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My cake-day face swap by acousticmindin WTF

[–]hett 1 point2 points ago

Why the downvotes?

Because it isn't funny.

Real Vampires by GanjaSoldierin funny

[–]hett -1 points0 points ago

You have the best username on this website.

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]hett 10 points11 points ago

i do this to my dog. i usually poke his tongue though. how can you not.

What if she said no? (Episode 8 spoiler) by KookyGuyin gameofthrones

[–]hett 4 points5 points ago

He still said something to that effect. Arya asked him how quickly he could kill a man and he said something like, "A minute. An hour. Days, months. Time will blah blah blah," it was a decent line.

Nexus Smartphones: Who Wins, Who Loses if Google Launches Android 5.0 in Multiple Handsets? by Viro_Lopesin Android

[–]hett 1 point2 points ago

"google might do this,"

"this could be their next move"

"it would be a significant change"

i love articles based on baseless speculation instead of actual news.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 2 points3 points ago

Today, I overheard this conversation in the breakroom at work:

"Your mom is spanish?"

"Yeah."

"spanish from where?"

"Panama."

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett -1 points0 points ago

Um, if I ever heard anyone say "heighth" I would be forced to correct them. That is an error of such mind-boggling simplicity I could not let it stand.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

But just cause the hive mind agrees, that does not make it correct, does it?

Actually, yes, in the case of language it does.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 2 points3 points ago

Sanctuary moon.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 6 points7 points ago

That is what the script implies, actually. See my response to rasori above.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 10 points11 points ago

Actually, it makes it plenty clear in the written script of A New Hope that Han is just talking gibberish and trying to impress whom he assumes is an oblivious old farmer.

HAN: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

BEN: Should I have?

HAN: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!

Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.

HAN: (continued) I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

The dinosaur in JP was intended to be a Deinonychus, which some people were still classifying as Velociraptor antirrhopus at the time.

Cersei Lannister describes what's been missing in the bedroom. by Batman28in gameofthrones

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

Tyrion looks like he just walked in, saw everyone else making loud noises so just went along with it and started yelling. "Uh...ahhh...AHHH!!"

This is the first time in the series that I felt like the writers thought I was stupid. Was there no better way for this to happen? (S2.E8 Spoilers) by Sykotikin gameofthrones

[–]hett 5 points6 points ago

Actually, Jon said everything the non-readers need to know in one line. "The first men came here to escape from something, I don't think it worked" (or something to that effect).

What if she said no? (Episode 8 spoiler) by KookyGuyin gameofthrones

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

Ep. 10 is named Valar Morghulis.

What if she said no? (Episode 8 spoiler) by KookyGuyin gameofthrones

[–]hett 1 point2 points ago

Look at the name of episode 10.

What if she said no? (Episode 8 spoiler) by KookyGuyin gameofthrones

[–]hett 23 points24 points ago

He was more than happy to kill Tywin. The problem was that she wanted Tywin dead then and there, which was impossible.

Has to be the coolest dude on Game of Thrones (A girl speaks) by dhkangarooin gameofthrones

[–]hett 5 points6 points ago

Uh, it wasn't that he was unwilling to kill Tywin...it was that it was impossible for him to kill Tywin right then and there, that moment, as Arya wanted him to do.

The wildlings never seemed too menacing or intimidating, then this guy shows up by dedbeatsin gameofthrones

[–]hett 21 points22 points ago

Harr!!

The wildlings never seemed too menacing or intimidating, then this guy shows up by dedbeatsin gameofthrones

[–]hett 1 point2 points ago

On the TV show, he isn't.

So, this is how women pee nowadays? by Sterendudein WTF

[–]hett 321 points322 points ago

I once walked into the bathroom in high school to find one of the guys from the special ed class (a tall, large black guy who was always laughing) standing in there just laughing his ass off, and as I walked up to the urinals noticed that the stall he was standing in had a huge pile of green shit sitting on the rim of the bowl and smearing down the outside. And he was just laughing his ass off about it like a villainous, retarded mastermind.

I make posters in my spare time, here is my latest series: Planets by ColourScientistin Design

[–]hett 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact: While the IAU considers Charon simply a moon of Pluto, it doesn't actually orbit Pluto -- rather, the two of them both orbit a center of mass that lies outside of either body (Pluto moves in a little circle around this barycenter while pursuing its greater orbit around the Sun) hence, many consider that the two ought to be a binary planet system. :D

Pluto has two other satellites as well, smaller bodies named Hydra and Nix.

What is a tiny-handed, physical keyboard lover to do? by metawarenessin Android

[–]hett 0 points1 point ago

Verizon 4G devices use CDMA for 3G and LTE (which is GSM-based) for 4G. Rider797 is uncertain whether or not this enables it to run on AT&T's network, as am I.

About to kick the shit out of my Thunderbolt, need some help. by Flippo_The_Hippoin Android

[–]hett 2 points3 points ago

The stock firmware for the Thunderbolt has always been garbage, it's almost exclusively responsible for the phone's notoriously bad battery life. Every official ROM has been bug-ridden.

My Thunderbolt was a fantastic device after I rooted it and flashed CM7.

So, apparently Words With Friends will accept this... by HDATZin batman

[–]hett 4 points5 points ago

I feel very stupid.

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