What's the best you've ever been trolled IRL?

discidius · 11 months

Even if she was not paying attention, the punishment for showing a bit of interest should not be misinformation.

discidius · 11 months

Wow, what a stupid girl for believing her astronomy professor about an astronomy related topic. It's really not all that cool for teachers and profs to abuse the trust people have in them to give them facts.

Moffel · 11 months

Picking her nose, or hitting on an old man. It's not clear which.

Kancho_Ninja · 1 year

I think you misread the topic, it's not "what was the greatest job you've ever had". I want to play with the Rats of NIMH.

flycatcher · 1 year

Yeah, I was 7 or 8. My folks actually turned it off because my [older] sister and I were notably disturbed. For some reason we ended up watching the rest the morning after. For years I imagined witches coming to get me, and I suspect this movie may have been why I hated bathing when I was younger (they can only smell you if you're clean!).

cheesescones · 1 year

That was the breast fry I've ever tasted!

flycatcher · 1 year

The Witches, Journey to the Center of the Earth (old one)

FalcoLombardi4 · 1 year

And wetness is the essence of beauty.

bkbandit09 · 1 year

One upping I can handle, but TWO upping, who can tolerate?

slowpoke257 · 1 year

"I like you too"

cammyabbo · 1 year

At the end of Return of the Jedi, when Obi Wan ghost and Yoda ghost are standing there, I thought that Anakin ghost was just another Obi Wan ghost which made no sense at all to me.

Davebo · 1 year

It's so awesome going to countries where no one minds if your leg actually touches their leg on the bus. I feel like I'm getting a 2 hour cuddle with a stranger.

ChocoBear · 1 year

Talking to people is usually free. If you're paying for it, that's not really social.

Santuric · 1 year

There was a recent AskReddit asking what guy smells women like most, and a popular answer was their sweaty SO, so... even if people think you stink, there's probably a girl somewhere that likes the smell.

InTheGutter · 1 year

Do you warm your hands in your underwear when no one is around?

Davebo · 1 year

Pay attention next time someone passes you. No matter how slowly you hear them approach, they'll rocket past you like they're in a hurry.

I like to keep my pace when passing someone even if it means we are walking together for a bit. They usually fold and slow down... People can be so interesting.

ChocoBear · 1 year

Talk to people, join a club, invite your friends over for a movie...

ProbablyHittingOnYou · 1 year

One reason is that most point and shoot cameras have very small lenses, which distorts your image in a different way than your eyes. Check if pictures from a 50mm SLR gives you that same "burning sensation".

murphraven · 1 year

No idea, but I hate all the voice wabling and refusing to keep to any acceptable rhythm.

flyingcarsnow · 1 year

What was the agreement?

123julia · 1 year

Time to start practicing walking with confidence.

solacer · 1 year

Too old to not be depressed about it.

igoodume · 1 year

You people are weirdos. Warm toilet seats are the best. Do you think the coldness kills all the germs of the person who used it before you or something? There are hardly any germs anyway.

yuckythrowaway · 1 year

When I was little, everyone in my family led me to believe I was a rare specimen in picking my nose. Fast forward to 4th grade, we were playing some game where the guy in the middle says "run across if you pick your nose". The guy in the middle was my cousin, so I probably couldn't get away with lying, so I sprint across. I look behind me and find that everyone I know is running too. I eventually learned that everyone else in my family picks their nose in private.

igoodume · 1 year

My sister had a dream that I was fooling around pretending to push her off a cliff and accidentally did. She still holds it against me (semi-jokingly) and brings it up all the time (~20 years later now).

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