I never got into trouble in school so when the principal and dean called me out of class to their office it was really a surprise. I had no idea what the fuck was going on and this has never happened to me before.

So I walk into the office and wait for a little hwhile and they start to ask me really weird questions. 'Who do you live with?' 'Where do you live?' 'When was the last time you've been home?' All questions that they should've known, or could've known had they looked me up.

Turns out they found a textbook with my name being the last name on the form in the front cover of the book in an abandoned home! They thought I had ran away from home and was living in an abandoned home. How they found the abandoned home, let alone the textbook is still beyond my comprehension. It was like something out of The fucking Twilight Zone.

Edit: I can't read. I did not get in trouble. It was pretty ridiculous though.