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Been doing situps/pushups exclusively for a few months now. Need advice as to where to go from here. by Brodellskyin Fitness

[–]filthypiratehooker 4 points5 points ago

I currently eat a high protein diet and stay away from anything that lacks nutrients.

Eat less nutrients.

t̨͈e͕͇̬͙̪ͮ͒ͧs̠t̵̹̝̠͎̲̫̓̉͂ͪ͌ ͈̣̏̓ͬ̒pͧͤ́҉̙̘͇o͖͙̟ṣ́ͅt̛͍̙̱̙͋ ̭̅p̨̬̤̟͈͉͛l͙̫͓̫̩̘̎̈́́ͪ̽̆͝é̷̱͈̙̙͕̳̗ͮ̍̿̇̂ͣả̙͔̖̞̃ͥ̑́̀s̢̲͙̝ͩ̆̋ͦ̽e̲͈̰͙͖̥̼͛ͯ͝ ͥ̈́i̷̇͐̏͆g͖̖̮͝ṉ̴̯͉͎̼̦̀ͬͣ̏̚o͍̺͈̘͔r̭͍̬̫͛̆̑̓̓͌̌e̫ͥ̕ by whereistehnarwhalin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 1 point2 points ago

̄̽ͫͮͪ͏̧̲̞̖̭̦͚̩̰̯̦̻̟̦͓̱̦͈̯́͢ͅW̶͕̫̬̳̱͇̖̩̟̤͕̪̮̗̃̔ͯͭ̑̈̂̌͑ͨ͘͜e̶̴̶̱̹̙̹͈̥̺͍͑͑́͡l̸̢̲̯͕͕̟̯̲͔̣̥̗͖̱̠̙̤̞ͯ͋͒̏ͥ̆ͪ̏ͪ̆ͨ͐̈̅̚͘͠ͅl̵̢̦͔͚͚̲͕͛͋ͯ͛̾̃̕ ͋̉͒̓ͧͮ͋̆̌͊̒ͨ̑̌҉҉̴͍͈̮̰͓̬̠̜͈͔͎a̢̪̯͎̦͎̰̝͍̯͖̠̔͑̃̊͌̽͑͂͂̕ͅr̸̶̛̰̮̺̘͙͕̗͎̙͙͍̈́̈̽̄͌͆͗̈́̅͑ͣ̆ͪ͂̀͢ȩ̷̷̢̬̲͇̺̻̰͈ͭ͊̔͋͊̄̒̈̈̎̓̊ͯ̀̚ň̙̜̹͙̣͖̹̮͑̆̐ͨͮ͛ͫ̕͜͠'̷̶͕̱̤̬̏ͦͤ̔͋ͩ͐͆͢t̵̢̺̼̺̝̤̆ͤ͋̐͑̊͐̊͑͂͞ ̷̧̨̝͓͙̜̦̝̀̆̎ͬ͌y̧̐̃̑̈̇̊̉̐̌͊̍̑͂͐͋ͨ͛̓͏҉̵̣̮̗̼͍̪̼̻ǫ̨̢͕̪̩̯̙̼̝̱̞̣͍͕̬̭ͯͭ̎̒̽ͤͮ̀̉̈́ͥ͑̎̋͑͝͞u̷̎̀̃ͩ́͊͒̉ͧ̓͑̍̓ͤͫ͢͡͏̤̥̮̤̺̖̖͍̺̘̘ͅ ̧̣͓̖͔̟̫̫̝͚͎̖͈͍̓ͨ̿̈́̀̎̽͘f̨̞͉̗̳̰̗̯͎ͮ̂ͫ̒ͧ̏̉͋͆̓̈̄̓̓̒͘͞͞ṳ̸̶̭̹͇̺̙̻̮̣͚̻̫̇ͣͮͦ̈́̆̒̊͗ͩͨͩͩ͆̍͂̕͟c̶̛̤̦̦͍̰̺̖̩̜̠̅̊ͩͣ̃͆͛ͤ̄̌k̡͙͇͇͕̱̬͎͎̰̗͔̦͚ͫ̌͂ͧͅḭ̷̡̯̩̲͔̻̜͇̯͍͕̗̓̆̎ͭ͐͗̂̋ͦ̔ͭͭͥ̈̈̿̆̐ṋ͈͔̗̰̘̝͊̑̿ͤͦͦ̑͋̓̄̊͂̈́ͦ̽͢g̷̛̞͇̬͖͕̪̦͚̦͛̇͌ͯ͂̽̉̽̄͟͞ ̙̝̳̘̖͇͕̰͈͓̲̞̲ͬ̈ͯ̽ͩ͌͌ͦ̆ͭ̎͂̏̆ͭͥ͝ͅͅc̨͉̥̙͉̯͇ͣͦͫ̉̓ͤ͌̉̑͗͑̀͞ơ̯͙̤̩̹̙̙̱̮̠̥̫̹͇͉̙̘̙̩͌ͣ͒͛͂ͭͪ͆ͭ̊̅̾̑̌͠ǫ̙̻̟̞͎̳̆̓̓ͯ͊̚l̜̗͕̳͙̯̭̥͕̪̮͓̬̯̭͉͍̳͓ͣ̿͌̋͠͝͠!̵̾ͪ͗̋͐̽̑̉ͩ͐̚҉̸͕̣̫̣̠͘ ̸̲͓̼̠͔͍̰̯͈̼̯̠̤̞͔͒̓̏͌̇̍̽̇͒ͨ̅̑̌̄ͬ͘ ͐͌̇̽̇̕͢҉̫̰̫̭̻̱͍̲̤̩̠̺ ̴̹͔͈̟͉̩̭̻͙̮̊͂ͩ̎̚͢ ͈͓͚͉͈̦̃̃ͭ̑ͧ̄͆́̐̋̍̄͆̔̽ͫ͘͠

Goodnight sweet prince! by filthypiratehookerin beardjerk

[–]filthypiratehooker[S] 2 points3 points ago

Finally back to work and it's time to shave. Went from November to the end of March. I'm going to start a month earlier this fall.

God speed you bearded beasts!

Getting ready to not be at the meetup by Cammorakin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 2 points3 points ago

Are those capers on top?

My VFF were leaking. by Robotrain fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 5 points6 points ago

Fag Fingers. Not even once. [4Realz] I just went for a run in mine for the first time in over a year. The doms in my calves are goddamnridiculous.

JZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZ by anriarin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 2 points3 points ago

I hope none of you guys were in there. I mindlessly followed directions.

60lbs of gainz! by filthypiratehookerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker[S] 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I do however have four pounds of fresh Ahi showing up tomorrow to make sushi and sashimi. I would do that more if the shipping wasn't so damn expensive.

60lbs of gainz! by filthypiratehookerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker[S] 10 points11 points ago

I will be once I eat all this.

60lbs of gainz! by filthypiratehookerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker[S] 10 points11 points ago

At least I'll need a huge coffin.

60lbs of gainz! by filthypiratehookerin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker[S] 7 points8 points ago

Shit! Here I thought that this itchy skin was from my jack3d!

It's like two WTF's crashed and I can't look away. by Mogwogglein fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 3 points4 points ago

But by their definition, they wouldn't be people.....

It's like two WTF's crashed and I can't look away. by Mogwogglein fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 3 points4 points ago

And here I thought that was called psychosis.

Good ole SRS, always leads me to the best fat hate threads by [deleted]in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 2 points3 points ago

I don't even know what I did and I'm benned.

Need medical advice by sareonin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 1 point2 points ago

FCJ. You must be Canadian. Go by some muscle relaxer at the drug store.

The season has officially begun (slightly nsfw) by bluesomnariumin MTB

[–]filthypiratehooker 0 points1 point ago

This is why shin guards and pair Five Ten shoes were well worth the investment for me.

NSV: bought my first tub of big boy protein today. by Kevo_Yoin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 2 points3 points ago

No I won't! Because fuck you!!

NSV: bought my first tub of big boy protein today. by Kevo_Yoin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]filthypiratehooker 7 points8 points ago

I've seen a lot of posts in FCJ... This one takes the cake for gay (and I've seen a lot of male ass while lurking for a year).

New to all of this. Where can I start? by themostradin Hanggliding

[–]filthypiratehooker 0 points1 point ago

As I said in my other comment, check out the USHPA for a local school. Feel free to pm me if you have any questions.

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