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First contact by gonzales82in pics

[–]cojafoji 2 points3 points ago

I had no idea guild navigators could swim.

Re-introducing Harmless Scout Leader by PandaSixxin AdviceAnimals

[–]cojafoji -2 points-1 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, I'm a lifer too. Been in since five, made it to Life(was in it for the fun), have my Brotherhood, and I help out the district and council when they need bodies for events.

So... Have you gotten your scoutmasters knot for beating kids yet? I got mine last month. Black and blue knot FTW!

Now that's a backslap! by candyflippinin WTF

[–]cojafoji 2 points3 points ago

I wanna go at that back with some gloves, a needle, some syringes, and a scalpel.

Re-introducing Harmless Scout Leader by PandaSixxin AdviceAnimals

[–]cojafoji 19 points20 points ago

I think it's time for you to grow a sense of humor buddy.

This just fell from the sky and broke the chair on my deck by ghettajettain WTF

[–]cojafoji 10 points11 points ago

Bork bork bork bork stabs

I was a dreamboat. Now I'm a shipwreck. by ApologeticKidin funny

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

I like this one better.

How FedEx treats 36GB of RAM. by Hasukoin techsupportgore

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

If you've never been to a UPS or FedEx shipping/sorting facility, you wouldn't know just how laughable that sticker would be.

Wuddup REDDIT here's picture of my Bro an I con el gran HEISENBERG de BreakinBad! by LuisMoncadain breakingbad

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

You guys were awesome. That's all I've got haha.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

remove any people currently in prison.

remove any people with serious genetic defects.

remove any people with terminal illness.

remove any people in places that are entirely dependent on aid.

That should free up enough space.

From Occupy Frankfurt. The German police took off their helmets and marched with the protest clearing the way for them. by rusty_blumpkinin pics

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

She looks like she could take a rough dickin'.

Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

Let's cut to the chase, shall we?

We all know that the People's Democratic Republic of Canadia is a yet another red socialist nightmare, waiting to explode. Behind the Maple Curtain, you build your wretched war machine, enslave children, and fornicate with moose. Democracy and order of law mean nothing to you!

Just stay on your side of the border...

This always bugs me. Universal Up. by Jebus812in scifi

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

DS9: Klingon vs Jem Ha'adar. Very different angles and vectors of attack.

Though to be honest, if there's a galactic plain at which all species mark as z, being zero elevation, wouldn't it make sense to travel there? There's a list of pros and cons for that decision either way.

Nurse refuses student inhaler during asthma attack by croutonsoupin offbeat

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

Even if she wasn't limited by the school's paperwork snafu, there are still plenty of things that can help an asthmatic during an attack: high doses of caffeine, structured breathing, benadryl if it's allergy related, steam therapy (boil water, stick head in under cloth).

Just my son and his new kitty by nosajjin funny

[–]cojafoji 8 points9 points ago

Let's not take advantage of yet another pun thread... The buck stops here guys.

South Korea to Chemically Castrate Repeat Child Rapist by PrinceDakkarin worldnews

[–]cojafoji -4 points-3 points ago

I'm more for capital punishment when it comes to violent repeat offenders when they've hurt kids. Come to think of it, I'm ok with it after their first offense.

Just watched 12 Angry Men (1957) for the second time. No explosions, no car chases, just 90 mins of truly captivating acting and dialogue in one room by MrPrestigein movies

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

Easily one of my favorite movies. I remember watching it for the first time, trying to broaden my film knowledge, and it got to the point where I was sitting on the edge of my chair, my eyes wide open, and holding my breath every few minutes. Just the way it was done, everything about it, the actors, the setting, the plot. Amazing.

Also, guess who has gotten their hands on an original 1957 16mm print of this same movie to show at a local library during the summer?

This guy! Can't wait!

Bully get beat up. by kuracpickain JusticePorn

[–]cojafoji 5 points6 points ago

Rupert likes the pin downs...

Annoying guy gets taken down by a man in a tiger suit. (xpost from r/Judo) by Jtl4231in JusticePorn

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

Once had a guy from Tiger's shulman or however you spell it do that move on me. Hurt like a bitch. Those guys really don't fuck around with the whole MMA thing.

Still white as [f]uck by fuckmyusernamein gonewild

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

Hottt as hell.

What are some Philadelphia establishments you would not recommend? by Ididnotknowthatin philadelphia

[–]cojafoji 4 points5 points ago

Hm...

Pick up some 40's, grab some pepperoni bread from Marchiano's, then go find a nice seat on the side of the river.

Toilet rage by ravensporein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cojafoji 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it has down syndrome. What is wrong with me.

Are You Serious? by MastaWackin gaming

[–]cojafoji 2 points3 points ago

'64 Dom Perignon?

The Ultimate Counterfeiter Isn't a Crook—He's an Artist by marquis_of_chaosin Foodforthought

[–]cojafoji 13 points14 points ago

That was a fantastic read, thanks for sharing. I can honestly say, that on some level, we all know how he feels. To just get swept up in something, and just barrel through.

Dad puts child in tumble dryer as prank; the obvious happens. [safe for work despite liveleak] by vidyagamesin offbeat

[–]cojafoji 183 points184 points ago

Smoke PCP, rip off door, skin face, punch through machine, disco.

IT Assessment and Ethics Advice Needed by IT-Dilemmain sysadmin

[–]cojafoji 5 points6 points ago

No, you shouldn't. I would stay away from the entire situation if I were you.

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