Stanton becomes first player to hit Home Run Sculpture.

doyouunderstandlife · 2012-05-26T04:57:43.384322+00:00

Despite Stanton crushing it, the sculpture somehow remains in tact. 431 ft to Center. Stanton's a fucking beast.

hideisalive · 2012-05-26T04:50:34.553194+00:00

Flair up, brother!

hideisalive · 2012-05-26T04:49:33.291370+00:00

Bought two World Series

The first one, maybe, but the second definitely wasn't. They were 20th in payroll that year, just barely above the Pirates and eight places behind the Cubs.

two fire sales immediately afterwards

The second one happened two years after the 2003 WS, when the Marlins spent a lot of money on re-signing Beckett, Lowell, Lo Duca, and signing Carlos Delgado.

What I hate about people describing 2003 is that they don't consider that the Marlins were just better than the Cubs (and every other team that year). The Marlins had a better record, better coaching, a better bullpen, better defense, and better speed.

ezenbrowntown · 2012-05-25T17:34:47.619202+00:00

He was actually showing signs of becoming a good QB in SD. Towards the end of his SD career, he was playing very well (until his injury, of course).

ezenbrowntown · 2012-05-25T17:33:07.389092+00:00

When he was with the Dolphins, I knew he was going to be special. When they traded him to the Patriots in 2007, I predicted that the Patriots would not lose a game because he put them over the top and that the Dolphins wouldn't win a game. Of course, I was off by one for each, but close enough.

omfgitsmarco · 2012-05-25T15:58:24.465531+00:00

I'd rather play the Celtics because that means we get to be them four more times.

Skape7 · 2012-05-25T14:22:58.876099+00:00

I think a tweak of the logo and uniforms should happen to freshen things up (for example, losing the navy blue outlines on the numbers, etc.) but a major overhaul isn't necessary.

yodaddadadda · 2012-05-25T13:56:08.147215+00:00

Not always. Most games (for example, games against teams like the Pirates, Rockies, etc.) are $50. Select other games (Mets, Phillies) are $75. Clevelander tickets against the Red Sox is $100.

yodaddadadda · 2012-05-25T13:54:07.563688+00:00

They have Carnival dancers and models in body paint. It's pretty fucking awesome.

Armond404 · 2012-05-25T06:49:31.364125-07:00

That's just bad, man.

supervin · 2012-05-25T13:41:09.160227+00:00

In case other people haven't seen it, this is the Budweiser Bar shot. There really aren't many that can hit harder than Stanton. 458 feet, fucking ridiculous.

Leuffen · 1 day

There's a reason why she's now his ex.

hawkgordon · 1 day

Wouldn't the apostrophe come after?

catmoon · 1 day

They're a pretty good WNBA team.

huber14 · 1 day

Do prices change during the year? Miami has been the same throughout.

catmoon · 1 day

I dislike the way Tyler Hansbrough looks so much that I loved it when UD hit him right in the face.

My team could go 12-70 every year, but as long as we beat the Knicks, Bulls, and Celtics each time, I'll be happy.

People hate LeBron so much, but honestly, you'd all love him if he chose your team. And yeah, I'd probably hate him if he signed somewhere else (actually, not entirely true; if he re-signed with the Cavs or another hopeless franchise, I wouldn't have cared).

I was okay with the Mavericks beating us last year but then I remembered that it's Dallas and they're owned by Mark Cuban. Damn, I sure was happy to see his crushed face after getting swept.

Rajon Rondo is incredibly overrated and is scared of attempting layups. This is the reason why he has 42 assists a night.

catmoon · 1 day

Yeah, I was about to say that the Dolphins haven't hit anyone hard since 2001.

catmoon · 1 day

shit, that's my desktop too. Except mine has Turiaf cheering in the background.

huber14 · 1 day

I believe 12 or 16 oz draught. There was actually an image that had the price per oz. for all 30 parks posted about a month ago. Here

huber14 · 1 day

$8. Not good, but it seems about average compared to other parks.

xxNEWNEOxx · 1 day

See? Barry's head was massive even before the alleged juicing!

RSKMR · 1 day

But the Onion already has a sports section!

Monkeyfeng · 1 day

Well, if he played better, then I don't think he'd have to couch surf.

Erickj · 1 day

1st Unit: LeBron (22), Love (18), Wade (18), Kaman (10), Irving (12)

2nd Unit: Odom (5), Mayo (8), Okafor (7)

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