I'll never make scrambled eggs the same way again!

deftkillerstu · 2012-05-26T11:45:14.853668+00:00

There are some extremely idiotic people hanging out in this thread. The guy who can't tell if it's a joke or just awkward is sitting way up in positive vote territory, and the guy who thinks he was eating french toast at the end is on rise.

deftkillerstu · 2012-05-26T11:42:06.104028+00:00

In this case, you are officially retarded and need to either stop trying to look at and understand anything, or you need to go way the fuck back to the beginning with some extreme remedial life retraining.

If you choose the latter route, here is a little tip to get you started:

Any time somebody says "Beat it hard" in a cooking video, then writes the words "Beat it Hard" in a fancy label then deliberately repeats it again, the video is intended to be funny. Proceed from there.

mepper · 2012-05-26T10:14:44.515758+00:00

Why? The title is perfectly accurate and not sensationalist.

well_it_looks_like · 2012-05-26T09:42:25.857772+00:00

It's fun to get downvoted and contradicted for being right.

Why do you people push buttons and type things when you know you have no idea what you are talking about.

Just look the fucking terms up.

ActionFrank · 2012-05-26T06:11:48.263470+00:00

The reason for this is that practically no common-word domain names are available, and squatters typically sit on them for a price that is just too high for a risky, cash-poor startup. It's better just to invent a quirky brand.

ActionFrank · 2012-05-26T06:09:12.608348+00:00

They were pretty clear that they haven't officially unveiled it yet and that it's still in the works.

The post they were responding to spelled their idea out so thoroughly that they were basically compelled to reveal what they have done so far right now so that later it doesn't look like they stole it from OP.

well_it_looks_like · 2012-05-26T05:59:11.103239+00:00

That's induction.

well_it_looks_like · 2012-05-26T05:57:46.505759+00:00

I feel like this is far enough down the thread to ask what the hell SAP is.

tectonicus · 2012-05-26T02:52:55.847237+00:00

1 and 2 when they started. It's the only toys from that era they still use. They are 3 and 5 now, and with all hte experience, they build some stuff that seems way beyond their years.

tokerjoker11 · 2012-05-26T02:51:25.166416+00:00

I'm mocking you for generalizing. It's just an unsophisticated way of thinking about complicated issues.

tokerjoker11 · 2012-05-25T19:52:53.598943+00:00

Nobody who makes these jokes thinks they area all pedophiles. The jokes are there because these people claim the moral high ground (and are taken seriously).

tokerjoker11 · 2012-05-25T19:42:24.756611+00:00

This kind of fatalistic, defeatist thinking is completely irrational.

You are a human. Is this what you do? What percentage of the people that you know do this? We are human, it's what we do, so it should be a fairly high percentage, right?

tectonicus · 2012-05-25T19:36:08.867210+00:00

We couldn't find them online either, except at egregious markups. We ended up just going around to the learning stores until we found them in stock.

tectonicus · 2012-05-25T19:34:38.782517+00:00

You are correct, there is no risk of swallowing the magnets.

tectonicus · 2012-05-25T19:34:05.540157+00:00

I don't know if you've seen magna-tiles in person, but there is absolutely no risk of the magnets coming loose/getting eaten. As tectonicus says, they completely encapsulated. It would be similar to not letting a kid play with your iphone because you are worried they would swallow battery acid.

tectonicus · 2012-05-25T16:58:13.711163+00:00

Completely agree about the mega blocks. Duplo is the way to go. Try to find sets that are focused on the basic shapes and not a bunch of themed stuff. The whole point of these toys is letting the kids follow their imagination and begin to create structure out of it.

tectonicus · 2012-05-25T16:56:18.495546+00:00

http://www.amazon.com/Magna-Tiles-Translucent-Colors-100-pieces/dp/B000CBSNRY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1337964866&sr=8-2

I realize these are expensive (you can sometimes find them cheaper if you shop around), but they are the single best creative-building toys we've ever purchased. They are easy to do simple things with, and yet allow room for more and more creativity as skills advanced. What's more, they are literally the only such toy I actually enjoy sitting down for an hour or two and playing with alongside my kids.

justinisntfunny · 1 day

It doesn't make it easier if your claims are true. The provision is there to stop fraudulent claims.

justinisntfunny · 1 day

There's a not-so-secret factor you are somehow overlooking.

The Tonight Show has a budget. More and better writers, a better venue, more staff, higher profile guests, more advertising, etc.

Leuffen · 1 day

This is a story nobody would believe without photographic evidence about a story nobody would believe without photographic evidence.

Jebus812 · 2 days

Presumably the little fighters are flying all around the big ship they are attacking in order to avoid becoming a "sitting duck" target of defensive cannons on the bigger ship.

Regarding "orbiting," I assume you realize that it would not be an actual orbit as the big ship wouldn't have enough gravity to allow a satellite to orbit with any speed whatsoever. So you really just mean that the little ship could "fly in circles" around the big ship, which is basically what they are already doing, minus the predictable course.

5minuteconsult · 2 days

See this is the thickheaded part.

There is something you can do, and that was the entire point of this posting. You can understand that the lifetime experiences of a girl are a little different than yours, thanks to the fact that humanity's gene pool has retained a degree of male sexual aggressiveness.

Consequently, many men who approach women treat them purely as sexual objects, and the opening dialogue portion of this process involves an overt obsession with their appearance. Women who would like to be thought of as something other than tits-and-ass become alert and sensitive to this treatment.

If you'd like to avoid being lumped in with the sexual predator approach style, don't use the same tactics they do.

5minuteconsult · 2 days

Because the way you keep missing the point is almost comical. This post isn't about your intentions, it's about understanding how what you say will sound from the other person's perspective--something you obviously struggle with...

5minuteconsult · 2 days

You really are thickheaded.

Maslo55 · 3 days

You're right, we aren't all "created equal." Some are weak. Some are smart. Some are mentally disabled. Some are geniuses.

These huge differences between individuals are undeniable-- we really do vary a lot. How can you not see that these variations happen within what you think to be all-important "race" categories? There are smart white people and hopelessly dumb white people. There are big muscleheads, scrawny weaklings, and fat asses. There are socially responsible white people, and there are criminals. The exact same thing is true of black people. And asians. And so on.

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