If someone in the modern era went around killing rapists, WBC, child molesters, and other bad criminals... would you be on their side or no

benartmao · 2012-05-26T10:32:40.558605+00:00

The WBC is kind of the odd one out on your list...

R3ssurect · 2012-05-26T10:24:27.064357+00:00

People won't even think about it, any more than they think about electricity now. It will be everywhere and everything will be connected to it and you'll take it completely for granted until it cuts out.

latecentury · 2012-05-26T08:21:11.929266+00:00

I applied for a job but circumstances meant that I didn't get offered one (I was going away for a while).

Before anything at all happened there was a NDA we all had to sign; literally we didn't get into the room until we'd signed it.
Then there lots of presentations to us about how wonderful Apple was and how successful the Apple Stores were. Which was weird because we all wanted to work for Apple anyway.
Then people from Apple spoke to us personally about how wonderful it was to work for Apple. See above.
Then we went around the room and talked about ourselves a bit. Highlight, the kid who said "I've owned five iPods. I keep breaking them, I'm terrible with technology".
Then we were divided into teams, and did a role-playing exercise which was meaningless, but allowed them to see how we all worked in a team.
Then there were follow-up group interviews a week or so later where a smaller group of people spoke with some more important Apple people.

Two quick things:

What do you think the salary will be? You might be over-estimating.
What they may do is tell you to work in retail for a while, then move up to Creative.

scientologist2 · 2012-05-26T07:52:22.327972+00:00

He's doing it all wrong. He's supposed to live in the Metropolitan Museum of Art and investigate Michelangelo sculptures.

McNoodle · 2012-05-26T05:38:24.271130+00:00

Upvoted because I was going to say the same thing. GIFs can and should be optimised.

Ball_Sacked · 2012-05-26T05:12:49.351575+00:00

Why are you not putting spaces before your parentheses? It's driving me crazy.

slumber42 · 2012-05-26T03:28:03.008066+00:00

I actually like video playing in a little window. Old TV shows I've watched many times. It's very hard to convince my wife that I'm actually working though.

dracopervicax · 2012-05-26T03:15:25.728565+00:00

And the content is a letter about sexual harassment.

dracopervicax · 2012-05-26T03:14:49.200599+00:00

Someone explain this to me? I'm not getting it.

Derferman · 2012-05-26T02:30:35.025956+00:00

My son loves this. Can't wait for a fuller game.

It definitely needs instructions, like space to jump. Is there some kind of shooting? How do we stun the dirty hippie?

Also, we need a "replay" button. We shouldn't have to quit and relaunch.

Derferman · 2012-05-26T02:28:57.059631+00:00

How do you stun him?

danceswithwool · 2012-05-26T01:47:01.299161+00:00

Where in the world are you that the wedding is happening at this time?

Most weddings are on Saturday afternoons aren't they?

irishmafia32 · 2012-05-26T01:41:23.073390+00:00

What are your five questions?

para-dox · 2012-05-26T01:37:06.567289+00:00

they [...] went back to airbrushing the whole nether region out

Wait, what?

ycoseth · 2012-05-26T01:28:23.939330+00:00

Lug nut is two words.

Davesbeard · 2012-05-26T01:10:55.444613+00:00

Also, 9,000,000,000,000 kilograms is better expressed as 9,000,000,000 tons.

derpleberries · 2012-05-26T01:05:10.527307+00:00

ELI5 how them working for the state of Kansas is relevant?

Ibby238 · 2012-05-26T00:59:36.951466+00:00

Came here to say that. It's the catchiest of the tiny unrepresentative sample they arbitrarily chose.

Also, "during the court of the research"? Even the article is flawed.

fapficionado · 2012-05-26T00:51:24.100411+00:00

You're sick of threads like this, or you're sick of people posting "This"?

fapficionado · 2012-05-26T00:50:29.476448+00:00

Good point about the ambiguous word.

PeacePig · 2012-05-26T00:43:53.420387+00:00

We urinated.

PeacePig · 2012-05-26T00:42:55.624320+00:00

Then they should want to know if their friend is showing possible symptoms of a serious illness.

fapficionado · 2012-05-26T00:40:24.750612+00:00

I'm not sure you know what "droll" means.

fapficionado · 2012-05-26T00:39:12.094522+00:00

Quite right, but I'm not doing that.

PeacePig · 2012-05-26T00:28:36.320301+00:00

Well then wait till the end of semester or whatever, or talk to her fellow instructors.

It's pretty unprofessional for her to go on dates with students anyway.

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