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My gf was showing me her birthday pictures and was about to delete this one bc "somebody" photobombed her by thepicturepicin pics

[–]epm011 8 points9 points ago

You say you just realized but your name has leap year in it..

What happens when you first introduce your girlfriend to r/aww by amk161in aww

[–]epm011 0 points1 point ago

Sam is gender neutral, Samantha.

My thoughts after my first visit to r/spacedicks by Hokie200proofin AdviceAnimals

[–]epm011 4 points5 points ago*

I googled it, apparently he died two days later in intensive care. Source (no vid).

My thoughts after my first visit to r/spacedicks by Hokie200proofin AdviceAnimals

[–]epm011 2 points3 points ago

Do you remember the water that he fell into? He must have lost a massive amount of blood because it looked like someone had dropped gallons of red food colouring into the ocean.

My thoughts after my first visit to r/spacedicks by Hokie200proofin AdviceAnimals

[–]epm011 1 point2 points ago

I assume so but I don't frequent spacedicks I wouldn't know. I saw it months ago at like 4am, definitely haven't been desensitized enough to stomach watching someone split their face in two and then watch doctors try and put it back together.

My thoughts after my first visit to r/spacedicks by Hokie200proofin AdviceAnimals

[–]epm011 6 points7 points ago

Is that the one when he jumps off the side of a cliff into water but slams his face into some sort of rock wall?

Warning: facebook screencap by icegoatin funny

[–]epm011 23 points24 points ago

-10,000 comment karma..

Can you please take my survey? by GayBabyBoyin teenagers

[–]epm011 3 points4 points ago*

  1. Straight
  2. Love is love, people can marry whoever they want to.
  3. I'm a guy, don't really know any gay guys but I know of and am good friends with loads of bisexual/lesbian girls.

From my Facebook news feed by [deleted]in funny

[–]epm011 6 points7 points ago

Ah, I thought we were going to have a now kiss moment.

From my Facebook news feed by [deleted]in funny

[–]epm011 2 points3 points ago*

I saw this on Facebook too, I wonder if we both know the original..

Just following instructions... by troylazlowin funny

[–]epm011 13 points14 points ago

I have AdBlock installed but I unblocked Reddit ads because it usually isn't an ad at all and is more like this. Plus, for all the hours I put into Reddit I think they deserve some sort of revenue.

I work as Goofy at Walt Disney AMAA by ChantingMonkin IAmA

[–]epm011 8 points9 points ago*

Your cousin beat up Justin Bieber? Give him a high-five for me next time you see him.

Where would I post something cool that I made? by smooch0FDin AskReddit

[–]epm011 0 points1 point ago

Just tried, it I like it. The UI is slightly confusing though, after entering a "pastey" I assumed the top box was for a title and the bigger bottom box was for a description, but I figured it out.

Skrillex transcribed on piano. Not Bad... by jjamessmithhin videos

[–]epm011 23 points24 points ago

I don't know what it is about this but I'm only on the first one and I feel as if I'm going to burst into tears.

Need a team name, fast. by knm3in AskReddit

[–]epm011 0 points1 point ago

The CockRockets.

As a hungry teen, this is what I see everyday after school by I_Cant_Sleepin teenagers

[–]epm011 1 point2 points ago

Small world, I was just a second ago. Nothing better than a cup of dry honey Cheerios.

Who makes the best Reddit app for Android and why? (Developers welcome to state their case) by unexpectedtofuin AskReddit

[–]epm011 0 points1 point ago

Baconreader, it's the shit and it's clean.

What's your most useless talent? by wildcard_bitchesin AskReddit

[–]epm011 0 points1 point ago

I can whistle through my nose.

As a hungry teen, this is what I see everyday after school by I_Cant_Sleepin teenagers

[–]epm011 2 points3 points ago

I ate Cheerios for breakfast and lunch today, it's all I need.

Quick Question by epm011in teenagers

[–]epm011[S] 2 points3 points ago

So you didn't have to think about it at all? It just came to you when you leaned in?

Quick Question by epm011in teenagers

[–]epm011[S] 1 point2 points ago

That actually calmed me down a bit, seems like I should just go at it and ignore anything in my head that's been telling me to hold back. Thanks for taking so much time to write out that post, it's helps me out a lot!

Just curious, how would you suggest initiating it? Is asking permission a bad idea? Should I just make it a surprise?

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