My friend is really proud of his body.

Brouje · 2012-05-26T04:08:29.356817+00:00

I swim for half my sleeping hours. At least I assume that's why the sheets are wet when I wake up.

Brouje · 2012-05-26T03:28:55.287861+00:00

Yeah, it must suck to be ripped like Michael Phelps and only get to eat 12,000 calories a day.

geekwadpimp · 2012-05-25T14:53:40.799209+00:00

Or don't. Every time I have participated in a reddit exchange I have been screwed. Ebay is much safer.

geekwadpimp · 2012-05-25T14:52:38.296888+00:00

Storage wars lol.

I wonder how many people have started going to storage unit auctions since that show aired thinking there are guns in every single unit they buy.

Salemkylar · 1 day

Most of the damage caused in your average house fire is caused by smoke and water, actually.

Rellikten · 1 day

I like to go to the sex show every fourth of July.

SJBradleyNY · 1 day

I want everyone to know about my amazing theme park, but nobody is allowed in!

Aloj · 2 days

I watched this a while ago. I liked it, but I wish it was longer. I also didn't like how he kind of grouped many states together, like "New England", and Deep South", as if every state in the deep south are the same as their neighbor.

mepper · 3 days

When you're a celebrity it's probably hard to get normal gifts, so an anonymous gift exchange like redditgifts must be neat for a guy like Colbert.

Too bad I got screwed the one time I tried redditgifts. Sent gift, recieved none.

ChrasstopperLondingo · 3 days

I'm sorry, but for a variety of reasons including but not limited to the fact that all your peeps are dead, I am going to have to declare you both, losers.

IWontFixUrComputer · 3 days

Wrong. Several flips were given that day. At least I assume OP meant "flip". It's hard to tell since he censored it.

photobooth_luv · 3 days

I have the same problem. Hopefully it's just running late, this is my first time on redditgifts, and will be my last if I get screwed.

pornkid · 3 days

Shoe on head? Who was her photographer, 4chan?

pornkid · 3 days

Thanks, I've always wondered what a penis looks like.

Microsoftt · 3 days

Actually, I am one of the newbies (if you are referring to the digg exodus), and I've been here for over a year and a half. You are off by almost an entire year.

Nicosayshi · 4 days

It's cool though because then the cops also realized that the world wasn't going to end, and as a result they were all going to be fired for raiding the evidence room before midnight anyway, so they joined in the celebration.

Garmelio · 4 days

Comic is funny, but title makes me instinctively want to downvote.

silenthunder · 4 days

Tokens? Tickets? Blood?

hoikarnage · 5 days

Holy shit that looks just like my cat.

hoikarnage · 5 days

That's basically what made me post this. My cat would be happily enjoying being petted with one hand, but then I'd make a slight movement with my other hand and she jumps over to that hand and nudges it until I pet her, but then she sees the other hand again and jumps back over to that one. It's an endless circle.

dafunkmasta · 5 days

Word.

manocake1 · 5 days

Any insult about your mother made by your brother.

HopeinaBottle · 6 days

Pretty sure most of the writers for cracked lurk here and 4chan in order to steal content, repackage it, and claim it as their own.

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