike[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good idea. What if I piss over his piss to hide the scent? Establish dominence as well.

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My younger brother (5 years old), has urinated all over my car seats. Is there any way to mask the smell? (self.AskReddit)

submitted ago by margaritamike to AskReddit

Custom-built Henderson motorcycle from the 30's by usernameblankin pics

[–]margaritamike 5 points6 points ago

Hey dude. I would like to make you an offer.

Here's my cat being a derp. My friends think she looks like Dobby... by Sings_to_fishin aww

[–]margaritamike 2 points3 points ago

Your cat is fucking adorable. I hate karma whoring pets, but gods dammit, I tried petting my monitor just now.

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth? by standard_usernamein AskReddit

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

A female could break into a sperm bank and keep knocking herself up. One kid every year, she could save humanity. Or I don't fucking know, steal some ferrari's.

A transparent pregnant frog. by Microsofttin pics

[–]margaritamike 89 points90 points ago

She is eggnant.

Edible "stop signs" in food intended to help control overeating-- portion control is a notorious problem, especially in the US, so maybe a visual cue iwll help? by zinsonin science

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

Is Ben&Jerry's an america-only ice cream?

Girls are not complicated? by davidwin86in funny

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

you could use a few more comments

Girls are not complicated? by davidwin86in funny

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

in this thread.

Girls are not complicated? by davidwin86in funny

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

a gigantic, pulpy, pulsating pussy.

Girls are not complicated? by davidwin86in funny

[–]margaritamike -2 points-1 points ago

maybe you are just a gigantic pussy

So my 7 year old cousin got a new haircut... by TehGrizin funny

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

Typical redditor grandpa, you put yourself in the photo for maximum karma. We know what's up.

Adult Swim just announced that Toonami is returning May 26, 2012. What shows do you think they should air? by billybobskcorin AskReddit

[–]margaritamike 0 points1 point ago

On behalf of RestingCarcass, I graciously accept your praise. It's what he would have wanted.

Can you find my cat? :o by Mister_fister1in funny

[–]margaritamike 24 points25 points ago

Found cat in 1 second. The black guy in the photo freaked the fuck out of me though.

My boyfriend ignores me for Reddit, so I'm resorting to it to ask him to Prom. Maxwell, will you go to Prom with me? Am I doing this right? (More info in comments) by PromNomNomin pics

[–]margaritamike -4 points-3 points ago

No, bro. Try asking him directly instead of posting these elaborate, unfunny photos. I am not interested in your promscapades.

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