Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (mayor of Chicago) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word.

crapidrawatwork · 2012-05-25T18:51:23.768531+00:00

DAE think 'Blagojevich' sounds a lot like 'son of a bitch'?

oh and meg, I am gonna fuck you gently ;)

cthrubuoy · 2012-05-25T16:24:50.373532+00:00

Likely coming back from India Oven.

b0red · 2012-05-25T16:02:20.096446+00:00

That is her dick bro.

b0red · 2012-05-25T15:58:13.837904+00:00

At this point I am sick of seeing the not safe for work acronym tag on stuff. I prefer to let people know that I have attached an image link and you might not to click it if you could get in trouble for having dancing titties on your screen.

b0red · 2012-05-25T15:51:11.550924+00:00

Don't click this at work.

kmikes33 · 2012-05-25T15:46:01.426385+00:00

Sarcasm ⸮

dragonworthy · 2012-05-25T15:20:22.136185+00:00

here

heyitstoniann · 2012-05-25T15:08:36.833372+00:00

cool story bro. btw did you know that OP is hot?

heyitstoniann · 2012-05-25T15:03:04.175363+00:00

I heard the rape whistle! Room for one more?

dangquesadilla · 2012-05-25T14:20:33.769538+00:00

finally a place to post pictures of our dicks.

nomdeweb · 2012-05-25T14:16:39.504282+00:00

I'd like to spruce up my house with a couple of those big titted tree posts that is fir sure.

TDOG711 · 1 day

http://oi43.tinypic.com/20kpz7p.jpg

dragonworthy · 1 day

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

dclary · 1 day

Dude loved his whores too.

moto_ty · 1 day

I love skatedaze because they have a 40,000 sq ft wood floor, loud music, and cheap beer. Also I just learned hot to t-stop and well skating is fun. :/

dragonworthy · 1 day

How bout this then?

PunPuncher · 1 day

The kit says "OC first aid" OC is always going to beat bear mace amiright?

webby_mc_webberson · 1 day

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the burger man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of mayo covered fries. Blessed is cheese, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of obesity, for he is truly his hamburglar's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is LORD VADER when I lay my vengeance upon thee."