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Going to get more toilet paper after realizing I'm out mid-poo (fixed) by eaterofdogin funny

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

pro tip: if you are stuck in a public toilet with no paper use either of these to wipe:

a sock or underwear.

I'd rather be out some minor item of clothing than have shit remnants on my arse.

In need of a name (Black one only) by Agarner8452in Pets

[–]fishyfishyfish 8 points9 points ago

Jon Snow, as in "to take the black" of the nights watch. (Game of Thrones reference for those who aren't familiar)

Bonus: when training him and he messes up you can use the phrase "you know nothing Jon Snow"

edit: messed up the link formatting stuff, spelling and left out some words.

edit2: Another Bonus: he will have his own kick ass theme song

Boy won't wear hearing aid because "Super heroes don't." So what does Marvel do? Creates one by croutonsoupin offbeat

[–]fishyfishyfish -5 points-4 points ago

Bloody degenerate comic books influencing children again.

edit: do I really have to add </sarcasm> ?

An Open Letter to Australia from an American on His Last Day Here by SimpleSimianin australia

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

now that we know you well enough, you'll be greeted with a "G'day cunt!" from now on.

I love how in an age of playstations and iphones this little guy has a bus on a string by Mentalinertiain pics

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

I hate when people see a kid with a modern device (eg: PSP, DS, ipod, laptop, tablet) and assume that that is all they do, like it's replaced the active stuff or that it's sapping their imagination and feeding them a passive, lazy version of "playtime".

My son loves gadgets and all they can do but he also loves camping, playing sports, reading books, animals and a ton of other stuff. In fact half the time he speeds on the computer is checking out info on the stuff he is onto.

My dad works close to 100 hours a week as a doctor, and is the most generous person I have ever met. He finally decided to buy himself something he's always wanted. by ThisIsAsininein happy

[–]fishyfishyfish 6 points7 points ago

When I was a little kid my uncle got his hands on some old ass car from the 20's or 30's. Apparently there were a total of less than 10 of them in all of Australia. He proceeded to turn that thing into a hot rod. Still not sure if what he did was awesome (having the only hot rod version of a rare car in the entire country) or awful (turning a rare car into a hot rod instead of restoring it).

edit: spelling and what not

Just moved here and looking for some not too expensive bars to grab a few beers. by natiicein santacruzlocals

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

booze is expensive at bars here in SC.

that said there are many great bars in town - just depends on what type of atmosphere you are after. can you let us know what type of bar you are looking for?

i'm going to California this summer, any great places you would want me to see? by MrGDaviesin California

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

Plug for my town: santa cruz! head on over to /r/santacruz and search the subreddit for things to do.

Also:

edit: go to a giants game when you are in SF - pro tip: if you enjoy a beer or 2 with your sports then drink them before you enter the park - they cost about $9 each at&t park. food is similarly expensive but you are allowed to take your own food in.

I haven't used my wetsuit in 8 years...is it still ok? by fooofy64in surfing

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

should be fine - I'd give it a good wash though, who knows what's inside that thing after 8 years.

Vice- How to Look Like an Asshole on a Skateboard: Reply to NY Times by climbinkidin skateboarding

[–]fishyfishyfish 15 points16 points ago

Always wear a helmet, a helmet is cooler than a brain injury

FTFY

This is Bo. Any idea of what kind of dog he is? We don't know! by dearboobooin Pets

[–]fishyfishyfish 8 points9 points ago

he's a Bo, that's all that matters :)

Just picked up my first board, for $20 by Ruxinatorin surfing

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

nice. wanna sell it for $50?

edit: I meant to say that it's a piece of shit, I'll take it off your hands for $50.

Computer Experts: What's a computer trick you think everyone should know? by jojojokin AskReddit

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

I create a shortcut with the following command:

rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation

I usually give a nice icon like a padlock then stick that on the taskbar for one click convenience.

16 night visit to CA from London in June, any recommendations? by rug-muncherin California

[–]fishyfishyfish 10 points11 points ago*

I live in Santa Cruz.

Have a sweatshirt with you in SF and Santa Cruz - the fog can roll in off the ocean and drop the temperature quickly. You can guarantee it will be freezing on Alcatrz.

The Boardwalk in Santa Cruz is a whole lot of fun, make sure you ride the giant dipper. Downtown is nice in Santa Cruz as well.

Also - make sure you hit up the subreddits for each city you are going to ( eg:http://www.reddit.com/r/santacruz/ and http://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/), there are always posts asking for things to do/see - do a search of the subreddits for these posts. Here's some from /r/santacruz

EDIT: Go to a Giants game when you are in SF if you can.

Manchester City wins EPL title by beating QPR 3-2 by SomeAsianKid99in sports

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

I just saw the replay of the end on tv - what a way to win it all.

Is it wrong that I hate Mother's Day? by Mothers_Dayin AskReddit

[–]fishyfishyfish 2 points3 points ago

Even the woman who founded mothers day in America hates what it became:

"She and her sister Ellsinore spent their family inheritance campaigning against what the holiday had become."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Jarvis

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them? by Jessibabe333in AskReddit

[–]fishyfishyfish 0 points1 point ago

yep, enough for the whole team (which was 20+ players)

Anyone have experience with WINE? by b2717in applehelp

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

I have only installed and used wine on an ubuntu system, but it did work very well for the specific purpose I needed it for (running an old windows music production app).

Did you see this guide?. It seems to have a pretty detailed tutorial on installing wine (including uninstall info).

edit: typo

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them? by Jessibabe333in AskReddit

[–]fishyfishyfish 1 point2 points ago

When I was a kid in Australia and played Aussie rules football they always brought out orange slices at 3/4 time for an energy boost.

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them? by Jessibabe333in AskReddit

[–]fishyfishyfish 7 points8 points ago

that was brilliant - "go and eat your orange" - I'm wondering if anyone outside Australia gets this?

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