During jury duty, a prospective juror for a criminal trial actually told the judge, "If you're accused, you're guilty." Another one said "I think he did it." This was before we heard anything about the case. Does anyone have any good stories involving jury duty?

swifty3 · 2012-05-25T20:36:43.722668+00:00

Essentially they're doing the same thing as jury nullification then but don't know that it exists and so they vote not guilty rather than to nullify the law.

swifty3 · 2012-05-25T19:36:54.925596+00:00

Probably because "everyone" with no initial clarification makes you sound like a smart-ass who is trying to get out of jury duty.

yukizora · 1 day

I'm pooping right now, while on reddit. The actual act takes only about 5 minutes but the serenity of the bathroom is quite enjoyable.

devilbird99 · 2 days

Found on the headline ticker at the top of the homepage. No article yet that I can find.

SavingRyansPrvt · 2 days

Worse is adjusting your balls when they get caught awkwardly/painfully when you sit down. Men understand, but women just stare at you like you're a perverted bastard.

devilbird99 · 2 days

Thank you! (^.⁾

a12345678910 · 4 days

On the note of more interesting songs or more upbeat songs play something that will draw in the younger crowd. Play the score from a popular videogame or movie like Halo, Shadow of the Colossus, or Lord of the Rings. I know one of my local symphonies recently did something from LOTR and it was awesome!

Edit: Seems as if someone else covered this above in another comment.

HurricaneWeasel · 6 days

Shitty as usual!

ftfy

cjknjkn · 7 days

So annoying. The worst is I'll give her advice (thinking of someone in particular here) and she'll say she appreciates it and that it's really good advice and be sincere when she says that but then she's too afraid of change to actually act on it.

Tmeesseman · 7 days

I've taken mine on in my carry-on's all the time. I just don't pull it out/put it in a bag and they have never noticed.

specialkeebs · 8 days

And what about Petroleum Eng? Those guys make $70,000 starting or more.

Edit: I'm blind it's number 9. Damn their lack of a list.

Edit 2: "and petroleum engineering majors (No. 9) earn a median of $155,000—the highest paycheck on the list." And how does that not rank them as number one? Especially with a large number of Pet E's about to retire causing numerous openings in the market?

zebrawaterfall · 9 days

Or you had to to take a leak or run out for 10 min and came back and had to guess what number they were on now. (Though some boys you could whisper fo or join a channel a game name.)

zebrawaterfall · 9 days

Baals to the walls - 3

(Except I admit that's likely too many characters.)

batgirlsings · 10 days

But a phonebook would also be a poor way to choose as there are unlisted numbers and some people may be listed multiple times.

EIRELEGEND · 10 days

The worst are the 0's claiming it is just a repeat of Diablo 2 with better graphics, a little more crappy story, and fewer classes.

1) How to fuck do they know? It's nearly impossible for them to have beat the game or played all the classes. 2) I heard similar complaints about SC2, now look at it. 3) Did they play the same beta I did?

I really wish there was a way to report all them and get them taken down for being blatantly false.

likbor · 10 days

How did you get it Monday? Release date delivery meant they. Didnt ship mine until yesterday. :'(

DougPatterson · 11 days

Cool, what specifically would I (assuming I somehow get the job) be doing as a receptionist?

devilbird99 · 12 days

Me three. Friday the 13th ftw?

devilbird99 · 12 days

I accidentallied a word in the title >_<

And to make it even worse? That one person is not my mother believe it or not.

Edit: A whole four! (Plus you lovely lot :3 )

devilbird99

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