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I got sick of hearing the loud guy upstairs, so I put "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men on loop for hours and just left. What things have you done when driven to the edge? by bhaaatin AskReddit

[–]hypnozooid 1 point2 points ago

Earplugs. I started wearing them when I had a roommate who snored, and now I can't sleep without them.

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

I'm 19, and have had multiple people think I'm 11 or 12.

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]hypnozooid 7 points8 points ago

Your friend needs to learn to use protection. Also, this story sounds like total bullshit.

Tried my hand out at Photoshopping my chest a few months ago. by localterrorin ftm

[–]hypnozooid -6 points-5 points ago

Looks pretty obviously fake - you can see the line where you pasted it in.

Advice for top surgery? (FtM) by thecarolinakidin asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid -9 points-8 points ago

Are you incapable of using google? For fuck's sake, this shit is all over the internet. It is basically THE most commonly asked question.

i need help by nerdysweetin transgender

[–]hypnozooid[M] -1 points0 points ago

This subreddit really isn't the place for posts like this - you should try /r/asktransgender or /r/suicidewatch.

If you take injections, do you do them on time? by javatimesin asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid 1 point2 points ago

I always do mine exactly on time (to the hour). If I was willing to lose my entire family and possibly career because I NEEDED to transition, what's one little poke with a needle?

Is it just me, or are a large majority of transgender people male to female? by aschesklavein asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

On this subreddit, yet. But other places, it's the opposite. I'd say the numbers are probably about equal, they just tend to congregate different places. Tumblr and livejournal are almost all trans men, but reddit and SA have a lot more trans women. Which is the opposite of what you'd expect, since tumblr and lj are very female-oriented and reddit and SA tend to be much more male-dominated, but whatever.

Informed Consent in Los Angeles by _nora_in asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

Can you call your old therapist and ask them to write you a letter?

My friend gave me (FTM) an awesome beard! http://lostboynamedandrew.tumblr.com/ --> One who edited and took the photo. by lilinostain transgender

[–]hypnozooid -1 points0 points ago

They look like a girl with peanut butter smeared on her face...

really stressing out about starting HRT again by unicornonin asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid -3 points-2 points ago

For fuck's sake wait the 100 days - you're not going to die if you don't start hormones in the next 10 minutes.

(Request) recipes using a formen grill. by Kon-chezzin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud

[–]hypnozooid 1 point2 points ago

Things I've made so far: (I've had one for maybe two weeks now)

  • Bacon - take it out of the package, put it on until it's cooked
  • Barbecue chicken - Take a boneless chicken breast, put barbecue sauce on it, wrap it in tin foil, then put it on the grill until it's cooked (I do about 8 minutes, yours might be different though)
  • Hamburgers - take ground beef, form into patties, cook. Then put onto bun with cheese and barbecue sauce.

Tonight I might attempt to make some taco meat with it - I plan on covering the grill with tin foil, then plugging it in (so the tin foil gets hot), then probably leaving the grill open and cooking it as if it was on a skillet. I'll tell you the results after I try.

My community church just got new bathroom doors. A win I think. by ipwndurmom69in lgbt

[–]hypnozooid -6 points-5 points ago

You shouldn't need to have any of those things to enter any other men's bathroom either.

coughing fit after T injections - WTF? by tgjerin asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like some sort of weird psychological thing to me.

My community church just got new bathroom doors. A win I think. by ipwndurmom69in lgbt

[–]hypnozooid 28 points29 points ago

People who are male-identified are male, and should be using the mens bathroom. Signs like that are really just redundant, and make it sounds like they're "only" male-identified, and not "real men".

Dear Blue Cross Blue Shield. (NSFW text, possibly triggering, but a happy ending) x-post from r/transpositive by jenniferwillowin transgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

What's the deal with calling them homophobic. Wouldn't they be transphobic?

My friend gave me (FTM) an awesome beard! http://lostboynamedandrew.tumblr.com/ --> One who edited and took the photo. by lilinostain transgender

[–]hypnozooid -3 points-2 points ago

So I guess I'm the only one shocked by how absolutely horrible this looks?

Question on sex drive by shadowclone12in ftm

[–]hypnozooid 3 points4 points ago

Before starting T I basically had no sex drive. I definitely have a huge sex drive now (it was one of the first changes - maybe 2 or 3 days), but like most human beings, I have self-control. You have to sort of learn to ignore it. It's not a huge distraction, but it is always in the back of my mind.

If your parents reacted negatively, did you expect it? Was it a terrible surprise? by lovely_moonchildin asktransgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

It was a total shock for me. I expected my parents to be sort of apathetic, and passive aggressive in their disapproval. Instead I got transphobic screaming and threats of hospitalization (I came out when I was 16, so I had no rights). They refused to accept that transsexuals exist, and decided it was all a delusion I invented because I didn't like misogyny or something.

I can't pass...as my birth sex :P by SuperMsein transgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

Well, my picture looks like I do now - it's just the name and gender marker that are wrong.

I can't pass...as my birth sex :P by SuperMsein transgender

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

I'm at the point where when I drop off prescriptions with my legal name on them, everyone at the pharmacy assumes I'm getting them for someone else. Even after I show an ID with the wrong name and gender marker on it...

I want to know how you would peg me, without looking to see which direction I'm going HRT-wise. by ovr_9kin transpassing

[–]hypnozooid 0 points1 point ago

You definitely look female, so I'd say mtf.

Guys with longer hair! Help a brother out! by kotikykoshkain ftm

[–]hypnozooid 7 points8 points ago

There's a big difference between someone glaring at you and being disowned by your family.

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