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Before there was Internet by radstorein funny

[–]inmate2 1 point2 points ago

This is so accurate...right down to the Jamiroquai.

These ferrets are wearing turtlenecks. by veggieshavebettersexin funny

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

Well, I don't know what I expected.

Childhood vs Adulthood (probably nsfw) by BJJLucasin funny

[–]inmate2 1 point2 points ago

You guessed correct with the NSFW.

I showed my elderly neighbor QuickMeme. Yesterday, he sent me this. by ProfessorMysteryin AdviceAnimals

[–]inmate2 1 point2 points ago

I'm trying to think of a situation that would come up where you would be showing your elderly neighbor QuickMeme...

How does that come about?

Not questioning if it's real. Just actually curious.

american food rage (first) by bobweinerin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]inmate2 1 point2 points ago

2 Peanut Allergy comics on the Front Page today...

TIL No one knows shit about peanuts

My best Goodwill find to date by inmate2in gaming

[–]inmate2[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Nope works great!

Hooked up to the TV and surround sound no problem

My best Goodwill find to date by inmate2in gaming

[–]inmate2[S] -2 points-1 points ago

$30.

Best part was the games were all bundled together so I couldn't know what I actually had until I bought it.

Like winning a really small lotto.

Am I doing it right? by labeillein funny

[–]inmate2 6 points7 points ago*

How is this on the front page?

Who upvoted this?

I need answers.

His double chin turned out to be a huge fish... by Lacagadain WTF

[–]inmate2 5 points6 points ago

Least WTF thing i've ever seen.

OMG AN ANIMAL EATING

Owing to Justin Bieber by masocin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

This bravery just shook me to the core.

stand still...the camera won't notice you. by uncle_Vernonin videos

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

A Brave gesture

stand still...the camera won't notice you. by uncle_Vernonin videos

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

I fear that would only humble me at this point and take away from my current bravery.

stand still...the camera won't notice you. by uncle_Vernonin videos

[–]inmate2 6 points7 points ago

Ohh...no I didn't.

This changes everything.

Undoubtedly the best beard the world has ever seen. by davedachefin videos

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a Tim and Eric skit

So I see this ad on facebook today... by hexag1in funny

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

I know. I contributed nothing.

stand still...the camera won't notice you. by uncle_Vernonin videos

[–]inmate2 6 points7 points ago

I know I know...how dare I let someone know I found what they said humorous.

For shame.

So I see this ad on facebook today... by hexag1in funny

[–]inmate2 -7 points-6 points ago

All of these comments are terrible.

Good guy christians by molishin AdviceAnimals

[–]inmate2 2 points3 points ago

Yes, this is what the original post summarized.

You posted it in meme form...taking away from it.

This involved literally no creativity or originality to make.

And now I wait for the downvotes...

stand still...the camera won't notice you. by uncle_Vernonin videos

[–]inmate2 135 points136 points ago*

I know Reddit hates this...but you gave me a solid laugh with this comment and just wanted you to know your work was appreciated.

EDIT: My bravery has earned me 3 upvotes. I won't soon forget this.

EDIT 2: Since my comment has now received 9 entire upvotes, I would like to use this powerful position to tell all of you to never hold back your bravery. I beat the odds. Reddit said I couldn't tell someone I thought they were funny and I did. Be all you can be. Be proud. Be Brave.

EDIT 3: Wow. Just wow. I don't even know what to say other than a thank you to all the upvoters. 25 upvotes! Your bravery knows no bounds. You all took a great leap of faith upvoting this comment and from here on out I pledge to live the bravest life a man can live and let not a single upvote down in vain.

A little backstory I suppose...I guess you could say I've lived a semi-brave life up until today. I dabble. Sure, I compliment the average joe for their hard work. I'm not too worried when it comes to insulting your below average joe on their lack of hard work. I tend to be a little more bark than bite though...Crocs looks incredibly comfortable...I've expressed this to some select close friends...even my wife...they all told me never to get them though...so I listened. I stay quiet when Michael Bay comes up. But HECK, I even hate Twilight!

I woke up today like I do any day. I had some coffee, prepared myself for a morning class, and then off to work with me! Thank goodness there wasn't a lot of work because my Bravery-Tank was running on fumes if you know what I mean. I get home and immediately strip down (not sure if anyone else does that but I like to walk around my house in the ol' birthday suit). The day is mine! ...but not everything in the day is mine. I'm only up for carpe'ing half my diem.

UNTIL! You guessed it...3 hours ago I walked a fine line...I read a comment in this thread that gave me a GENUINE laugh out loud (or lol...not brave enough to use that yet haha right?). I thought to myself "Shit self, that was funny...I could just upvote the guy like the rest of them...OR I could let him know that I, personally, was one of those upvoters and that he gave me a good laugh this afternoon. Now hold up just one minute...WE ALL KNOW you can't just go around lol'ing and telling people you thought that was funny...shit it would be straight to the gallows with a ninny such as myself. SPOILER: This is when the Bravery kicks in. I went for it. I thought surely I would regret it. As you can now see...I regret nothing. I will go to bed tonight with a better perspective on life, a braver mind, and a bigger heart.

Special thanks to silentseba! He was the first to go on record to let me know he personally upvoted me like I let the OP know I personally upvoted him. The Bravery is spreading my friends.

"We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it"

  • Billy Joel

FINAL EDIT: An AMA on Bravery has been suggested a couple times. A good idea...however, I fear this AMA would only flatter and humble me. There's no room in my life for such fanciful things anymore. My eyes are set on the Brave prize. Now is not the time to weaken one's resolve to maintain Bravery.

For PURELY educational purposes, I am considering a "Bravery Workshop" though if the demand is there (I clearly have more than enough supply!). PM for Dates and Times and I will keep you all posted.

A few points we will probably discuss:

  • First and foremost, when to tell someone they are funny.

  • Which provides us an easy transition into "When to use LOL?"

  • "All politicians are idiots, but politics are such a sensitive issue." We'll talk about how to bring up your concerns to large groups.

  • "Christians are stupid. We already know this. But there are so many of them...I never know if it's appropriate to speak up." Trust me...this is but mere brave baby steps.

  • "I don't think Justin Bieber is talented and I want him to actually stop being alive. I fear this kind of thinking will get me in trouble..." Poppycock.

  • A few people have problems when certain topics are brought up such as: "I hate Twilight, but don't know how to tell others", "I will literally go blind if I see another Michael Bay movie, but it seems so many people like him...what do I say?", and of course "Nickelback is the worst band of all time, but is there an easy way to express that disdain?" We'll cover the hard hitting issues.

Let us know if you have any specific areas where you find your Bravery is "lacking" and we'll make sure to cover it!

Also, if you are ever in a Bravery Emergency...feel free to call this toll free Hotline: 1-800-SO-BRAVE

Carry on!

Douchebag Level: Maximum by joeheavyslowin funny

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

And who better than "THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW"

Sometimes this guy is the only reason I log in to facebook. by monster_hugsin funny

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like you've already started playing with us...

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