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I felt like I was in the ministry... by davehfoxjrin harrypotter

[–]cybaritic 0 points1 point ago

this strip club in buffalo

You're not fooling anyone.

What is the most offensive thing a customer has ever said to you? by NatelieOnein AskReddit

[–]cybaritic 1 point2 points ago

When I was a teen, I worked at a hardware store. I was only a few days in, and was still figuring out how to do anything besides ring up the most basic purchases. One guy came up to the counter and muttered something about being tax exempt. I assumed he was just trying to con a bargain, so I rang it up as normal. When I told him the total, he exploded.

"DAMMIT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAX EXEMPT. IT'S A PURCHASE FOR A CHURCH. DO IT AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME."

ಠ_ಠ

And that's when I started questioning my religious upbringings.

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 3 points4 points ago

Looking at the bridge on that layout, what does SMS mean?

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 14 points15 points ago

If the best vantage point was desired, it seems ten-forward would be a more ideal place for the bridge. If the viewscreen was just a big window, given the size of the saucer section, seeing anything below the ship would be impossible from the bridge as we know it.

Random thought: once again I'm forced to acknowledge the simplicity and brilliance of the Borg cube. Command exists everywhere in the ship, and there is no reason to place anything in any particular location.

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 5 points6 points ago

I would love to read it, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 6 points7 points ago

I've wondered this too. It would make more sense to have command in the center of the ship, where it would be least vulnerable. Then again, this ship is technically designed for exploration and science. It's not designed for battle.

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 6 points7 points ago

Please tell me where you got this, and that there are maps of the other 41 decks.

Started re-watching TNG the other day. I can't believe I never noticed this. by cybariticin startrek

[–]cybaritic[S] 4 points5 points ago

I remember reading about the captain's yacht, and was dissapointed that we never got to see it launch. Then again, that doesn't seem like something Picard would do. He always seemed to favor the shuttles.

What is the funny/horrifying sex story that has happened to you or a friend? Let me start. by dhalathanin AskReddit

[–]cybaritic 87 points88 points ago

I probably shouldn't tell this but I will anyway. I met a girl a few years back and ended up inviting her to stay a few days at my house (she lived halfway across the country). She arrives and everything is great, we go out drinking that night.

She gets hammered, I'm fairly tipsy myself. I've only got the one bed (she knew this ahead of time) so we both say goodnight, settle in, and after a few minutes I'm well on my way to sleep.

My trip to dreamland was interrupted by her starting to jerk me off. I was surprised but not reluctant, so I forced myself awake again and started to get into it... until I realized how bad it was. I remember thinking to myself, she's really bad at this. She was squeezing way too hard and the motions were far too irregular, it was like she was trying to start a lawnmower.

After a few minutes trying to be polite, I put my hand on her wrist and tried to segway into something different. Then she woke up.

We both seemed to realize what had happened at the same time. Cue the awkward silence, broken by "so... you wanna keep going?" She was now awake, but still down, so I hit it anyway.

TL;DR: girl was jerking me off while she slept. Woke up and we did it anyway. dm;hs.

Shadows. by HossCoin pics

[–]cybaritic 24 points25 points ago

Refractions.

ftfy

Ladies's and Gentleman, they've done it. The electric skateboard is here. by RexHubb95in videos

[–]cybaritic 14 points15 points ago

That's why it's called long boarding.

Stupid Hoe by swordsngunsin funny

[–]cybaritic 7 points8 points ago

Challenge accepted. Beginning first incisioonnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.

drools

Why Lieutenants don't trust their NCOs by GeckIREin videos

[–]cybaritic 1 point2 points ago

Something like that would get a lot more kids to go to Chuck E Cheese.

Would anybody be interested in a subreddit dedicated to helping you find cofounders? by scientist_shmientistin startups

[–]cybaritic 0 points1 point ago

Your capacity for self deception is astounding.

Would anybody be interested in a subreddit dedicated to helping you find cofounders? by scientist_shmientistin startups

[–]cybaritic 1 point2 points ago

The /r/cofounder/ subreddit gets used.

No. The only posts in there are yours, and there are no replies. Don't lie to make your subreddit seem popular or useful, especially when we can see right through it.

Porn! Everyone loves it and will watch it regardless. But, what are your pet peeves about pornos/ what are things you would change? (Possibly NSFW..) by dinosoreloserin AskReddit

[–]cybaritic 13 points14 points ago

Dirty little secret: A lot of ugly rich guys start a shell porno company so they can pay for sex legally.

ChadMan Don't Give a Fuck [NSFW] by burningrobotin videos

[–]cybaritic -3 points-2 points ago

There's a lot of situations where not giving a fuck = being an asshole.

ChadMan Don't Give a Fuck [NSFW] by burningrobotin videos

[–]cybaritic -3 points-2 points ago

Chad needs to drink less. Maybe he's nice sober, but he's an asshole when he's drunk.

Gabe Newell in Half Life 3! Painting... by Geersartin gaming

[–]cybaritic 0 points1 point ago

No. You only think so because textbooks do it that way to conserve pages. Any decent coding standard puts opening brackets on a separate line. It looks like shit this way.

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