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Are you following me? by Suriv_Dnimin pics

[–]jooze 12 points13 points ago

Yeah the humidity is what really kills you though.

Classic Ron Swanson by sillywalrusin funny

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

I just realized that nuts are a good source of protein and that nuts are also a good source of protein. Edit: Also that I'm immature, and I'm okay with that.

The Boobs are saviors! by scaaahttin AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze 44 points45 points ago

Gets call from cute girl; Siren

Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

Like ”umm okay?”

Second time by cousinroyin comics

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

I agree

Second time by cousinroyin comics

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

It's from prefect hair forever, old man loses his train of thought when he notices this girl bending over

Whenever I tell anyone I'm going to a metal concert. -_- by slipstream37in AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze 1 point2 points ago

Christians on reddit: no leeway on opinions. Sorry dude. Don't know shit about your music, but I doubt your antagonists do either.

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 8 points9 points ago

Because fuck things that are out of my target age range demographic. Because fuck their stupid intro and their stupid dances. Because fuck you I'm not learning your secret Pig Latin ripoff bullshit language gimmick and mostly because I'm mad at the world, shit. Fucking bitches.

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 3 points4 points ago

Also boobs.

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 3 points4 points ago

Fuck zoom.

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 3 points4 points ago

... Captain.... It's.. Not working :(

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 9 points10 points ago

Instead, here is a fucking 7 year old who is on his 14th take of explaining ”where the wild things are”

TIL that Reading Rainbow is being relaunched! by HouseOfScribesin todayilearned

[–]jooze 1 point2 points ago

Well, I love your username. Hope that helps.

The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

More cheese.

The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

This is getting too in-depth... If you know what I mean. Colonoscopy.

The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

So this is it. You, me, this moment.

The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1in funny

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

Seriously... I was just about to go to sleep.

"Whenever I hear a Wilhelm Scream I am taken out of the movie experience, my suspense of disbelief ends & I am just a guy sitting in a movie theatre who realized he just heard the same damn scream for the umpteenth time." by ChicagoMikein movies

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I just ate some shrooms before I read your comment.

Whenever I tell anyone I'm going to a metal concert. -_- by slipstream37in AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

Matey

Second time by cousinroyin comics

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

Prefect hair forever

Second time by cousinroyin comics

[–]jooze 11 points12 points ago

Alrighty. My mistake.

I finished this wood club today. What do you think? by Shanrock831in pics

[–]jooze 1 point2 points ago

I love when op both offers something unique and is humorous.

I finished this wood club today. What do you think? by Shanrock831in pics

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

Nice work. I think: shut up and offer me a reasonable price and I'll consider purchasing that!

Whenever I tell anyone I'm going to a metal concert. -_- by slipstream37in AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze 4 points5 points ago

What a great line. Forgot about that one.

Whenever I tell anyone I'm going to a metal concert. -_- by slipstream37in AdviceAnimals

[–]jooze -2 points-1 points ago

These are are seats. There are many like them, but these are are's.

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