How can i mess with kids who are prank calling/texting?

dangerbirds · 2012-05-26T04:40:00.337836+00:00

Put their number on /b/ and let them regret it FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

usmc2493 · 16 days

I wish I had known about this list when I first started. Hope it helps!

mrection · 27 days

I've read that you need to keep your fat intake at least as high as your protein intake to stay in ketosis

Keto is not going to work as well if your fat and protein intake are the same. Aim to maintain your ratios. As explained on the Keto FAQ, "One of the mantras of low-carb diets is the ratio of macronutrients '60/35/5'. This means that the percentage of your daily caloric intake needs to be sixty percent from fat, thirty-five from protein and five from carbohydrates. This is appropriate due to the nature of how each one plays their role in the diet. Obviously, carbs should be low as you’re avoiding them. The carbs you DO want come from fibrous vegetables and nuts. Fat and protein keep you full, so more of them is often preferred to naturally keep you in a calorie deficit. As always, calories in < calories out is the keystone concept that will carry you to weight loss."

reno1051 · 28 days

Let me know how it goes!

evilteddybear111 · 1 month

Did you not see the FAQ?

PutridCow · 1 month

It's extremely unreasonable to say that looks mean nothing. People typically notice aesthetics first. It's not shallow, it's the truth.

McGrizzly · 1 month

It helps weed out people that are close minded enough to judge you for having them. :)

Dr_Raff · 2 months

I want to be in that Pikachu costume for my Tough Mudder this month! Bahaha.

Vozka · 3 months

You don't seem like you would typically wear a top hat and a blazer, but you seem like you would put the pair on to have a little fun, or at the very least, for an epic picture. I can see band shirts or regular t-shirts in your wardrobe, and you wear them well. You're quiet and a tad offbeat. Still youngish, but you appear younger than you actually are. You dig the body modification scene. Maybe have a few tattoos already, or are seriously considering some. For the most part you are introverted, but you have no trouble being social when the time calls for it. You still feel somewhat misunderstood however, and you wish you could speak your mind freely to someone. For the most part you let loose when playing your instrument of choice, but still, something is missing and you don't know what. Travel, perhaps?

kasperrosa · 3 months

Can you guys add more music to Spotify? There's only one track and I need more!

Pineh · 4 months

Pine Berlusconi, is that you?

Mylifeinmotion · 4 months

I just came across your post about being a raw foodist. This is something I've considered, but I don't know what to shop for. Would you mind giving me some insight on your weekly grocery list?

TheDarkWeiner · 4 months

I took it as though he was a thinker of tender thoughts. The others mocking him, because he was different, I'm sure something that was not out of the norm. So he in turn finally chopped them off. Others can't see that he is different, as he now looks the same as others, but he still knows he is, and embraces it. He only altered his appearance, but is still the same person.

ringolio · 4 months

I was going to show this to my students (some of them are learning about planets). Yeah, scratch that plan. Anyone have the original gif?

Chisaku · 4 months

Kind of a dick thing to say.

Chisaku · 4 months

Ambitious, flirtatious, a go-getter, and an explorer. Also, your love of linguistics does not make you sound pretentious! One of the first things that caught my attention is that you're fluent in Serbian and the fact that you want to learn more is A-okay in my book. :)

Chisaku · 4 months

Long listed lad.

Chisaku · 4 months

Musically artistic, sane enough to work with middle schoolers, and a pelican-petter.

Chisaku · 4 months

Count me in!

ohhaithere__ · 4 months

Profile looks good. Though I think you should change your "you should message me if section" and mention a few things that you would like to find in someone special.

robotzz · 4 months

I'm so late, but this is the cutest link submit ever! I just had to join in. :D

BeerGoggles · 4 months

Woohoo! Congratulations, lady! And at a library?! AWESOME!!

nnninja · 5 months

As mentioned, you are young. Don't let your age stop you from doing what needs to be done. Don't string her along, because you're afraid of what comes next. If you're feeling like this about her now, don't expect it to get better. Go on okcupid and browse women in your area, which I suggest because viewing other ladies will show you that there are other people out there worth being with. And what if your missing out on something so much better because you're with this chick now?

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