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How do I make money by selling free Apps on the Android Market or Apple Store? by Apistin gamedev

[–]geebs61 3 points4 points ago

Zynga made Farmville, then re-skinned it a bunch of times and convinced old people and middle schoolers on Facebook that they were different games.

It's raining? INSIDE RECESS SUCKS. by wizeguisein firstgradeproblems

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

I call Jenga! You think inside recess sucked before? WAIT UNTIL I DOMINATE EVERYONE AT JEGA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I was dumped by my gf because she thought I wasn't going anywhere in life. What excuses have you heard when you were dumped? by devidualin AskReddit

[–]geebs61 0 points1 point ago

Have you never looked at the Greek system from the outside in?

It's pretty fucking ridiculous.

I was dumped by my gf because she thought I wasn't going anywhere in life. What excuses have you heard when you were dumped? by devidualin AskReddit

[–]geebs61 -6 points-5 points ago

Hahaha, the only reason you had sex was alcohol and convenience.

Sucks to be you.

Also, frats are fucking retarded, as are their members.

DAE loathe this drawing of Tux? by Babkockin linux

[–]geebs61 23 points24 points ago

I'd probably like that art if I was 12. Making Tux angry and putting cartoon titties doesn't make it any good.

At all.

DAE loathe this drawing of Tux? by Babkockin linux

[–]geebs61 28 points29 points ago

eh...

IAmA Former Gameroom Employee of Chuck. E. Cheese. I saw a lot there. It was nuts. AMA. by jakemgin IAmA

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

I'd make fun of him, but he actually almost died. He was only 3 at the time.

Forever Alone by LegendBiscuitsin funny

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

The sticker is there to prove it is authentic. Because you know, that matters or something.

How rare are these? by dasscullin gamecollecting

[–]geebs61 -7 points-6 points ago

How... How have you never seen a GBA SP before?

It was launched in 2003 and discontinued in 2008. It sold more units than the GBA did.

I just... What?

TIL in 1896, the first person was convicted of speeding; he was traveling 8 mph by yanks8190in todayilearned

[–]geebs61 5 points6 points ago

Haha, the point system. I am sorry but that system just seems redonkulous to me.

Dad's PowerBook battery popped. Genius bar response: "this is normal and the battery's way of telling you that you need a new one" -_- by HebrewHammer07in hardware

[–]geebs61 -2 points-1 points ago* 

Geniuses are actually well-trained and well-versed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Where do they go? The Walmart school of running a return and exchange counter? They don't know anything beyond checking warranties, selling AppleCare, and replacing products. There is an optional course they can take on condescension if they'd like. But they have to pay for it themselves.

In case you've ever wondered what he said... by Incara1010in movies

[–]geebs61 0 points1 point ago

He got the order wrong anyway. She clearly says 4 combos with bacon on the side, and he only confirms making 3 oinkers wearing pants.

In case you've ever wondered what he said... by Incara1010in movies

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

It up. He is making it up.

AAAAAHHHH.........moooo by scmgerin funny

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

ALL OR NOTHING, BABY!!

DAE think, at first glance, that Downton Abbey was actually "Downtown" Abbey? by ajchurchillin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

Until a couple wees ago I thought everyone online was misspelling "Downtown"

My front porch Last Night. Flash Floods In Texas. by Malthusian1in WTF

[–]geebs61 0 points1 point ago

Heh. That isn't a flood. This is a main street in my city last week. The red and white building is supposed to have a parking lot surrounding it, and that creek is about 12 feet higher than it usually is. The river nearby rose a little over 20 feet in less than 2 days.

Your house is gonna be fine. It isn't going to float away or some shit.

I'll help spread the word when things look like this, or this

AAAAAHHHH.........moooo by scmgerin funny

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

Your sense of humor is so refined because you sit stone-faced staring at reddit all day.

I bet your kid is a fucking idiot.

This looks interesting: SNK's new Neo Geo: 20 retro classics in one modern handheld. by muyain gamecollecting

[–]geebs61 -5 points-4 points ago

Who says this looks gorgeous? I'm gonna slap the shit out of you. It looks like an iPhone with a PSP stick and cabinet door bumpers on it

8 minutes into President Obama's speech. . . by chestnbain funny

[–]geebs61 0 points1 point ago

You also don't understand how people work, and that the libertarian utopia you think the world should be, cannot and will not, ever be plausible.

I think some of Ron Pauls jizz leaked through your sinuses and into your brain.

8 minutes into President Obama's speech. . . by chestnbain funny

[–]geebs61 1 point2 points ago

Wow. You are full-blown retarded.

AAAAAHHHH.........moooo by scmgerin funny

[–]geebs61 5 points6 points ago

What the fuck ever. I've been on the internet almost daily for the last 15 years. Humor is humor. People are funny.

You sound like a pretty fucking boring person.

Ah I get it, you just like to shit on anything you can. Please, fuck off.

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