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Reddit thanks for all your past support! I was on CONAN last night and wanted to share. by jtramseyin videos

[–]kamp_krusty 0 points1 point ago

I saw this last night and was really impressed.

I used to watch Late Night religiously, but haven't seen many Conan episodes... really glad the quality of guests and skits is still as high as it ever was.

The portraits as you walk down my stairs... by mobucoin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 5 points6 points ago

Great, now I'm going to have to flex all my muscles for a few minutes before I stand up.

Friend trying to take a new profile pic in front of a waterfall by racertantin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 210 points211 points ago

I thought it was going to be version 8.0.085

how i feel when i'm in the middle of faping, and my iPod dies [SFW] by RnRaintnoisepolutionin AdviceAnimals

[–]kamp_krusty 5 points6 points ago

it's not fape if you yell 'surprise'

Humanity by Hingirin aww

While cleaning the attic, I found this newspaper clipping from when Jurassic Park first came out. by whowantstoknowin movies

[–]kamp_krusty 9 points10 points ago

I would love to find out who wrote this.

Today he discovered himself by BullShitFishin aww

[–]kamp_krusty 33 points34 points ago

I think you mean recognize themselves in reflection.

The menu in the hotel I stayed at in Iceland. by supocin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 3 points4 points ago

The Barons menu

maybe...

10 years ago, my Dad and I dug this hole for safe, net-less trampoline fun. by sevenevin pics

[–]kamp_krusty 290 points291 points ago

It depends... how many people put the lotion on the skin?

Best thing I have ever seen on my newsfeed by wompinatorin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 8 points9 points ago

your

yikes

A young skater got ran over by a cop on my way to work by jesseknowsin WTF

[–]kamp_krusty 3 points4 points ago

it's always the car driver's responsibility to avoid pedestrians and only in very few extreme cases the other way around.

This is absofuckinglutely untrue. Pedestrians are always at fault if they're in the road or intersection illegally.

It doesn't matter if you're in a crosswalk; if you have a do-not-walk signal or just run out into traffic, you're 100% at fault.

After a full year of reddit... by steady-dripin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 6 points7 points ago

I can't think of a pun involving my penis and wingdings :(

Update: In the middle of March I was sitting at a red light and was rear-ended in a hit-and-run where the other car left an imprint of their license on my bumper and reddit figured out the plate number. by BunsOfAluminumin AskReddit

[–]kamp_krusty 2 points3 points ago

The parents ought to be pissed off enough to take care of it.

Uh, nope, that's not how this works. When you cause an accident, you take full responsibility. Anything less is unacceptable. Had the kid stopped, it wouldn't have been a big deal-- insurance rates would have gone up, but that's pretty much it (aside from whatever other illegal shit he was doing that caused him to flee).

Driving is not a right. It's a privilege. And a huge responsibility. People with such an extremely reckless disregard for the value of another life need to be punished.

Update: In the middle of March I was sitting at a red light and was rear-ended in a hit-and-run where the other car left an imprint of their license on my bumper and reddit figured out the plate number. by BunsOfAluminumin AskReddit

[–]kamp_krusty 7 points8 points ago

I haven't seen the guy's name show up on the courts website.

Don't give up. Keep checking and bugging the police until you have confirmation that it's being handled appropriately.

Hit and run is serious shit, but people get away with murder (literally) all the time.

Imagine this was your head. by Moustachiod_T-Rexin WTF

[–]kamp_krusty 44 points45 points ago

Fun fact: while the human head contains a skull, the average watermelon does not.

Didn't get much love over in /r/pics. My buddy found this kitten in Afghanistan and thought it was a perfect fit for his dump pouch. by lsavag3lin aww

[–]kamp_krusty 6 points7 points ago

You secure the body armor tight against your chest, and that blouse isn't skin-tight, so some of the material sticks out.

My Grandma all ready for her senior prom. She looks a little bit like Audrey Hepburn. Circa 1960 by regingin pics

[–]kamp_krusty 15 points16 points ago

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

This guy just made my day. by StaffSergeantin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 5 points6 points ago

Our Gunny literally tucked my entire OCS class (Navy) into the sheets, bed by bed, a couple of nights in a row because he was pissed that we weren't making our racks every morning... I guess this was his way of making sure the sheets got fucked whether we slept under them or not.

FOUND: by dummystupidin funny

[–]kamp_krusty 4 points5 points ago

Tiberios

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