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My favorite video I've ever seen on the internet. Shirtless douchebag gets smashed by smaller dude. The bitchsqueals at the end make it for me. by TastyMidgetElbowSexin videos

[–]joojoobomb 1 point2 points ago

This seems to be somewhat popular with the teenagers over here as well. Instead of buying pants where the cuff isn't so loose it drags on the ground behind the shoe, they just tuck 'em in, instead.

GENIUS, I SAY. ಠ_ಠ

Nicolas Cage and his son. by penilefracturein WTF

[–]joojoobomb -3 points-2 points ago

I am a 27 year old white male, and never could, for the life of me, understand why people listen to this type of music?

I simply just don't get it. It all sounds the same to me, and it all sounds HORRIBLE.

Cycling May Diminish Sexual Pleasure in Women, Lead to Numbness of the Genitalia by roundjerichoin science

[–]joojoobomb -3 points-2 points ago

CONSTANT BONERS. FEELS GOOD, MAN.

...ALWAYS.

*Amazing*... Lion lives with family (look at the very last image too!) by dragonworthyin pics

[–]joojoobomb 27 points28 points ago

I absolutely agree. If this animal is snapping at children, you have no business bringing it anywhere children may happen to be.

Giving their parents a stern warning hardly seems like it'd suffice. Go get a normal pet.

The GZA from the Wu-Tang Clan and Neil deGrasse Tyson by spongebob92in Music

[–]joojoobomb 55 points56 points ago*

Neil deGrasse Tyson ain't nothin' to fuck wit

An awesome young man by Lostinfrustrationin videos

[–]joojoobomb 0 points1 point ago

The narrator refers to the young man's comments about "lift off" as "words of support and advice." I would assume they still were thinking he was speaking in the context of society achieving "lift off" or something similar.

Dude was talking about the car. He almost had it off the concrete. These weren't words of wisdom at all.

That being said, this guy is an awesome human being.

No thanks, truck.. [Fixed] by FancyFeetin funny

[–]joojoobomb 0 points1 point ago

Burstfire Rifle, where have you been all my life? <3 by joojoobombin Blacklight

[–]joojoobomb[S] 0 points1 point ago

I find it's only good if you're able to shoot in 2-3 round bursts, pausing for a couple seconds in between.

BFR negates the need to regulate your shots in such a way.

It could be more accurate for those first few shots, though. I'm not entirely sure.

When you're one on one with someone (meeting, hanging out, etc) do you ever get the strange urge to kiss them? by seeking_truthin AskReddit

[–]joojoobomb -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, but what kind of neckbeard question is this?

It's called mutual physical attraction. The fact that it's mutual would have made spontaneously making out completely normal.

Basic human interaction.

Landlord came in my apartment... this is freaking me out, what should I do? by joojoobombin AskReddit

[–]joojoobomb[S] 0 points1 point ago

I've gone through everything multiple times. The lease doesn't state anything contrary to what is laid out as the standard for all landlord/tenants in Ontario.

I actually just went upstairs and asked the daughter if her father had been over at any point yesterday and she said only briefly in the morning. I was here all morning. She also said there was no mail for me yesterday.

I am seriously so confused right now my brain hurts.

Burstfire Rifle, where have you been all my life? <3 by joojoobombin Blacklight

[–]joojoobomb[S] 2 points3 points ago

I actually meant that I don't ever use "Zen."

GP only. Being unemployed negates my ability to spend cash on things which aren't absolutely essential to living.

A new receiver costs, if I recall correctly, 200GP. Finishing top 3 in a match nets you ~165GP. Basically, with rounds being 10 minutes, you play the game for 15 minutes and should be able to purchase a new receiver for a day.

Use said receiver to gather more GP within next 24 hours, purchase permanent receiver.

Burstfire Rifle, where have you been all my life? <3 by joojoobombin Blacklight

[–]joojoobomb[S] 2 points3 points ago

They are useful in the sense that you can gain GP faster as you pwn more. 1 day rental is the equivalent of about 1.2 matches' worth of GP.

Eh, I think it can be worth it as a tide-over until you have enough GP for permanent purchases.

Burstfire Rifle, where have you been all my life? <3 by joojoobombin Blacklight

[–]joojoobomb[S] 2 points3 points ago

1 day rentals, play until enough GP, purchase permanent.

Real life currency isn't needed.

So ya...this by 65codyin aww

[–]joojoobomb 7 points8 points ago

ctrl+f "diabeetus"

was not disappointed.

So I've been jizzing on my carpet for about 2 years. How do I clean it up? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]joojoobomb 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's Beefaroni.

look what my friend got with his coffee the other day! by christickyin pics

[–]joojoobomb 1 point2 points ago

This was true previously. Now you own the car outright.

I gave this to my girlfriend, and she gave it back and said "We aren't in fucking kindergarten anymore." by ARS_in pics

[–]joojoobomb 1 point2 points ago

I know some 30 year olds who write like that, so I wasn't going to assume things, but yes, that would make sense.

I gave this to my girlfriend, and she gave it back and said "We aren't in fucking kindergarten anymore." by ARS_in pics

[–]joojoobomb 7 points8 points ago

To be (perhaps brutally) honest, her response was completely valid, provided you're both over the age of 13.

That shit's gay as fuck. Close to you like a shoe with laces? What the fuck?

Not trying to be a dick either, but really, come on now.

At an antique store in Waterloo, ON. Can you imagine giving this to a child? by Carg72in WTF

[–]joojoobomb 0 points1 point ago

It's the same people doing it each time, I can guarantee you.

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