Dear Boss: For a programmer, 10 minutes = 3 hours

gthank · 2012-02-04T07:56:28.197772-07:00

Sometimes I just grin and punch myself

gthank · 2012-02-04T14:51:10.552841+00:00

The correct solution for this is:

Only move files to the trash when you run out of hard drive space

Only move email to the trash when you fill your mailbox quota

This way, you gain all the benefits of your current system, except nothing will disappear randomly, and nobody calls you a fucking idiot.

scrod · 3 days

The point of the joke is to portray them as such. Because what's the difference, honestly?

scrod · 3 days

It's a joke, the Beige Square Gang is the paid buffing crew that "cleans up" graffiti but often leaves the surface looking uglier than before.

It actually ensures that most graffiti is ugly, too. When all the beautiful murals that take hours to produce are gone the next day, all you'll see is shitty tags that take five seconds because a dedicated individual can put up dozens in a night.

scrod · 3 days

Why would I pay to do something if I can just do it?

aromero · 4 days

Ok, sure. Call me when that happens.

Protip: You don't become POTUS by being an idiot. These people want to maintain their power, they aren't going to actively and obviously provoke the citizenry.

aromero · 4 days

This may sound crazy, but I'd love for a Republican nutcase to take the office. Obama has convinced too many ignorant liberals to be complacent in his crimes. Put one of the obvious bad guys up there and you'll see a lot more resistance.

The only "resistance" you'll see is a massive push for another lying Democrat next election cycle.

idonthack · 4 days

The difference is, I was joking

teratomata · 4 days

dolla dolla bill, yall

Cursedpenguin · 4 days

it looks like that sticker is from the bubble project.

the idea is you put a blank speech bubble on something, and come back later to see what someone else has filled in. there's a flickr pool where you can find more photos like this http://www.flickr.com/groups/bubble_project/pool/

osoma · 4 days

this is the best and most thorough documentation of this incident so far. thank you for posting it.

digitall565 · 4 days

use bitcoin or cash in the mail. the good vpn providers will accept those forms of payment.

ANewMind · 4 days

Dismantle intellectual property law.

LakesideHerbology · 4 days

Brick walls are less sturdy than you think.

Terrormask · 4 days

almost exactly six years

ricecakes394 · 4 days

DXM does not do anything to serotonin directly. It's an NDMA receptor agonist.

edit: It appears that's incorrect. DXM is also active as a nonselective SRI.

Tanglesome · 4 days

Looks like other desktops are finally catching up to KDE's krunner.

peecee1978 · 5 days

The genius of it is that it can be interpreted either way, thus satisfying every part of the political spectrum.

GordonMcFreeman · 5 days

If they can't find a workshop, they'll go insane and inevitably die.

idonthack · 5 days

TWO COLORS? HOLY COW, THAT'S CLASSY AS SHIT

vivalakellye · 5 days

that's the joke. everyone from dallas is a shithead

vivalakellye · 5 days

the video could have been about three minutes shorter. but names had to be dropped

Four-Year Club	reddit mold
Charter Member	Verified Email

idonthack

TROPHY CASE

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login