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My keyboard is approaching 16 years old, I decided to give it a clean by kism3in geek

[–]imnojezus 2 points3 points ago

I'm afraid that's going to affect the value at auction.

He clearly saw that one coming by HurricaneWeaselin funny

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Shirt tucked in to sweatpants. It don't get classier than that.

Adam "Lakers" Carolla Here - Ask Me Anything by adam_lakers_carollain IAmA

[–]imnojezus 5 points6 points ago

Aceman, you played a song on your show back when you were still on terrestrial, and mentioned that you destroyed a very expensive pair of (guaranteed) speakers thanks to the song's epic bassline. I never caught the name of the song, and it's been bothering me ever since. For the love of christ, WHAT IS IT?!

New Logo for professional basketball player Keydren Clark. by kamildoliwain Design

[–]imnojezus 1 point2 points ago

Aside from Shaq and Tiger, there's Kobe, Dwayne Wade, LeBron, Chris Paul, etc etc.

IAmA Nike Store Employee AMA by kart51in IAmA

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Footwear Innovation - CCC

IAmA Nike Store Employee AMA by kart51in IAmA

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

We call it WHQ around here... and the things happening inside these buildings is pretty awesome :)

My new favorite, most dangerous, ool by zingolapicein DIY

[–]imnojezus 4 points5 points ago

Surprisingly not much. My pointer finger is permanently numb on its right side, and full extension hurts a bit, but that's about it. I work with my hands as a designer/craftsman, and I'm a drummer in the off hours, so I guess it doesn't bother me. Unfortunately I was self-employed and uninsured at the time of the accident, so I'll be literally paying for my mistake for the next few years.

'Simpsons' creator reveals location of Springfield by archaicruinin offbeat

[–]imnojezus 2 points3 points ago

Fun story - when I first moved here, I was working in a retail planning team that included a very butch lesbian. I asked her details about one of the new stores we were going to set up, and she said "It's just off kooch." I got a deer in the headlights look and asked, "Is that... like... slang?"

Thankfully she thought it was hilarious.

My new favorite, most dangerous, ool by zingolapicein DIY

[–]imnojezus 6 points7 points ago

Edited. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

My new favorite, most dangerous, ool by zingolapicein DIY

[–]imnojezus 79 points80 points ago*

PUT THE GUARD ON IT NOW. There's a very expensive scar on my hand from one of those, and the damage it does to flesh is unspeakable.

EDIT: The following link is NSFL, and shows a picture of my hand minutes after my accident with the angle grinder. There is blood, masticated flesh, and you can see the inside of my hand. Seriously, be very careful with that thing. You asked for it.

Romney, Who Has Two Harvard Degrees, Says Obama Spent ‘Too Much Time At Harvard’ by ryanpsychin politics

[–]imnojezus 22 points23 points ago

The real shame is that any of this should be seen as a weakness.

New Nike Chicago Bears Uniforms by johnnymac35in CHIBears

[–]imnojezus 8 points9 points ago

Hey, if you can hold Nike responsible for things our manufacturing partners do, you can hold Apple responsible for theirs (and seriously, you should hold us responsible.)

New Nike Chicago Bears Uniforms by johnnymac35in CHIBears

[–]imnojezus 9 points10 points ago

We had to let them go. They all work for Apple now.

New Nike Chicago Bears Uniforms by johnnymac35in CHIBears

[–]imnojezus 6 points7 points ago

It provides strength in the collar to help keep the jersey locked down over the pads, and keep them from popping out of the neck if the sleeve is pulled during a tackle.

/Nike employee

HIGH SCORES by Destro616in circlejerk

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Four. I like four.

Lego Gameboy in disguise... by mr_sharkfartsin gaming

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Someone encapsulated my childhood into a single object.

My wife mocked the way I 'scoop' my ice cream, with a knife. This minimizes the area exposed to air, thus minimizing frost. by VGCountdownin pics

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Neapolitan is awesome this way. You can eat one flavor at a time.

Rick Santorum's failed attempt to understand the hype surrounding the new iPad by jerschneidin funny

[–]imnojezus 9 points10 points ago

NPR is one of the few level-headed news organizations left. They do fact based journalism, which makes them nothing like Fox news. That's also the reason Fox News viewers like to call them the "Liberal Media"... reality has a strong liberal bias.

Prefontaine's track outside Nike HQ in Beaverton, Oregon by eleven_years_oldin running

[–]imnojezus 1 point2 points ago

Nike employee here - most of campus is open and accessible, including sports fields and outdoor tracks. As long as you're wearing Nike shoes (seriously) and being respectful, no one will take much notice.

Reusable Sticky Tape Could Hold Up Your TV: Large patches of an extremely strong new adhesive, inspired by geckos, can be used over and over again by maxwellhillin science

[–]imnojezus 3 points4 points ago

To be fair, I think there's a conversion problem here. The picture shows 45 POUND weights. As shown, that's about 300 lbs, not 300 kilograms (660 lbs and change). Granted, 300 lbs can still probably tear your wall down.

Your username is how you die, how do you die? by pluspluskidin AskReddit

[–]imnojezus 188 points189 points ago

Same thing, minus the cross.

Shakespeare Banned in Arizona by farmerdavein politics

[–]imnojezus 9 points10 points ago

It's also a classic example of how the "Other" is used in literature.

Where in Portland, Oregon can I purchase the new Nike+ FuelBand? by DaddyAndyin ask

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

It can only be purchased online at the moment, and it appears to be sold out.

Lumberjacks. Lumberjacks everywhere. NSFW by [deleted]in WTF

[–]imnojezus 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that's just one lady in a multiple exposure shot.

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