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DAE feel like they're calling their mom 'Bob' when they have a cold? by green_helic0pterin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

unless you're in the upper midwest, and then it sounds more like bab

Todays hike. by TheBird47in pics

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, and I'm referring to the area that photo was taken. I have hiked many times all along those hills. I have skiid down the east side from the radar dome. I have ridden a dirt bile on every road and trail between there and City Creek canyon. The sunsets from the Wasatch out over the lake are the best I've seen anywhere, anytime. Hope the hike was fun. The photosynth was really good, too--I've never seen one from there before.

Todays hike. by TheBird47in pics

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

The best place I know of for watching a sunset or a summer lightning storm.

Does targeted weight loss/gain exist? by Luphin AskReddit

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

If it existed, Billy Mays would rise from the grave to sell it for a low low price--if you act now.

Oh wait. I meant the sham wow guy.

Pics with couples by commando678in gonewild

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

Boom. Well done.

DAE get the word Mesothelioma stuck in their head after seeing one of those commercials on TV? by caraeeezyin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

You must replace that word with the theme somg from Facts of Life or Elton Johns' Goodbe Yellowbrick Road.

What's a good apology present to give to my girlfriend for looking at porn I'm not allowed to? by INeedToApologizeQuicin AskReddit

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

How about a huge banner that says " Mind yer own freakin Beeswax, you prude".

What I'm going to do now by hilariousREin trees

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

Could you get me a pack of smokes while you're out and about? Thanks, bro.

Yesterday, I met George Zimmer, owner of Men's Wearhouse and a huge activist for the legalization of marijuana. by fifteentango88in trees

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

Now I feel even better about shopping there. I went in for a wedding and funeral suit, and I have never had such a big butt-kiss from any other retai store. I spent about $1500 and got a tailored ( I'm slim) DK suit, a casual suit, 2 pairs of shoes, some nice socks, and a couple dress shirts. It was so worth it. They have done emergency repairs and pressed it gratis. Would shop there again.

My dog in the garden after it snowed... with a chicken by hywelineshin pics

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

I have a similar shot of my derpy cocker and my wife's hen Porkchop, except the dog is eating chicken poop. Your photo is much better.

Why I love being a man. by joshuad80in pics

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to wipe your hands off on the dog.

I'm Robert Reich, former Secretary of Labor, professor, and author of the new eBook "Beyond Outrage." AMA. by robertbreichin IAmA

[–]fivepines -1 points0 points ago

I believe you are the smartest human being ever associated with any government at any time. Just sayin.

Also, thanks!

My dad smoking a 9 inch joint back in 1975 by ripper17in trees

[–]fivepines 30 points31 points ago

All the joints in 1975 were 9 inchers. It was simply a magical time. Weed was cheap and the draft had ended. Also, the music was excellent and all the chicke were hot.

There is also a chance I smoked up with your dad just before a Doobie Brothers concert. Tell him I said 'hey'. Thanks, bro.

How to properly hold a chicken by dcs02din pics

[–]fivepines 2 points3 points ago

Your hen looks like one of my wife's hens, Cheddar.

My high school's janitors are pretty serious about their jobs by cjstopin funny

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

One of the janitors at my HS was about 99 years old. I saw him pushing a broom one day after hours. Dude could move so slowly his whole cigarette was ash. The whole thing was ash. The whole thing.

As a gay guy, I'm well aware that there are plenty of advantages to being straight. But, could you guys tell me what you imagine the advantages of being gay might be? by zorkempirein AskReddit

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

Never having to dash out to pick up some tampons for the wife, and having the cashier call for a price check ("...24 pack...the supers...") just for the maximum humiliation.

found this guy in a bag of Haribo, WTF is it? by Moyz32in WTF

[–]fivepines 1 point2 points ago

Hologram of Tupac. Obviously.

What do you want your last words be? by Hispanin AskReddit

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

anything but 'oh shi...'

This is what I gave for our anniversary. by softerlipsin gonewild

[–]fivepines 0 points1 point ago

Is there a specific year for that gift? My 19th is coming up, and I hope so.

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