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Well, that was unexpected. by TheCorpsein videos

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

Still have the link?

I'll never make scrambled eggs the same way again! by deftkillerstuin videos

[–]king_of_jerks -1 points0 points ago

I realize that but anything within quotes is supposed to be a quote otherwise use brackets or don't place it within the quotes. I went and relistened a couple of times thinking I somehow missed it.

I'll never make scrambled eggs the same way again! by deftkillerstuin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

I voted you up thinking he had said egg whites. I will never trust you again!

I'll never make scrambled eggs the same way again! by deftkillerstuin videos

[–]king_of_jerks -2 points-1 points ago

He didn't say "girlfriend". Technically, your quote is wrong.

TBA, James Cameron's sequel to Prometheus by JIMINY_FUCKITin movies

[–]king_of_jerks 3 points4 points ago

Well why don't you put her in charge?

Anti-PDA cat by Elephant_Pizzain funny

[–]king_of_jerks 2 points3 points ago

I like to think of it as a kitty-car wash

And I'm not sleeping tonight. by Mentioning3457in WTF

[–]king_of_jerks 1 point2 points ago

Of the statue in your bedroom, formed while you were sleeping a week ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger sporting grey hair and a beard (from his new movie 'The Tomb') by roger_in movies

[–]king_of_jerks 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe they missed that.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

Watch this silently. It's an entirely new experience.

Reddit, I'm tired of being dumped on for disliking Prof. Brian Cox. What's a silly thing that everyone gives you shit for? by NoTimeToBleedin AskReddit

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

Glad to know there are other more legitimate reasons for me not liking him. I find him incredibly obnoxious. I watched his TED talk while going through the ones on space on Netflix and he was unbearable. He's so obnoxious!!

Are you following me? by Suriv_Dnimin pics

[–]king_of_jerks 13 points14 points ago

Step 3: Admit wesman212 to an insane asylum.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 4 points5 points ago

Not gonna lie, I fapped.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 1 point2 points ago

Inconceivable.

World's First Live Lip-Dub Marriage Proposal by pdxchicin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't work like that. You're supposed to make some stupid excuse as to why your eyes are watering, while making it very obvious it's an excuse, because that's what reddit has decided is the appropriate way to express yourself.

I asked Bill for an autograph. I got this instead. by daveysmith1984in videos

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

Is using The Kinks in an indie film a trope yet?

My writing uses the word "were" too much. by LukeLukezin writing

[–]king_of_jerks 1 point2 points ago

Those are some long sidewalks

Joe Rogan exposes Carlos Mencia's joke stealing in front of audience by bcarmeliin videos

[–]king_of_jerks 680 points681 points ago

I would love to watch this but can't because of the STUPID LOUD FUCKING MUSIC THAT COMES ON EVERY TEN FUCKING SECONDS

And now we wait.. by SnipsLOLzin pics

[–]king_of_jerks 8 points9 points ago

Lawd have mercy

IamA Hollywood film director (Killer Joe, The Exorcist, French Connection). I'm William Friedkin. AMA. by IAmWilliamFriedkinin IAmA

[–]king_of_jerks 16 points17 points ago

I bet I could smell 100 film sets.

I am Lee Roy Myers, Director of dozens of porn parodies. AMA by LeeRoyMyersin IAmA

[–]king_of_jerks 2 points3 points ago

Jackson Heights' own!...Mr. Randy.. Watson!

I am Lee Roy Myers, Director of dozens of porn parodies. AMA by LeeRoyMyersin IAmA

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

The royal penis is clean your highness!

I am Lee Roy Myers, Director of dozens of porn parodies. AMA by LeeRoyMyersin IAmA

[–]king_of_jerks 2 points3 points ago

I will buy if a goa'uld symbiote is used as a dildo.

Dear Mr. Important by air_attack10in funny

[–]king_of_jerks 1 point2 points ago

Seriously.

Russian navy captures somalian pirates,then handcuffs them to their own boat and then set it a blaze. by canadian_shooterin JusticePorn

[–]king_of_jerks 0 points1 point ago

Hollywood.

Russian navy captures somalian pirates,then handcuffs them to their own boat and then set it a blaze. by canadian_shooterin JusticePorn

[–]king_of_jerks 32 points33 points ago

This is the correct answer.

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