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  • Three-Year Club

Li[f]e, the Universe and Everything. by geekinwithpeggin gonewild

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

You obviously know where your towel is. You must be a pretty cool frood... ette?

My Job is Awesome (MIC) by 5hoein nsfw

[–]israfel070 3 points4 points ago

I could use her services, my pants have become too tight.

Take it how you will.

How? by mayarosein funny

[–]israfel070 1 point2 points ago

When I was a kid, we rented a hotel room on a road trip that had a bunk bed. I'd played on bunks before but never actually slept on one. This one did not have the safety rail on the side.

I woke up hanging in midair in pitch blackness. This was quite disorienting. Then, out of nowhere, the floor punched me in the face with about 6 feet of gravitational force. My front tooth had been loose, we never found it. I assume I swallowed it.

I have a rape [f]antasy. by Kikiritzzin gonewild

[–]israfel070 12 points13 points ago

Hopefully the girl is not stronger than you

I'm not sure you're cut out for this fetish.

American Heart Association: Tasers can cause death by allliein science

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

Not as much death as bullets, however.

Will Smith Invested $1.2 Mil Into School with Scientology Ties in 2010 by sanfrantexanin entertainment

[–]israfel070 15 points16 points ago

Tithing is optional. It's not a cover charge at the door every time you take one of the 50 sermons required to go to heaven. With the required purchase of the individual books of the bible for only $399.99 each.

Will Smith Invested $1.2 Mil Into School with Scientology Ties in 2010 by sanfrantexanin entertainment

[–]israfel070 8 points9 points ago

Do they also demand that you cease any communication with any and ALL unreligious members of your family, on pain of excommunication and damnation?

Will Smith Invested $1.2 Mil Into School with Scientology Ties in 2010 by sanfrantexanin entertainment

[–]israfel070 30 points31 points ago

None of the ones you mentioned charge $100,000 for spiritual salvation.

Dafuq? by fullcapabilitiesin WTF

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

Looks like them Duke boys got themselves in a heap o' trouble agin!

Man saves his son from falling off 35ft cliff, lets his vehicle fall. Cops give him 2 tickets. by Tron-Gorfin news

[–]israfel070 4 points5 points ago

Jeep salesman here. They are indestructible. As long as you don't have 6 firemen with the Jaws of Life, a wrecking ball, and 90 liters of sulfuric acid.

I would give up a lot to do this by hellojoe2in nsfw

[–]israfel070 10 points11 points ago

Especially to Elisha Cuthbert.

How about we all just agree to not let this become a thing? by TakingADumpRightNowin funny

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

And guys who are too self-conscious to look them in the eye and ask them out.

This belongs here by catfyshin WTF

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 10,000,000th redditor to make this post! You've won a free 2gb iPod Nano (1st gen)

Exam cheating in Japan by OtakuSubredditin otaku

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

Back when I was 14, this one anime had two straight episodes about cheating on a test with various ninja powers.

Your baby is a what? by Vivancoserin funny

[–]israfel070 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, I've met the kid and I think her parents should straighten her out.

Kevin Pereira just left AOTS. And along with Adam sessler leaving just a couple weeks ago, is G4TV even worth watching anymore? by kurt906in gaming

[–]israfel070 -2 points-1 points ago

There are always more whores who want to be Z-list famous.

Machinima refuses to break contract and says "You are with us forever" - lost all my respect to them by Finforsalein gaming

[–]israfel070 -2 points-1 points ago

Wahhhhhh I signed a contract to get popular.

drew this for a girl, am curious what reddit has to say about it. by peetuhrin comics

[–]israfel070 10 points11 points ago

BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

"AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Redbox people are buying discount movies from best buy. by LostOposumin self

[–]israfel070 0 points1 point ago

Used to be 5% above cost, they nerfed it last year and promised more hours in exchange, which never happened.

The reason I am alright with being a janitor. by stoukin pics

[–]israfel070 2 points3 points ago

If I knew you I'd stick a penny in one of your doors.

Redbox people are buying discount movies from best buy. by LostOposumin self

[–]israfel070 1 point2 points ago

I left Best Buy two months ago. Started a car sales job and in the first 2 weeks I made the equivalent of eight weeks of "high" Best Buy pay.

Can someone please photoshop cum on this? by fax85pisin nsfw

[–]israfel070 -3 points-2 points ago

Ehh, clearly someone has already covered her with cum in real life and she liked it. Seems kinda pointless.

My Dogs Hate Farts by steschin funny

[–]israfel070 1 point2 points ago

This entire video is an elaborate ruse to let her actually rip insane farts under the blanket in front of a youtube audience.

Without a doubt the most overpriced product of all time. by enkavantin pics

[–]israfel070 1 point2 points ago

Saw an article one time that printer ink is literally more expensive than human blood, by volume.

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