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Please tell me your worst date story so I can forget mine. What follows happened today and is completely true. by Senor_Throawaein AskReddit

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Pow right in the kisser! But seriously, she had some issues.

Whats something from your specific area of expertise that if the general public knew, they would be better off? by Jumphi97in AskReddit

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Bouncers are the same but would you ever mess with one? Of course not.

What's your best drunken sex story? by comediein AskReddit

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Come on, at least sometime in your life, your gonna think your pissing in the bathroom but it'll turn out to be something else, like the corner of the sitting room, friend's parent's wardrobe (got kicked out for that one) or just the floor.

Good times..

EDIT: To make myself sound not to weird, my friends have also been there at least once and its strangly common to guys i talk to.

My family owns a private island, AMA by Wiiiilsonin IAmA

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Pfft island smiland, baby all we need is me , you and my dirty but very sexy apartment. Islands are for losers anyways. What do ya say.

My family owns a private island, AMA by Wiiiilsonin IAmA

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So...how you doin'?

What is the strangest thing you've done to stop unwanted advances from the opposite sex? by Ichi_samain AskReddit

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Why not just show your wedding ring, and if he doesn't get the hint THEN go psycho in his face.

I can just imagine a guy trying to get his virgin friend laid. "Just go over there and dance with that girl, she won't go crazy or anything, i promise."

The judge who overturned Prop 8 is biased, indeed...[PIC] by misterActionin politics

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You have an awesome name and your slightly coo coo. Lets bee friends.

Prop 19 isn't perfect, but you need to vote yes for it anyways. by EricsOzonein trees

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..Like being 21, even though medical patients are not that old.

Thats what i was referring to, I thought you were saying that some medical patients aren't old enough to be legally allowed to use marijuana if it passes. So I just assumed that there's patients under 21 that use marijuana medically.

Prop 19 isn't perfect, but you need to vote yes for it anyways. by EricsOzonein trees

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I'll be honest by saying that I haven't read through it at all because I don't even live in the US so it doesn't bother me. But how much 13-15 year old medical patients are using medicinal marijuana right now? I doubt much are.

Man, if I could walk into a store, buy 3 grams of dank, and smoke away at home. I don't care what restrictions there are.

Prop 19 isn't perfect, but you need to vote yes for it anyways. by EricsOzonein trees

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Well its not like you're gonna be smoking beside a childs playpark , are you? Anything is better than nothing.

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Makes me sad that I live in Ireland, i got scammed twice already by 2 different people so i just don't bother anymore. Holland was a godsend. :(

I'm looking for a second player... by swap_filein pics

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Gabe, get off reddit and finish half life 3.

Study: More U.S. girls starting puberty early by Raerthin sex

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Thousands of pedophiles aren't happy campers. Or maybe they are? I dunno how they work.

At exacty 6 minutes and 7 seconds after 5pm today, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. by Higgs-Bosunin offbeat

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When this day comes, im gonna look for places to write the date. Imagine how fun that'll be to write...It won't be long now...

Sharpie liquid pencil - Erasable ink made from graphite that only becomes permanent after three days' exposure to the air by pastrin gadgets

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This is perfect for tests in school. Write answers, get tests back, erase wrong answers and put right answers in, return to teacher. Bonus marks. mwahah we'll live like kings!

HOLY F*CKING SHIT O_O! by TahsinTekinin videos

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"Look Dad! I'm gonna catch a star!"

"NO TIMMY NOOOO!"