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So I tried to make a Spiked Rainbow Jelly Cake. Here's the result. by razekaiin funny

[–]cuddlepanda -1 points0 points ago

THE WORLD DESERVES TO SEE THIS

Indian Yo-Mama Joke by shadowinnothingin AdviceAnimals

[–]cuddlepanda 219 points220 points ago

You're just being a Negative Nandeep. One might even say a Devna Downer.

Scandalous Wench! by midorihime24in funny

[–]cuddlepanda 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, she's in a bit of a jam there.

Seahorse.....doing it right? by boomproin funny

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a Horsea to me.

Calgary: How much do you make? by CGYanonin Calgary

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

I'm 21, and this past year I made ~110k before taxes.

Before anyone asks, Oil Patch. Lots of overtime away from home, but I have many friends that get into an entry level job in the patch for a year to fast-track paying off their student debt. I'm doing this backwards, as I'm heading into school in Sept to pick up my Engineers ring without having to take out loans for rent or tuition.

I just mention this for those that haven't found a job in their field and have a mountain of debt awaiting them.

Just chopped off my life companion, my afro. If you guys think I look sexy with him around i'll grow him back [Male, 19, Jamaican] by Madzooksin AmISexy

[–]cuddlepanda 1 point2 points ago*

Dude here.

You look a lot younger with the fro. It's like us white boys with hockey hair when we're younger. Eventually we chop it off and this happens:

1) Long, shaggy hair (In your case, Fro) meets scissors.
2) Clean up the edges.
3) ??????
4) Bitches.

It's been proven by Science.

Rap music just went full retard by manicapathyin funny

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

Gambino has some of the wittiest lines and references of any rapper I've heard in a long time, regardless of literal translations. You can't listen to a song like "Freaks and Geeks" and take it for face value of the base lyrics.

Cracker Jack Disappointment by MattieMcNastyin funny

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

He must be from some backwards town in Saskatchewan because we've always had Cracker Jack in Alberta. And I know BC has it all over as well.

Americans will never know the ultimate challenge. by Reactionsin funny

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

I always loved getting the mini wind up motorbikes the best. Those and the Smurf family ones.

For the Grammar Nazis by AmusedMoosedin funny

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

In this particular event, a semicolon would definitely pass as acceptable.

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 1 point2 points ago

I think you're on to something here, Watson.

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 0 points1 point ago

Probably the latter. Although, we both of us have ADHD. Other than that, he's on par with the rest of his class in terms on writing and reading. He's just a LOT more interested in building shit with Kinex, Lego, or his magnets than paying attention. And I don't blame him! haha

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 0 points1 point ago

Beats me. I live 5 hours away from them, and work 12 hours away normally. Left home 3 years ago. Most likely from the babysitter's teens.

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 2 points3 points ago

Keep in mind, I commented before on the fact that my brother has only been in 1st Grade since September. To Clarify slightly more, he's more concerned with Lego and building giant magnetic "robots" with his extensive magnet collection than he is with reading or doing his homework. He loves building things, and last year built a half-sturdy house for his cat for the winter with branches, duct tape, and tinfoil.

Connor has always been the one with his nose in the books.

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 12 points13 points ago

The words he got wrong aren't exactly kindergarten-level. He's only been in Grade 1 since September, and even then they don't learn words like "allowed", "anymore", and "fucking".

But go on.

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 93 points94 points ago

Haha if you look closely he got that wrong too. "fucken"

My 7 and 10 year old brothers had a fight, and this is the "Dear Diary" note my littlest bro wrote about it. by cuddlepandain funny

[–]cuddlepanda[S] 230 points231 points ago

He doesn't normally have a diary. But apparently he figured the situation was so dire that he thought he should start one.

Level Cap Reached. by TheKingsHwyin skyrim

[–]cuddlepanda 0 points1 point ago

No. He has a pretty house.

Level Cap Reached. by TheKingsHwyin skyrim

[–]cuddlepanda 8 points9 points ago

Shhhh, it'll all be over soon.

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