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Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word. by crapidrawatworkin pics

[–]jakfischer -32 points-31 points ago

DAE think 'Blagojevich' sounds a lot like 'son of a bitch'?

oh and meg, I am gonna fuck you gently ;)

Where will you be? by cthrubuoyin funny

[–]jakfischer 6 points7 points ago

Likely coming back from India Oven.

Hair So Strong by b0redin funny

[–]jakfischer 58 points59 points ago

That is her dick bro.

Hair So Strong by b0redin funny

[–]jakfischer 45 points46 points ago

At this point I am sick of seeing the not safe for work acronym tag on stuff. I prefer to let people know that I have attached an image link and you might not to click it if you could get in trouble for having dancing titties on your screen.

Hair So Strong by b0redin funny

I'm sure you have it worse though.... by kmikes33in funny

[–]jakfischer 11 points12 points ago

Sarcasm ⸮

In response to photogenic hospital girl, my hospital picture by heyitstoniannin AdviceAnimals

[–]jakfischer 105 points106 points ago

cool story bro. btw did you know that OP is hot?

In response to photogenic hospital girl, my hospital picture by heyitstoniannin AdviceAnimals

[–]jakfischer 74 points75 points ago

I heard the rape whistle! Room for one more?

as a female on reddit today.. by dangquesadillain AdviceAnimals

[–]jakfischer 41 points42 points ago

finally a place to post pictures of our dicks.

Eerily realistic figures, carved from wood. by nomdewebin pics

[–]jakfischer 26 points27 points ago

I'd like to spruce up my house with a couple of those big titted tree posts that is fir sure.

To get the kids to look at the camera... by dragonworthyin pics

[–]jakfischer 5 points6 points ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Remembering King Robert's Humble Beginnings by dclaryin gameofthrones

[–]jakfischer 1 point2 points ago

Dude loved his whores too.

where to have a birthday party? by moto_tyin Omaha

[–]jakfischer 0 points1 point ago

I love skatedaze because they have a 40,000 sq ft wood floor, loud music, and cheap beer. Also I just learned hot to t-stop and well skating is fun. :/

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]jakfischer 3 points4 points ago

The kit says "OC first aid" OC is always going to beat bear mace amiright?

Does not look appetizing. by webby_mc_webbersonin WTF

[–]jakfischer 26 points27 points ago

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the burger man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of mayo covered fries. Blessed is cheese, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of obesity, for he is truly his hamburglar's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is LORD VADER when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

What could possibly go wrong? by Jid11in funny

[–]jakfischer 48 points49 points ago

I gave that ditch a skier, ditches love skiers.

Where have you been all my life? by PlumDropin funny

[–]jakfischer -5 points-4 points ago

RTFM ؟

Nice legs... by Alainitein WTF

[–]jakfischer 5 points6 points ago

I was getting downvoted so I lawyered up, hit the gym and deleted facebook.

Nice legs... by Alainitein WTF

[–]jakfischer 20 points21 points ago

...with your piss

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