Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan here - we made Super Troopers AND Beerfest and NOW "The Babymakers", out on August 3rd. AMA...with a TWIST!

kevinandjay · 3 days

davehfoxjr · 11 days

this strip club in buffalo

You're not fooling anyone.

cybaritic · 11 days

Ow! Glad that you still liked the dog though. :)

NatelieOne · 1 month

When I was a teen, I worked at a hardware store. I was only a few days in, and was still figuring out how to do anything besides ring up the most basic purchases. One guy came up to the counter and muttered something about being tax exempt. I assumed he was just trying to con a bargain, so I rang it up as normal. When I told him the total, he exploded.

"DAMMIT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAX EXEMPT. IT'S A PURCHASE FOR A CHURCH. DO IT AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME."

ಠ_ಠ

And that's when I started questioning my religious upbringings.

cybaritic · 2 months

Looking at the bridge on that layout, what does SMS mean?

cybaritic · 2 months

If the best vantage point was desired, it seems ten-forward would be a more ideal place for the bridge. If the viewscreen was just a big window, given the size of the saucer section, seeing anything below the ship would be impossible from the bridge as we know it.

Random thought: once again I'm forced to acknowledge the simplicity and brilliance of the Borg cube. Command exists everywhere in the ship, and there is no reason to place anything in any particular location.

cybaritic · 2 months

I would love to read it, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

cybaritic · 2 months

I've wondered this too. It would make more sense to have command in the center of the ship, where it would be least vulnerable. Then again, this ship is technically designed for exploration and science. It's not designed for battle.

cybaritic · 2 months

Please tell me where you got this, and that there are maps of the other 41 decks.

cybaritic · 2 months

I remember reading about the captain's yacht, and was dissapointed that we never got to see it launch. Then again, that doesn't seem like something Picard would do. He always seemed to favor the shuttles.

dhalathan · 2 months

TIL. Thanks. :)

maxwellhill · 2 months

it prevents men from getting Viagra

Really? The same way drug laws prevent us from getting marijuana?

dhalathan · 2 months

I probably shouldn't tell this but I will anyway. I met a girl a few years back and ended up inviting her to stay a few days at my house (she lived halfway across the country). She arrives and everything is great, we go out drinking that night.

She gets hammered, I'm fairly tipsy myself. I've only got the one bed (she knew this ahead of time) so we both say goodnight, settle in, and after a few minutes I'm well on my way to sleep.

My trip to dreamland was interrupted by her starting to jerk me off. I was surprised but not reluctant, so I forced myself awake again and started to get into it... until I realized how bad it was. I remember thinking to myself, she's really bad at this. She was squeezing way too hard and the motions were far too irregular, it was like she was trying to start a lawnmower.

After a few minutes trying to be polite, I put my hand on her wrist and tried to segway into something different. Then she woke up.

We both seemed to realize what had happened at the same time. Cue the awkward silence, broken by "so... you wanna keep going?" She was now awake, but still down, so I hit it anyway.

TL;DR: girl was jerking me off while she slept. Woke up and we did it anyway. dm;hs.

HossCo · 2 months

Refractions.

ftfy

RexHubb95 · 2 months

That's why it's called long boarding.

swordsnguns · 2 months

Challenge accepted. Beginning first incisioonnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.

drools

GeckIRE · 2 months

Something like that would get a lot more kids to go to Chuck E Cheese.

scientist_shmientist · 3 months

Your capacity for self deception is astounding.

scientist_shmientist · 3 months

The /r/cofounder/ subreddit gets used.

No. The only posts in there are yours, and there are no replies. Don't lie to make your subreddit seem popular or useful, especially when we can see right through it.

dinosoreloser · 3 months

Dirty little secret: A lot of ugly rich guys start a shell porno company so they can pay for sex legally.

burningrobot · 3 months

There's a lot of situations where not giving a fuck = being an asshole.

burningrobot · 3 months

Chad needs to drink less. Maybe he's nice sober, but he's an asshole when he's drunk.

Geersart · 3 months

No. You only think so because textbooks do it that way to conserve pages. Any decent coding standard puts opening brackets on a separate line. It looks like shit this way.

cybaritic

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