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Most of the time I shit clean. Meaning nothing's left after I poop when I wipe. Should I try convincing certain religious groups that I am of a higher power? by Zertiofin shittyadvice

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

That depends, does your shit stink?

My neighbor Jim in tow. I think he's pretty cool. by Scalarrin pics

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

That dog is doing exactly what it was bred to do. I bet he loves it.

At first I laughed, but now I think this is actually quite fascinating. by ebullientityin pics

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 3 points4 points ago

I immediately thought of this. Couldn't find a clip in English but it doesn't really matter.

Challenge: Name a style of music you dislike and it's up to fans of said style to find artists that could change your opinion. by getjustinin Music

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

Check out Ween's Twelve Golden Country Greats.

60,000,000,000 Spent on the TSA and other disturbing facts [info graph] by opn420in conspiracy

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

I was traveling through the San Francisco airport security manned by a group of annoyingly loud and zealous agents. When I was about to walk through the metal detector an agent approached and asked me if I had emptied my pockets. When I said yes he pointed at an empty Ziploc bag sticking out of my jeans and said, "How about that? That's why I'm here." Little did he know (and unbeknownst to me) I had two Old Timer pocket knives in my carry on that were not detected. Those two knives went through six security checkpoints (three of them TSA) and two customs X-rays and were never discovered. TLDR; I unknowingly went through several airports with two pocket knives in my carry on and the only thing anyone was concerned about was an empty Ziploc bag.

IWTL: How to keep my PC running at optimal performance, clean, and reg error free. by jayrmcmin IWantToLearn

[–]crimeandpun_ishment -1 points0 points ago

Commenting for future reference.

Fuck everything about this. by austinnameguyin Austin

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

Let me help: /sarcasm

In case you haven't heard, Wells Fargo will be charging checking accounts under $1500 a $7 monthly fee. by protoszin Frugal

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for this. Just checked my announcements and found that they are going to do this to me in June. To the credit union!

Where is best to start with country music? by mutantofwarin country

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 6 points7 points ago

Check out Dale Watson, Hayes Carll, Justin Townes Earl and Robert Earl Keen. These are all Texas Country which is my favorite.

LPT: Line your pots with coffee filters to prevent soil from spilling out of the bottom! by actonesceneonein LifeProTips

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

I've always just used a rock. Seems like the filter would rot away.

How to dominate your computer using the CTRL key. by Boa220in LifeProTips

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for this. I'm really just commenting to bookmark for later reference. I will compensate with an upvote.

Onlookers jeer as man is beaten, stripped and robbed in Baltimore by FenrirIIIin news

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 31 points32 points ago

Welcome to Bodymore, Muderland

Pulled Pork Sandwich with Smoked BBQ Sauce by dghswillin food

[–]crimeandpun_ishment -2 points-1 points ago

All The Way!

How It Works: World’s Fastest Elevator by sconiin Oddball

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 1 point2 points ago

I've ridden the elevator in Taipei 101 which I believe claims to be the current fastest elevator in the world traveling at about 55 fps. My ears were popping constantly on the way up.

A silly project. I built this from mild steel I pulled out of the scrap bin from my job. It's just a wall hanger and wasn't designed to be used. I just did it because I was bored and it was free. by SneakyLonerin knives

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 2 points3 points ago

YES! Get some mannequin hands and red paint.

Absorb grease spills on upholstery with cornmeal by covering the soiled area and let sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Vacuum to remove the grains. by enterstipin LifeProTips

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

I think I'd like my money back.

A silly project. I built this from mild steel I pulled out of the scrap bin from my job. It's just a wall hanger and wasn't designed to be used. I just did it because I was bored and it was free. by SneakyLonerin knives

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't designed to be used? That's a decorative reserve zombie killer if I've ever seen one.

Austin! Show Me Your Greasy Burgers by sex_on_wheelsin Austin

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 7 points8 points ago

Seconded, Casino El Camino has some awesome burgers.

Jim Lahey has a pizza book. by gwabblein Pizza

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 2 points3 points ago

Randy!

TIL Screamin' Jay Hawkins was blackout drunk while recording 'I Put a Spell on You' and had to re-learn the song by listening it by mirthquakein todayilearned

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

I sure do love me some Cow Fingers & Mosquito Pie.

Where in Austin, TX can a girl learn how to taxidermy by elanasaurusin Hunting

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

There used to be a taxidermy shop where Oltorf dead-ends into Lamar. I haven't been by there in a while so I don't know if it's still open.

The only way I'd vote for Romney... by ItsLeeOwenin ronpaul

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 2 points3 points ago

My first thought was Alec Baldwin.

Save over $1/gal on gasoline this spring by drwells44in Frugal

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 3 points4 points ago

No, cruise control does the exact opposite. The goal of cruise control is to maintain a constant speed. With cruise control, on your car will decelerate when going downhill to compensate for the increased speed due to momentum/+gravity and will accelerate when going uphill to compensate for decreased momentum/-gravity. To get optimal gas mileage you want to accelerate (mostly due to gravity) when going downhill and then let your car's momentum carry you uphill while slowing down somewhat. This creates less work on your engine than slowing when going downhill and then accelerating to maintain speed when going uphill.

One of my sneaky work-specific tricks, watching videos from taskbar while work(email) is full-screen. What are some tips/tricks you use? by maniacusin LifeProTips

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

WOW those are great! I know it's been posted before but do you have any others. I hadn't heard of Alt + Tab before and I love it.

edit: my favorite shortcut is to use Alt + arrow keys to page backward and forward.

Home made dough hand tossed pizza I just finished, sooooo good! by npdewey83in food

[–]crimeandpun_ishment 0 points1 point ago

Or you could get a docker. I know its a little pricy (this being the cheapest on Amazon) but if you make pizza a lot it's really handy. If you happen to have a friend who works at a bakery they can probably order you one for 2 or 3 dollars.

edit: should have read the other comments before posting (see Gawdor).

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