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Harrison Ford In Early Talks For Ridley Scott's New BLADE RUNNER by the_jowoin movies

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

There were several novels signed off on by the Dick estate that were sequels... unfortunately they were all terrible.

Harrison Ford In Early Talks For Ridley Scott's new Blade Runner by 11v125in scifi

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

Just because Ford is in talks doesn't mean he'll be the star like last time. They could be bringing him on as a cameo.

Seventh Grader Suspended for Saying "I Love You" in her Native Language by magister0in WTF

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

As a parent I would have confronted the teacher and told them all kinds of things in a language they could understand.

The inner child still lives... by surellsin gaming

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

The end of Assassin's Creed: Revelations where you're parasailing behind an out of control wagon, diving down to assassinate people on horseback is equal parts disturbing, hilarious and impressive all at once.

Atheists, can you prove The BIBLE is false? by [deleted]in atheism

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

If that were true then God wouldn't have made new animals out of the ground, God would have placed them in the garden the same way he placed Man in the garden.

That didn't happen, again, is there' in plain text but I guess you need to take the blinders off to see it.

«How to gut a Hulk according to Logan» by McNiven by Viscolucciin comicbooks

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

Nothing else is even in the ballpark? Days of Future Past says "Hello!"

So when you rearrange the pages of the last issue of Alan Moore's Promethea... by agusohyeahin comicbooks

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

Or you print off a pirated copy. :)

So when you rearrange the pages of the last issue of Alan Moore's Promethea... by agusohyeahin comicbooks

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

The final issue was illustrated by J. H. Williams III and Mick Gray

But I can guarantee this was Alan Moore's idea.

Female to Male transexual police officer, who formerly married a Brazilian immigrant to give them citizenship, finally kicked off the force after a murder-for-hire plot on their wife. Soap Operas are real, my friend. by jordanlundin Portland

[–]jordanlund[S] 0 points1 point ago

I guess you never watched soap operas where gender changes were a well known trope, almost as well known as the evil twin.

Atheists, can you prove The BIBLE is false? by [deleted]in atheism

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

The problem is, you didn't debunk anything and you didn't say anything in regard to 2:18. 2:18 DESTROYS your argument.

"It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him."

If, as you say, animals could have been created before man then why is man alone? Why is there absolutely no mention of animals in Genesis 2 prior to 2:19?

In Genesis 2:5 it says God creates plants but explicitly states man does not exist yet. This puts the lie to your argument that everything was made all at once. In fact, it goes on to say that trees are created separate from plants. Again, why the clear step by step process if everything were created at once?

It's a clear progression, I can't help it if you can't comprehend a simple order of events or if your theology prevents you from seeing what's plainly there on the printed page.

2:19 "And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field."

Man was alone, God formed animals out of the ground, man is no longer alone.

See how that works? It's basic progression of events.

Maybe you need a diagram or something.

Genesis 2:7-18 - Man is all alone

Genesis 2:19 - Man and his animal buddies! Good times!

Genesis 2:22 - Adam and Eve

Harvey's comedy meetup saturday 10pm? We have 14 additional tickets. by meritt_zarein Portland

[–]jordanlund 2 points3 points ago

Plus the service is terrible there and the food/drinks aren't that hot.

Spider-man's new costume in Ends of the Earth by aninmain comicbooks

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

That's kind of equal parts Grendel, Grendel Prime and Pain from Violent Messiahs

Looks like Forever Alone finally found a friend! by NeedSomeBloodin lolcats

[–]jordanlund 1 point2 points ago

It's from a video game. Portal 2. The evil machine from Portal gets downloaded into a potato battery.

Portal is a classic. Portal 2 is also quite good.

Atheists, can you prove The BIBLE is false? by [deleted]in atheism

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

You intentionally ignore Genesis 2:18, which forces me to conclude you're disingenuously ignoring it intentionally or I didn't go slow enough.

18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

See... man is all alone because no animals have been made yet to keep him company.

19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

Because God decided it wasn't a good thing Man is all alone he, in the very next verse, creates animals to be with him.

It says, quite clearly, that man was ALONE and as a result God created animals. (Going on to say that animals weren't good enough, and created Woman.)

This contradicts Genesis 1 not once, but twice. First, creating man before animals, and second, having a separate creation for woman. In Genesis 1:27 God creates man and woman at the same time.

Study: iOS Apps Crashes More Frequently Than Android Apps by essohbeein Android

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Never did anything other than the official updates.

Why don't we bury our power lines in the Northwest? by russ_walkerin Seattle

[–]jordanlund 1 point2 points ago

Groundwater. The lines would actually be MORE at risk underground than in the air.

Bullet Buds by Uriniassin geek

[–]jordanlund 2 points3 points ago

ETA to someone being whisked aside at airport security over ear buds?

I made a Sherlock Rage face. Thought you may like! by Ichimanderin Sherlock

[–]jordanlund 1 point2 points ago

Too grayscale for a rageface though... Otherwise nice!

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