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So, I hit a car going down one of my favorite hills! Got some sexy gnar burn. by Grasshoppaain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 4 points5 points ago

That next shower's gonna be a bitch.

Does anybody else deal with this issue? by rebelred5in longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 0 points1 point ago

Down in Lakewood/Littleton.

Does anybody else deal with this issue? by rebelred5in longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 9 points10 points ago

I get this shit all the time in Colorado. Fucking high school Jr.s just newly driving, thinking they're tough shit.

Astronomical Bruise by kg4in pics

[–]jabaarthezebra 11 points12 points ago

Where did you get that case?

Your favorite longboarding tunes? by Icarursin longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 1 point2 points ago

Touché.

Your favorite longboarding tunes? by Icarursin longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 2 points3 points ago

Fortune Days-Glitch Mob

bushings?? by PcgamerForlifein longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 0 points1 point ago

You should try some purple venom barrels roadside and red barrels boardside. That's what my friend's been trying out recently and it handles really well under speed but can still get some good leverage for quick slides.

What is the most useful tattoo you can think of? by thepandorasin AskReddit

[–]jabaarthezebra 2 points3 points ago

To words "don't panic" on the bicep. That way whenever you have to put your hands on your head because you're out of breath, you can stay calm!

Pretend you hate me. What's your best insult for an asshole you've just met? by samissleman17in AskReddit

[–]jabaarthezebra 1 point2 points ago

I hope your children get addicted to drugs!

If you could ask the world one question or give it one piece of advice, what would you ask/say? by alizafar121in AskReddit

[–]jabaarthezebra 0 points1 point ago

20 minutes of living is better than 20 years of surviving. Take risks.

I don't know how many of you guys watch Suits, but I just found out Patrick Adams rides a switch! by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 2 points3 points ago

But if you're going to check out a new show though, I would highly recommend Psych!

I don't know how many of you guys watch Suits, but I just found out Patrick Adams rides a switch! by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't have to do with longboarding specifically, it's just a good show on the USA channel.

Race you to the bottom by zhoucowin pics

[–]jabaarthezebra 2 points3 points ago

Probably got it first try. As someone who has a little practice in parkour, vaulting and precision jumping over walls/bars/rails is as natural as running or walking once you get the feel for it.

You're the best, Mom! by McJiZzMyStin funny

[–]jabaarthezebra 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is the send button blue, when the messages are green?

Fucking curbs... by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 0 points1 point ago

Huh, never tried epoxy, that sounds promising. Thanks Mr. Trump!

What board are you riding? What board do you want next? (pics included) by Nathan561in longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra 1 point2 points ago

You have great taste in freeride decks.

Fucking curbs... by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks dude, all I can do now is hope for some wood glue to do a miracle.

Fucking curbs... by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yep, with reversed hangers.

Fucking curbs... by jabaarthezebrain longboarding

[–]jabaarthezebra[S] 2 points3 points ago

You got it! It's a real nice board, for an original.

So, this guy kept calling and texting me last night by whatsup12345in funny

[–]jabaarthezebra 6 points7 points ago

Well isn't that kind of a given?

So, this guy kept calling and texting me last night by whatsup12345in funny

[–]jabaarthezebra 99 points100 points ago

I upvoted because you weren't a douche and didn't take advantage of him.

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