I am not sure if this has been posted here before, but what the fuck is this?

InternationalFuck · 6 days

Sounds like a GREAT afternoon.

InternationalFuck · 6 days

It was absolutely hilarious to watch a little Namibian baby use a rock as a binkie and immediately after watch a little white baby from San Fransisco get lint rolled. Just because my uterus is a cold, barren place doesn't mean I don't think babies can be super funny.

10/10 would get stoned and watch again.

InternationalFuck · 6 days

I loved Babies. Granted I was really stoned when I saw it, but I thought it was great, not at all 'natalist propaganda.'

tomcarter · 7 days

I have friends who have been jumped by big groups of drunk Chinese dudes outside of clubs. There usually isn't a reason.

EDIT: alcohol is probably the reason

tipotter · 8 days

Yikes, that's super unlucky. Well if I happen to find myself with a handful of "official" warnings, I'll begin to consider taking my passport out of its secret place in my apartment.

tipotter · 9 days

Just make photocopies and keep them in your wallet. Carrying around your passport is an unnecessary risk.

JoeSchmoeFriday · 10 days

Maybe the chef was a single parent and couldn't find a sitter.

nobabiesnomaybes · 14 days

Maybe he's afraid of having something done to his man parts.

bootsmegamix · 14 days

They never saw Goodfellas?

2orangey4crows · 15 days

A gross little Chinese dude grabbed my boob on line one in Beijing and I ran off the train after him and beat him over the head with one arm (the other was full). He went in for another grab so I pushed him and he tried to run off but I ran after him and pulled him by his collar and beat him over the head some more. The crowd around us was REALLY confused at that point.

iampondscum · 16 days

A friend of mine had a colleague who had a pretty bad flu. Instead of getting proper rest, she woke up at 5 every morning for a week and went to get an IV drip before work. I also knew a girl who went to the hospital once for a splinter.

IknowImfilthy · 16 days

In my old neighborhood, the handjobby joints had a barber's pole out front that had baby pink and baby blue stripes. Generally though...you can just tell.

irreverentguy · 16 days

A lot of the sewage systems are strictly for liquid. There are a lot of bars, especially in the hutongs, that will charge you an unclogging fee if you poop in their bathrooms.

guacamole23 · 18 days

I ate a hard boiled egg today that had been out for 10 hours. It was delicious.

NielDLR · 19 days

It's rare but it's definitely possible. I live in Beijing and got sick of teaching so I scoured the classifieds until I found a hospitality position, and now I work in events at a five star hotel. Finding a job outside of teaching is a lot of networking and a lot of luck---but possible.

lpfader · 19 days

Price per 1000 words edited is usually not that much...just a couple of hundred in my experience. I'd say start at 250 and don't go below 200. If the project they give you is overly technical charge more or turn it down.

RougePomme · 1 month

I hope to eventually foster a kid or kids. I'm young though so it isn't feasible at the moment :) I feel exactly the same way you do.

banorange · 1 month

Hey my boyfriend is an architect in Beijing (I'm here too), what firm is it?

RCTIDsince85 · 1 month

People violently unclog their nostrils without the use of a hankie EVERYWHERE. I even saw someone do it in a subway station. Usually its dudes but I totally saw a pretty girl walking down the street pause, snot rocket, and be on her way.

mrmdc · 1 month

Network like a mofo. A lot of times getting a job here involves who you know. I don't teach anymore because I got lucky (job listing online), then through that job met someone who passed my CV to her boyfriend who was the RM at a major five star hotel. Now I have a job I really like! My friends who work outside of teaching do a lot a lot of networking. When in China, build up the guanxi.

UrbanUndead · 1 month

23
F
I live in Beijing
I'm close with my immediate family and have a good relationship with most members of my extended family.
In a long term monogamous relationship, living together.
Eventually married.
I really like some kids. Usually I'm indifferent.
If they're strangers and not bothering me, I'm indifferent. If they're my friends, obviously I like them.
Not yet, but I probably will eventually.
B and C

RCTIDsince85 · 1 month

I live in China aka Land of the Snot Rocket and let me tell you. That's it.

ashlei_bee · 1 month

I was on the bus one morning and saw a dude taking a crap on the sidewalk. People blow snot rockets all over the place. Aiya.

fightswithbill · 1 month

Being busy in the kitchen is kind of fun..

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