My favorites:

One Drink:

• Jeremy Roenick says something that you just don't quite understand.

• Every time Pierre McGuire tells a player to "have some fun out there".

Two Drinks:

• Each time Scott Hartnell falls down. #HartnellDown

• If someone mentions Henrik and Daniel Sedin are brothers.

• Tim Thomas's politics are mentioned.

Three Drinks:

• If someone throws a hip check. (CHUG: If that player isn't a Bruin, Leaf or Flyer.)

• Patrick Kane hits on a blonde near the glass.

• If Zdeno Chara hurts someone with a slap shot.

CHUG:

• A mic'd up player curses on air.

• Somebody refers to Drake as "Drizzy".