Li[f]e, the Universe and Everything.

geekinwithpegg · 2012-05-26T07:22:21.481666+00:00

You obviously know where your towel is. You must be a pretty cool frood... ette?

5hoe · 1 day

I could use her services, my pants have become too tight.

Take it how you will.

mayarose · 1 day

When I was a kid, we rented a hotel room on a road trip that had a bunk bed. I'd played on bunks before but never actually slept on one. This one did not have the safety rail on the side.

I woke up hanging in midair in pitch blackness. This was quite disorienting. Then, out of nowhere, the floor punched me in the face with about 6 feet of gravitational force. My front tooth had been loose, we never found it. I assume I swallowed it.

Kikiritzz · 1 day

Hopefully the girl is not stronger than you

I'm not sure you're cut out for this fetish.

alllie · 1 day

Not as much death as bullets, however.

sanfrantexan · 2 days

Tithing is optional. It's not a cover charge at the door every time you take one of the 50 sermons required to go to heaven. With the required purchase of the individual books of the bible for only $399.99 each.

sanfrantexan · 2 days

Do they also demand that you cease any communication with any and ALL unreligious members of your family, on pain of excommunication and damnation?

sanfrantexan · 2 days

None of the ones you mentioned charge $100,000 for spiritual salvation.

fullcapabilities · 3 days

Looks like them Duke boys got themselves in a heap o' trouble agin!

Tron-Gorf · 3 days

Jeep salesman here. They are indestructible. As long as you don't have 6 firemen with the Jaws of Life, a wrecking ball, and 90 liters of sulfuric acid.

hellojoe2 · 4 days

Especially to Elisha Cuthbert.

TakingADumpRightNow · 4 days

And guys who are too self-conscious to look them in the eye and ask them out.

sscrofulous · 4 days

That is pee.

catfysh · 10 days

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OtakuSubreddit · 10 days

Back when I was 14, this one anime had two straight episodes about cheating on a test with various ninja powers.

Vivancoser · 16 days

I dunno, I've met the kid and I think her parents should straighten her out.

kurt906 · 17 days

There are always more whores who want to be Z-list famous.

Finforsale · 17 days

Wahhhhhh I signed a contract to get popular.

peetuhr · 18 days

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"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

LostOposum · 21 days

Used to be 5% above cost, they nerfed it last year and promised more hours in exchange, which never happened.

stouk · 22 days

If I knew you I'd stick a penny in one of your doors.

LostOposum · 22 days

I left Best Buy two months ago. Started a car sales job and in the first 2 weeks I made the equivalent of eight weeks of "high" Best Buy pay.

fax85pis · 22 days

Ehh, clearly someone has already covered her with cum in real life and she liked it. Seems kinda pointless.

stesch · 22 days

This entire video is an elaborate ruse to let her actually rip insane farts under the blanket in front of a youtube audience.

enkavant · 1 month

Saw an article one time that printer ink is literally more expensive than human blood, by volume.

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