The New Hitler Youth

jakemg · 2012-05-26T12:25:26.896415+00:00

Whenever I say any variation of the gersberms meme out loud, I giggle.

Pyr0ki77en · 2012-05-26T10:43:16.986968+00:00

This is the only way I smoke. For an added bit of irony, I stand on the toilet to blow the smoke into the fan. So I'm getting high on the pot while getting high on the pot.

alixxlove · 2012-05-26T10:32:17.371810+00:00

I used to really be in love with this woman, too, and then I heard her speak in an interview. She said "like" 100 times and ended every sentence so it sounded like a question. I can imagine the sex now:

"Like, that feels good? Can you, like, you know, like, fuck me harder? Like, I'm about to, like, come?"

alixxlove · 2012-05-26T10:28:03.002179+00:00

I remember it as well. I guess the OP actually spent a really long time verifying with the mods, having his therapist contact them, etc. So...legit.

alixxlove · 2012-05-26T10:26:37.718133+00:00

LIES!!!!!

rpsulli85 · 2 days

What if I told you

People who don't own computers also enjoy masturbation.

joetheschmoe4000 · 2 days

I'd go on to say that they're also not mutually exclusive.

octop3nis · 5 days

That was actually a really well written ad. The whole thing pretty much never mentions Pepsi and then the slogan ties that long, and awesome, part where the old man schools everyone directly to their product.

Pepsi Max: a zero calorie Cola in disguise.

Pretty genius.

argonauts · 6 days

I was 21 and working at a bank as well. This sums it all up pretty perfectly.

pablozamoras · 6 days

That's what I came to say, but I'm sure it's still delicious! :)

cheepo888 · 6 days

Mind = blown

Seriously.

newsdaylaura18 · 7 days

Does it have, you know,............genitals?

loposaurus · 8 days

I hope you're a guy because that would make this a lot funnier.

Monster-_- · 8 days

Relish that my friend. That's all a man needs.

jakemg · 8 days

One of those, though there was no Orland store.

Richard_Cranium11 · 8 days

I got a 34 with zero preparation. I think OP should retake it in the hopes of doing better on the essay and science portion. In fact, had he done just a little better on the essay, he'd be in better shape overall.

wordsandstuffs · 11 days

My upvote went less for the gif (it was okay) and more for the title making it much, much funnier.

I_Hate_Reddit_ · 11 days

What this world needs is more assholes like you.

Very well said, sir (or madam).

I_Hate_Reddit_ · 11 days

He's probably going to want to get those other albums in stock or available digitally, as I would've bought them all if they were available. He might as well take this opportunity to make a little cash for his talent.

I_Hate_Reddit_ · 11 days

Who. The fuck. Is cutting onions again?

KAPT_Kipper · 11 days

This is one of those rare times when a redditor posts a boingboing article rather than a boingboing employee getting paid to repost things from reddit.

jojojok · 11 days

My office is (finally) converting to Win7 in a month or so. I'm sending this on to our Director of IT. Super easy to use. Thanks!

binarydarkstar · 12 days

I was really surprised that he didn't do anything about the weed. It seems like at the end, he just gave him a ticket for the tail light...

infiniteatbest · 12 days

I'm really happy that the dog ended up getting unstuck.

jakemg

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